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So do I gotta take my jacket off?
0:10
Is your name Tiffany Haddish?
0:10
Yep.
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Were you born in Los Angeles, California?
0:15
Yep.
0:16
So you're an LA girl?
0:16
Yes.
0:16
Just like her?
0:22
Not like her, but yes.
0:22
And you started your career as a stand-up comedian, correct?
0:27
Yes.
0:29
So you're confident that you're funny?
0:32
Yes.
0:32
Funnier than me?
0:34
I don't know.
0:41
You started on The Carmichael Show, correct?
0:38
Did I start on it?
0:38
No.
0:38
Cole started.
0:44
Would you call that your big break?
1:04
No.
1:09
Are things just gonna keep getting bigger for you from this point on?
1:09
Yes.
1:09
Are you nervous right now?
1:09
Yes.
1:09
Ready to take a lie-detector test?
1:09
Yeah.
1:09
Are you worried we'll find something you're trying to hide?
1:09
No.
1:04
Is there anything you want to admit before we begin?
1:13
I have to pee and I might need to take a number two.
1:16
First up, let's talk about your life.
1:16
You used to work in customer service for Alaska Airlines, right?
1:23
Yes, Alaska Airlines, that is correct.
1:25
Would you say that you were good at customer service?
1:27
I would say I'm excellent at customer service.
1:28
Do you think you're the type of person who would get swindled into joining a cult?
1:39
Yes and no, it depends.
1:47
Is a cute guy?
1:44
What if it was the Illuminati?
1:44
Hell no.
2:02
So you're not a part of the Illuminati?
2:02
No, I talk too much.
1:49
That's out of truth too much.
1:51
If that's people, real.
1:51
Is that real?
2:02
Is Illuminati real?
2:02
We should have come up to find out.
2:03
Company me homeless over in Moscow.
2:08
I mean, oh God, Squishy Wet Donnie Musca.
2:10
Can you tell a joke in Japanese?
2:32
No.
2:32
You've become quite successful over the past few years.
2:32
Would you say that that success has changed you?
2:32
I don't think so.
2:32
Would anyone describe you as a diva?
2:32
No.
2:32
Let, I don't think so.
2:32
I haven't thrown phones at nobody or anything, not yet anyway.
2:34
What has been your most ridiculous greenroom request?
2:40
My most ridiculous greenroom request?
2:46
Yeah, five-hour energy drinks.
2:46
That's it.
2:46
I mean, I don't have, I don't have gluten-free chips.
3:05
Maybe interesting.
3:05
They be, I asked for gluten-free chips and you know what they bring me in certain states?
3:05
Tortillas, straight up corn tortillas.
3:05
Well, what I do that in places that don't have gluten-free chips.
3:16
You ever tell a joke at a Bar Mitzvah?
3:16
At Bar Mitzvahs, multiples.
3:16
Clean jokes.
3:16
Clean jokes, yes, and I was an energy producer, that's my title.
3:16
Would you tell us one of those family-friendly jokes right now?
3:16
A family-friendly joke, yes.
3:16
My name is Tiffany, like the diamonds, but I don't have no diamonds.
3:34
I wish I did, maybe they should call me if any like, if and I had money, I'd be Tiffany.
3:39
That's very funny.
3:43
That's what I would open with.
3:43
Have these family-friendly jokes never led to someone dying?
3:49
Yes, I didn't kill him.
3:49
I didn't kill him, let's be honest.
3:54
I didn't kill you, the energy, the electricity, things, the excitement, but he died on his own.
4:02
He killed himself.
4:10
I'll just dance.
4:10
Okay, he didn't kill himself, but I was dancing with him and then he fell back, told him his hand over his chest, a smile on his face, he didn't died there at the hospital.
4:23
Would you say he died happy?
4:29
Do you ever Google yourself?
4:29
Yes.
4:29
Are you happy with what you find?
4:33
Most of the time, yes.
4:35
Is there something about you that people would be surprised to find out?
4:40
That my room is junky, yes, all the time.
4:45
It's been the last two years.
4:45
My bedroom looks like that's where NATO he'd be.
4:50
Honey, like it looks like episode of Hoarders is bad.
4:59
I have to sleep on top of my clothes.
4:59
This is quite the presentation.
4:59
If someone were to categorize your hoarding tendencies, they would say you're a stage, I would say like a stage two hoarder.
4:59
It's okay.
4:59
Now let's dive into your career.
4:59
See you titled your autobiography, 'The Last Black Unicorn.'
5:20
Yes.
5:20
Is the unicorn your spirit animal?
5:23
Unicorn is not much.
5:23
I don't know what my spirit animal is to be honest, but I call myself that because I had a work growing out of my forehead as a small, as a young girl, and people used to call me 'dirty ass unicorn'.
5:38
It's all I decided to take what they called me and use it to my advantage and, yeah, I am a unicorn.
5:44
I'm a magical creature.
5:44
It's a lot of people that cannot do what I can do, it's survived what I've survived.
5:58
So I mean, you put a mark next to that bro.
5:58
You started in the movie 'Girls Trip'?
5:58
Yeah.
5:58
Well no, I co-starred in 'Girls Trip'.
5:58
Do you feel awkward shooting that grapefruit and banana scene?
5:58
No, that grapefruit banana scene was super fun to shoot.
5:58
Did you have to do a lot of takes?
5:58
I think about eight or so, somewhere between eight and ten.
5:58
What would you say your best take was?
5:58
I would say my first take was the best take because that's where Jada and Queen Latifah's speed up they food, then they decided not to eat during it take because they was bitten every time.
6:28
Was this co-star difficult to work with?
6:34
No, she was not.
6:34
She was fun to work with.
6:38
Does this woman make you laugh on set?
6:41
Yes, she did.
6:45
Did you or any of your co-stars during the filming of that movie do anything that would be considered illegal?
6:50
I don't think so, no.
7:05
Well, that's legal now.
7:13
No, I think so.
7:13
Really?
7:13
I mean, well we know that's Bobby.
7:18
Leave no.
7:18
Did that check out?
7:24
Kind of figured it out.
7:28
Would you say that this man is funnier than this man?
7:41
Then I break the machine.
7:41
I don't know, I couldn't.
7:52
I can't call it 'cause one has a bigger vernacular than the other, but tonight, other one, they're both like equally funny.
7:47
I wouldn't say that either is more funnier than the other.
7:57
Which one has the bigger vernacular?
7:58
Keegan has a bigger vernacular, he says a new word to you every day that you never heard, that you never even knew existed, then you have to go look it up.
8:11
He's like the word of the day dude.
8:11
Would you say that you're funnier through this person, Dave Chappelle?
8:11
No, I wouldn't.
8:11
Do you intimately know this person?
8:11
Yes, I do.
8:11
When was the last time you saw her?
8:11
In Atlanta, was it Atlanta?
8:11
No, in New York, where she performed in New York, that's the last time I saw.
8:11
But I saw her on TV the other day, but the last time I saw her in person was when she performed in New York and when it was New Jersey actually to be terribly correct, it's right next door.
8:11
So, is she a better cook than you?
8:11
I mean, our cooking is good and my cooking is bad.
8:11
And if you were to change something about her cooking to make it as good as yours, you'd say?
8:11
I don't know.
8:11
I wouldn't change anything about her cooking, it's not bad, it's been thrilling, it's good, but mine's just better because I do it with a smile.
9:07
I would suggest she smiles where she does it, okay?
9:12
And let's move on to dating, okay?
9:17
Are you single?
9:18
Yes.
9:18
Do you enjoy dating?
9:18
Yes.
9:18
Would you ever date a fan?
9:23
Yes.
9:26
Have you ever dated a fan?
9:33
I'm just, I guess I'm not sure but again, 'cause I think anybody that likes me is a fan, period.
9:36
Are you comfortable with paying on the first date?
9:40
No, but yes, but no because I've done it, but I don't like it.
9:46
Do you think there's ever an appropriate time for you to pay on the first date?
9:58
No, but do you think you could ever be in an open relationship?
10:02
Hell yeah.
10:02
Are humans meant to be monogamous?
10:04
Yes, and some are, some words.
10:17
Does playing hard-to-get work for you?
10:13
Not for me.
10:13
So if you were at a party and someone you liked was there, would you try to get their attention?
10:21
Most definitely.
10:21
How would you do that?
10:31
I'll write up some behind, then I'll walk away and then I'll pop back up again, I'll just keep popping up like a bad penny, then I'll be like, hey, do you wanna hang out with me sometime?
10:31
And hopefully they say, yeah.
10:40
Most guys they say, yeah, sure, but then they never answer your phone call.
10:44
Have you ever been on a dating app?
10:50
Yeah.
10:52
What does your bio say?
10:52
That I like Arsenio Hall.
10:56
I'm a bigger eyes than your heart there.
11:00
Let's finish out with pop culture.
11:03
Did you take Will and Jada Smith on a Groupon to it?
11:06
Yes, I did.
11:17
On a scale of one to ten, how high were you when I got there?
11:17
That's been really good.
11:17
How are the alligators?
11:17
They were cute.
11:17
They was just chillin', just looking, then we thought the marshmallows like hot.
11:27
I go crazy for marshmallows.
11:33
I'm sensitive to the, the cruise guy, the SWAT guy, like, well, you guys keep giving these alligators marshmallows, don't you think they might get diabetes?
11:38
And what did he say?
11:38
He said they'll be fine.
11:42
Do you think you could ever become Will and Jada rich?
11:44
That, that is my mission is to become Will and Jada rich, so yes, I believe it is possible.
11:49
I want to make $285 million that's critical it by the time I'm 50 and then by the time I'm 67, $100 million.
12:04
That's it, yes.
12:04
I'm Adam, it was good.
12:04
Do you manage your own Twitter?
12:04
Yes, I did.
12:04
Have you ever been in a Twitter feud?
12:04
Yes.
12:04
Do you think it's better to ignore haters or to engage?
12:04
It depends on who the hater is, it depends on who the hater is, but I like, I like to let him know that I see them because sometimes I try to hate me think you don't see him, so I like to let him know there's, there being seen.
12:04
But my Twitter work was when Twitter first came out and I got into it with this kid.
12:04
I didn't know it was a kid.
12:40
I thought it because I said Tiffany had it should get hit by an ice cream truck and died.
12:43
So then I said your mom should have swallowed.
12:52
And then they said some more mean stuff and then I think some more mean stuff and then they said why, I don't know why you would talk to a 16-year-old like this smells like, well I don't know why you didn't put that you were 16 in your bio, but I apologize.
12:52
Okay, final question.
13:02
Throughout this entire interview, did you tell anything that might be considered a lie?
13:09
I don't think that.
13:09
Have you been truthful this entire time?
13:13
I'm pretty sure I have, yes.
13:20
How about thinking about it, baby?
13:20
I talk too much.