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0:01
Kumail, yeah, Mr. Batista, hey, hi.
0:04
You're going to be taking a lie detector test today.
0:07
Okay, you guys ready?
0:09
Yep.
0:09
Yeah, I guess so.
0:09
One of you will be hooked up to the machine while the other asks questions and then you'll switch.
0:15
Okay, first, who wants to be strapped in first?
0:21
Oh, just start me up.
0:21
Okay, I'm just dropped him.
0:25
Dave will get drafted first.
0:34
Yeah, you've done this before, lie detector test?
0:36
Yeah, no.
0:36
Why would you assume that I've done the line?
0:40
I can't accept it.
0:40
I'm not wrong.
0:48
Okay, are you ready?
0:48
Kind of.
0:48
I feel like I'm set up for failure because it's so uncomfortable and sorry like the light just relax interrogated.
0:57
As long as you're trying to truth, you have nothing to worry about.
0:59
I only tell the truth.
1:01
Okay, here we go.
1:01
So I'm just going to set up a baseline to make sure the numbers are good, okay?
1:06
Is your name Dave Batista?
1:11
No, it's David Michael Bautista Junior.
1:11
I don't know, I'm trying to be honest.
1:17
Okay, all right, were you born in Washington D.C.?
1:21
I was.
1:23
Okay, yes.
1:23
Are you ready to take this lie detector test?
1:29
Yes.
1:33
How many tattoos do you have, David?
1:36
Um, six.
1:36
Six.
1:36
You have six tattoos?
1:36
Yes, six huge ones.
1:50
Well, these are all connected, so I figure they're just it's one.
1:56
Okay, so if that's overlap, yeah, it's one.
1:59
Have you ever had a tattoo removed?
2:02
No.
2:02
Would you ever consider getting a friendship tattoo with me?
2:06
Yes.
2:09
So what is it, David Michael Batista Jr.?
2:13
Yes.
2:16
So, David Michael Bautista Jr., you collect uh vintage lunch boxes, is that true?
2:16
That is true.
2:20
Do you think that makes you less intimidating?
2:24
Yes.
2:32
A 1967 Green Hornet lunchbox.
2:39
Okay, and why is that your favorite one?
2:39
Because it has Bruce Lee on it.
2:39
You're the most adorable.
2:39
Is it true you were once a nightclub bouncer?
2:48
Yes, true.
2:50
13 years.
2:54
Do you think you'd let me to the club?
2:54
Yes.
2:54
What if I was wearing flip-flops and jeans?
2:56
It depends on which club.
2:56
Okay, did you see a lot of Ed Hardy when you were a bouncer?
3:03
No.
3:03
Okay, it was Ed Hardy was uh after her husband.
3:08
So you're the father of a few pit bulls, is that correct?
3:10
Two, yes.
3:10
Would you say, do you think a Pit Bull is your spirit animal?
3:17
Probably not.
3:17
What would it be?
3:19
What would your spirit animal be?
3:22
Gerbil.
3:22
Gerbil.
3:26
Something I don't know, something probably smaller and a little more lovable.
3:33
You're very lovable.
3:36
Um, what would you say my spirit animal would be?
3:42
An eagle.
3:42
Okay, wow.
3:45
Do you follow an account on Instagram called Pigs on Insta?
3:47
Wow, if you guys went through, we're following an insta, I'm in trouble.
3:54
Uh yes, uh that's correct, yes.
3:54
Why?
4:00
Because I love pigs.
4:00
Okay, I love pigs and I don't believe people should eat pork.
4:05
Dorney Park, is it true you're you're part of the WWE for 20 years?
4:12
Just under 20 years, yes.
4:15
Do you miss it?
4:37
I miss it very much.
4:41
Do you miss wrestling this guy?
4:41
Uh, I will, I don't at this point because it's still very fresh but yes he was the best.
4:41
Do you miss wearing the wrestling outfit?
4:41
Um, no.
4:41
Do you still wear a Speedo to swim?
4:51
Yes.
4:55
Which is why I don't miss it.
4:55
Stuff your Speedo, never do guys do that.
4:55
I I don't, I'm sure they do.
4:55
Okay, do you think I could take on any of the wrestlers, the WWE wrestlers?
5:02
Yes, definitely.
5:06
Most of the current roster.
5:06
Uh, what do you think my wrestler name would be?
5:06
We talked about.
5:06
Yes.
5:06
Have you ever watched the television show Glow?
5:06
Yes.
5:06
Do you know what Glow stands for?
5:11
She is, yeah, Betty, uh, Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling.
5:26
Gorgeous, gorgeous ladies firstly.
5:26
Would you consider yourself to be a gorgeous man of wrestling?
5:21
No.
5:21
Well, bad news, everyone else does.
5:26
Would you say Marvel fans are crazier than wrestling fans?
5:30
No, not even close.
5:30
Okay, here's a big question, okay.
5:35
Do you do push-ups on set before the cameras roll?
5:39
Not regularly, just what I have in my career, yes, yes.
5:42
When it's a short listing or something?
5:45
No, not even when it's a shirtlessing but I once was uh, I saw another guy doing push-ups and I figured him, if he's going to do pushes, I'm going to do pushes.
5:56
Who was the other guy?
5:58
Um, I remember the movie, it was Man with the Iron Fist.
6:01
Yeah, I don't remember the actor.
6:07
Has he lied so far yet?
6:11
He has not lied yet.
6:11
I'm an honest person.
6:17
It's going to be bad.
6:17
Do you think if I followed your workout regimen I could be as big as you?
6:21
No.
6:21
That wasn't a lie, was it?
6:25
Yeah, that's the truth.
6:27
It's it's a matter of structure.
6:27
I am a gorilla-esque person.
6:31
Yeah, I have a big head, I have big bones, big hands, long arms, so genetically that's correct.
6:38
But you could be a very muscular person, you could think of stuff you answered it already.
6:44
Who would win in an arm wrestle, Drax or Group?
6:54
Groot, really?
6:54
Yes.
6:54
I think he's stronger than Drex.
6:54
He's got that tree strike.
6:54
Yeah, I think uh Drax is just meaner than Groot.
6:54
He's more tenacious.
6:54
This is a deaf one.
6:54
Okay, what about a wrestling match between you and this guy, an arm wrestling match?
6:54
Who would win?
7:09
Sorry.
7:09
Then he should have flexed that a chance.
7:14
I love you, buddy.
7:16
I love you, dude, but not a chance.
7:21
Uh would I be a good addition to the MCU?
7:23
Yes.
7:25
Uh did you know I'm in the new Men in Black?
7:30
The next question is, are you jealous?
7:30
And that depends on whether or not you've been to Rotten Tomatoes in the last couple of days.
7:36
I no comment on the ratings that uh Men In Black is getting but yes that you are a part of that franchise is I'm definitely jealous.
7:44
You are in uh the new movie Stuber, is that correct?
7:47
That is correct.
7:47
What was your first impression of me?
7:52
I thought you were a very warm human being.
7:56
You greeted me with a great big smile and you were excited to meet me in a mental a lot.
8:00
First impressions are everything.
8:06
Do you have a good Uber rating?
8:09
I don't.
8:09
I I'm not aware of what my Uber rating is but I imagine it's decent.
8:14
Wicked Tipper, yeah, they're quiet passengers.
8:16
I don't fart in the car.
8:16
I'm a very polite person, very polite passenger.
8:22
Do you think I have a good Uber rating?
8:24
You know the answer to that.
8:24
You know the answer.
8:29
How can anybody give you a bad rating?
8:32
If acting doesn't work out, would you consider becoming an Uber driver?
8:37
Um, maybe you could tell me.
8:37
I just don't think I'd be a good Uber driver.
8:40
Yeah, but but I'm a safe driver, right?
8:43
That might go a long way.
8:45
I'm just not very conversational person which might go a long way as well.
8:51
Has he lied yet?
8:54
No, he has not.
8:54
At any point during this interview, did you lie and we didn't catch you?
9:01
Yes.
9:02
And what was that question?
9:02
It was, do I remember who I did the push-ups for and who was it?
9:06
I don't.
9:06
I don't want to say because I love and respect this person very much.
9:12
Hold on, hold on one second, okay, hold on, we're going to continue this, okay.
9:17
Real quick, was it the Reza?
9:17
It was the result, yeah, he was doing curls.
9:20
We were getting ready to do our fight scene, he was doing curls like you.
9:31
All right, well, you did great.
9:31
Thanks.
9:38
I didn't do it, get it, admit it.
9:46
All right, first question, this we're just going to start caging this, make sure it's accurate.
9:49
Is your name Kamel Najiani?
9:53
Kamala Lena and Gianni, yes.
9:53
And were you born in Karachi, Pakistan?
9:55
I was.
9:59
Have you ever taken a lie detector test before?
10:01
I have.
10:03
Really cool.
10:09
Yeah, for one, it was for a comedy show, it had a lie detector test while doing stand-up.
10:09
You weren't accused of a crime?
10:11
No, I've never been accused of a crime.
10:13
Okay, okay, let's get started.
10:15
So you moved the United States and you were 18, is that correct?
10:18
18 or 19, yes, I'm around there.
10:18
And did you do very cliche American activities when you first moved here?
10:26
Such as what?
10:28
Eating apple pie and going to baseball games?
10:31
I did not go to baseball games, but I do love apple pie.
10:36
Um, did you buy any I Heart New York, New York gear?
10:40
No, the only I heart thing I have is an I Heart Singapore t-shirt.
10:43
Got you.
10:47
And you moved here to go to college, this is correct.
10:50
And would you say you had a true American college experience?
10:56
I mean, I wasn't like partying or I wasn't in a frat or anything like that, but I had a great answer is no, answer is no.
11:03
Would you say your experience was more Revenge of the Nerds or Animal House?
11:10
Oh, I would say more Revenge of the Nerds if what they're getting at is that I was a nerd, yes, I was a nerd, I was not an animal if those are the two options.
11:21
In order, animals.
11:21
Some of us are nerds and some of us are animals.
11:23
Yeah, you're an actual animal.
11:26
It worked out, right?
11:28
Yeah, yeah, it worked out.
11:31
Do you think we would have been friends in college?
11:34
I would like to think so.
11:34
Me too.
11:38
Do you think you would have helped me get good grades?
11:42
You wouldn't need my help to get good grades.
11:44
Yes, I would.
11:44
Then I would help you.
11:46
Would you let me cheat off your test?
11:46
Yes, you would, yeah.
11:48
So yeah, I love you too.
11:48
I used to help people cheat all the time.
11:54
Is it true you first flirted with your now wife by writing her name and Urdu?
12:00
That's correct.
12:00
Correct.
12:00
Slick, dude, you got game.
12:04
I have no game.
12:04
Did I ever tell you that?
12:06
What are you talking about?
12:06
Zero game.
12:06
I don't buy that.
12:09
I swear to God.
12:09
I've I know things.
12:12
Do you still use that move to get people to like you?
12:14
No, no, just with Emily.
12:14
No, it's in the movie, everyone knows.
12:19
All right, uh why have you never written my name or do?
12:25
I can do it today.
12:28
That's my tattoo, yeah.
12:30
Do you speak word too?
12:30
You might pronounce that right, or do you?
12:32
Yeah, yeah.
12:34
Can you teach me a phrase?
12:34
Yeah, what phrase do you want?
12:38
Suck my balls into Urdu.
12:38
I use that a lot on Twitter, yeah.
12:40
So now I can use it without you, sir.
12:43
I made it to teach you something.
12:47
That's right.
12:47
All right, that means translated.
12:51
All right, before you married your wife, did you ever use dating apps?
12:55
No, no.
12:58
I tried but I never went on a date with when it was like before that it was early on so go on and look around but I didn't have around with the idea, yeah, yeah.
13:06
I think I might have met someone on like MySpace or Friendster or something like that, right?
13:16
That's great.
13:16
Uh, do you think modern technology is ruining romance?
13:23
No, no.
13:23
If I were on Tinder, what would you write in my bio?
13:28
Oh, really?
13:28
See, I don't because I never did it.
13:31
I don't know what's good to write.
13:34
I would just say, I'm Dave Batista, what more do you want?
13:41
That's that's pretty much the amount of my game.
13:44
Would you swipe right on me?
13:44
Yes, yes.
13:48
All right, your wife was a therapist and your father is a psychiatrist, is that correct?
13:52
That she doesn't practice anymore.
13:55
Gotcha.
13:58
So would you call yourself emotionally intelligent?
14:03
Sometimes.
14:03
I think all the time.
14:03
I think you're super emotionally intelligent.
14:07
You're super in touch.
14:07
All right, would you say you have more emotional intelligence than intellectual intelligence?
14:15
I don't know.
14:15
I'm trying to have more emotional intelligence, but I do think I I do consider myself smart, but in Marshall intelligence, it's something I'm trying to work on.
14:27
Would you say your wife uses the phrase, "And how does that make you feel?"?
14:34
She does not.
14:34
She basically gets that across without saying that phrase because she knows I'm looking out for that phrase.
14:40
She's got my number, she knows what to do.
14:43
All right, would you call me emotionally intelligent?
14:46
Yes.
14:49
If I started to cry right now, would you handle it, would you be able to handle it?
15:35
Yeah, yeah.
15:38
What would you do?
15:41
I whatever.
15:45
I listen to you, put my arm around your shoulder.
15:45
I get a step stool and then put my arm around your shoulder.
15:45
You are super emotionally intelligent, dude.
15:45
All right, what about this man, Judd Apatow?
15:45
Yeah.
15:45
What about him?
15:45
I think he's great.
15:45
He is great.
15:45
I'd love to work with him again.
15:45
He was a he was a producer on Big Sick.
15:45
Do you think he's funny?
15:45
Yes.
15:45
Do you think he's do you think he's funnier than me?
15:45
Is it funnier than you?
15:45
It's different kinds of funny.
15:45
Did he ever crack a joke that wasn't funny, but you but you left anyway just to be nice?
15:45
Yeah, I don't blame you.
15:45
I would have done the same thing.
15:45
This is why we get along.
15:45
We get each other, man.
15:45
Okay, you play an Uber driver and our new movie Stuber and you played a part-time Uber driver in The Big Sick, but you've never been an Uber driver in real life, is that correct?
15:55
This is correct.
15:56
Ah, did you do ride alongs with the Uber drivers to to prep for this movie now?
16:04
Oh, do you have Uber Elite status?
16:09
I don't know what that is.
16:09
I don't know yet, no.
16:11
Either what Uber and now I know there's a thing called like a Subway black card where you get like free sandwiches every day or something.
16:20
They have Nando's black too.
16:20
Oh, do you have that?
16:23
I don't have one.
16:23
Do you have any any of these?
16:24
No, I just kind of go and pay like everybody else.
16:27
Yeah, me too.
16:29
I always feel like if they give you something then you owe them something, right?
16:31
That's right, that's exactly right, yeah.
16:34
So, but I do love Nando's.
16:38
Um, sorry, I'm not thinking about food.
16:38
At any point during this interview, did you lie and we didn't catch you?
16:45
I didn't mean to.
16:47
Is that a yes?
16:47
It's I don't think I lied.
16:51
I don't think you did either, sir.
16:54
Did he lie?
16:54
Did I lie?
16:54
No, you're not a liar.
16:59
You're an honest man.