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0:04
Seth, hey, hey, you must be that guy who's going to ask me 73 questions in an absurdly crafted interview.
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Yeah, something like that.
0:10
Um, so what's your favorite board game?
0:10
Uh, Scrabble.
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If you could play Scrabble with anyone currently living, who would it be?
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My parents.
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What about not living?
0:10
Benjamin Franklin.
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What's your favorite comic of all time?
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Grant Morrison's Animal Man.
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Who's your favorite comic book artist?
0:10
Kevin Maguire.
0:10
If you have one superpower, what would it be?
0:10
I guess I'd like to be able to fly.
0:10
What's the coolest thing in this room?
0:10
That photo of Martha Stewart.
0:10
How did you get your hands on that photo of Martha Stewart?
0:10
I simply asked Martha Stewart for it.
0:34
Hey Seth, how many jokes are in the monologue on average every night?
0:39
I'd say around 10.
0:41
Okay, they need you on stage.
0:41
You want to come out on stage with me?
0:43
Yeah, definitely.
0:44
Great.
0:44
If you were a hip hop artist, what would your stage name be?
0:46
MC Suburbs.
0:48
If you had a boat, what would you name it?
0:50
Death Trap.
0:50
If you could work the runway to any song, what would it be?
0:52
Uh, David Bowie's "Boys Keep Swinging."
0:55
These are cool photos.
0:58
Who are these people?
0:58
Uh, this is the incredible staff of our show here.
1:01
How many people work here?
1:01
Almost 100 people.
1:03
What's the coolest thing about New York City?
1:05
That interesting people from other cities come here to live.
1:08
Favorite place to hang out in New York City?
1:10
Uh, that would probably be my local Irish bar.
1:11
What is the first website you visit in the morning?
1:13
Twitter.
1:15
Favorite person on Twitter?
1:15
Uh, that would be our headwriter Alex Baze, actually.
1:17
Can we throw his Twitter handle right here on a Kiron?
1:20
Yeah, I think we could totally take care of that.
1:21
Great.
1:21
Yeah, so where are we right now?
1:23
This is backstage, the area right before I walk out for my monologue.
1:27
Do you have any last minute rituals?
1:28
Yeah, come on.
1:28
Okay, cool.
1:33
Every night, I look at that picture of my dog and it makes me smile.
1:35
Huh?
1:35
What is this little guy's name?
1:37
Her name is Frisbee.
1:40
What would her name be if it weren't Frisbee?
1:41
Noodles.
1:41
That is so sweet and adorable.
1:44
Who would you want to write your obituary?
1:46
Uh, very old David Remnick.
1:52
Hey Fred.
1:52
Hey Seth, what's going on?
1:52
Not much, how are you?
1:52
I'm doing good.
1:52
Um, what music would you like me to play for these questions?
1:56
Something that a sensitive guy would play at a party to impress a girl.
2:00
Okay, let's see.
2:01
Yes, that's it, it's totally it.
2:01
So Seth?
2:08
Mhm.
2:08
How did you feel on opening night?
2:08
I was nervous.
2:08
Mhm.
2:08
What's the most nervous you've ever felt?
2:08
Probably right before the White House Correspondence Dinner.
2:08
Mhm.
2:14
Now, without context, what's the punchline to your favorite joke?
2:17
Um, unless the blacks are family white people.
2:22
I bet he's mistaken.
2:22
All right.
2:23
Yeah, all right.
2:23
What's your favorite SNL sketch that we wrote together?
2:26
Oh, Ian Rubish History Punk.
2:28
What about you?
2:28
Well, I'm not here to answer questions, Seth, but it's my favorite too.
2:32
All right, great.
2:34
Seth, in three words, how would you describe your friendship with Fred Armisen?
2:40
Hilarious, sustainable, and unpredictable.
2:40
Do you want to come be a guest on my show for a second?
2:40
Yeah, let's do it.
2:40
What's the hardest part about hosting a show?
2:40
Having to sit in makeup every night.
2:53
What's the easiest part?
3:03
Getting to talk to interesting people like you.
3:03
Oh yeah, that's nice.
3:03
Ah, all right, so this is what the view is like.
3:03
Yeah.
3:03
What's your perfect guest lineup?
3:03
Uh, my perfect guest lineup is Andy Samberg, a four-year-old magician, and music from The Hold Steady.
3:03
What person that are alive would you want to cover for you if you called in sick?
3:05
Joan Rivers.
3:05
So what's on your desk here?
3:07
Um, these are some NFL football pencils and this is a Stefan nesting doll.
3:11
Where did you get those?
3:11
Uh, pencils on eBay, the nesting doll was a gift.
3:13
Can you answer a question from the studio audience?
3:17
I would love to.
3:17
Great.
3:17
Seth, I'm getting married in an hour, what advice do you have for a guy who's about to say I do?
3:22
Rehearse your vows two times more than you think you need to.
3:25
Thank you, good luck, man.
3:28
Yeah.
3:28
Do you use teleprompter or Q cards?
3:30
Q cards, actually that's my Q card guy Wally.
3:37
Hey, excluding New York, favorite US city?
3:37
Chicago.
3:37
Favorite European city?
3:37
Amsterdam.
3:37
What would your wife answer to those questions?
3:37
Nashville and Paris.
3:37
It's like, can I get a raise?
3:37
No.
3:37
What's the last thing you do before the show?
3:37
I go to the green room and say hi to the guests.
3:51
You want to come with me?
3:52
Yes.
3:52
All right, cool.
3:52
What was your favorite subject in school?
3:54
Uh, English.
3:56
Least favorite?
3:56
Chemistry.
3:56
Three desert island books?
4:04
Oh, that's always a good one.
4:04
Uh, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, Code of the Woosters, and Catch-22.
4:04
Who's your best friend?
4:04
My best friend is my brother.
4:09
What's your spirit animal?
4:09
I don't know, an otter.
4:11
What's your favorite all-time TV show?
4:13
My favorite all-time TV show is The Wire.
4:15
What's your favorite movie?
4:15
I love the movie In Bruges.
4:21
If you could make a cameo on any TV show, what would it be?
4:21
Uh, why not Game of Thrones?
4:21
Who would you play in it?
4:21
Uh, Jamie Lannister's new hand.
4:26
What do you miss most about Saturday Night Live?
4:28
I guess I would say I missed the people.
4:30
Hey, check this out.
4:30
This is where the band rehearses.
4:32
Oh, great.
4:32
What was the hardest part of being headwriter at SNL?
4:35
The hours.
4:41
Funniest SNL writer people don't know about?
4:38
James Anderson.
4:41
What's the most memorable thing Lorne Michaels ever told you?
4:44
He told me you could never ask for credit.
4:44
Cast member who made you laugh the hardest?
4:44
Uh, Horatio Sanz.
4:44
Sketch that made you laugh the hardest the first time you heard it?
4:44
That would be the first time I heard "What Up With That?"
4:44
What are you most excited about these days?
4:55
Making the show better.
4:57
Person you couldn't do the show without?
4:58
My producer Mike Shoemaker.
5:01
What is this for?
5:01
Vogue.
5:01
What's Vogue?
5:01
It's a fashion magazine.
5:05
I'm sorry, it's a comedy writer.
5:13
What advice would you give yourself at 13?
5:18
Stick with the Red Sox, they won't let you down.
5:18
What advice would you give yourself at 22?
5:18
Don't get a day job.
5:18
What advice would you give yourself at 34?
5:18
Uh, you're about to meet an incredible woman, don't let her get away.
5:18
Best encounter with someone who recognized you in public?
5:18
Anytime I'm recognized by an old person, I'm really happy.
5:18
What would you talk about when you reach their age?
5:25
How being an old person gives you the perspective to finally enjoy life.
5:28
What's your favorite holiday?
5:30
Thanksgiving.
5:30
Why?
5:33
Because I have so much to be thankful for.
5:37
When I did this with Anna Wintour, she said Americans lack humor, what do you think British people are lacking?
5:37
Fashion sense.
5:39
Did you just burn Anna Wintour?
5:49
Yeah, I did.
5:51
Are you regretting it a little?
5:51
Do you want us to edit it out?
5:51
That would be great, thank you.
5:51
Seth, I gotta go, thanks so much.
5:51
Yeah, it was fun.
5:51
I appreciate it.
5:51
You got it.
5:51
Have a good show tonight.
5:51
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