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I'm always critical, and this is the Wired Autocomplete Interview.
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Penguinz0, MoistCr1TiKaL, Charlie, Big Moist, Huge Charles.
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What is MoistCr1TiKaL?
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A five-foot-six hawking testosterone Titan who makes a bunch of wacky, silly garbage on the internet.
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What does MoistCr1TiKaL do for a living?
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I just post really ridiculous things on the internet and got lucky enough that it enables me to survive.
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What did MoistCr1TiKaL do before YouTube?
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Nothing.
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I was 10 before YouTube.
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I didn't have a career or a job.
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I was still just snorting glue and drinking milk.
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I was just a baby boy.
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I used to mow lawns for money, which probably isn't allowed with the child labor laws in America.
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What is MoistCr1TiKaL's email?
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Just criticalcontact@gmail.
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You're going to have a hard time reaching me there.
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I did meet one of my best friends through email.
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His name's Kaya.
1:00
He reached out a long time ago with a super sad message that really tickled my heartstrings.
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I replied back.
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We became good friends through it.
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But these days, most people just sign me up for cult newsletters and a lot of other like really awful WebMD-like hypochondriac bait.
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But you're welcome to send me something.
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I probably won't see it though.
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I'll just give it one of these.
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Why is MoistCr1TiKaL Penguinz0?
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The lore is super simple.
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I was actually a child.
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I made the account in 2007.
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I was 11.
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I thought penguins were cool.
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The name penguin was taken.
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Not that deep.
1:18
Why does MoistCr1TiKaL wear white shirts?
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Convenience.
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Most of everything I have in my life comes from Walmart, so I just get big packs of white shirts and that's good enough for me.
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I'm not out here trying to make any kind of fashion statements, so it's super simple, super easy.
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Why does MoistCr1TiKaL talk like that?
1:56
That's a question for God, not me.
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I couldn't tell you.
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It's just I have very weird vocal cords.
2:01
I have a very monotone voice.
2:03
The best description I've heard of it is that it sounds like an unenthusiastic hand job.
2:07
I've been really gravitating towards the word 'goofy' over the last year or so.
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I like these words that kind of fell out of grace for a while, old expressions like calling someone an old battle ax, or a harpy, or a harlot, goofy, silly, wacky.
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It's like fetal development where you're in like the zygotic stage all the way till birth.
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Right now, I'm in like the goofy development.
2:33
Why does MoistCr1TiKaL look like Jesus?
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I just don't think I do.
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I really don't.
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I just have long hair and I'm short.
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I don't know if Jesus was short, but other than that, I think that's where the similarities stop.
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He had like really brown hair, mine's more black.
2:42
I don't think I look like him at all, but most people seem to think I do.
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Is MoistCr1TiKaL in a band?
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Yeah, it's a two-man band.
2:42
It's me and my buddy Troy, he's from New Zealand.
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We are The Gentlemen.
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Troy does all of the music.
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I do all the lyrics and vocals.
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That's why a lot of them are very silly.
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Like '2019 Guy' is all about being a cuck and being super happy about it, and 'Skynet's' all about robots that are powered by human semen from the future.
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He does all the really good music stuff and I do all the super stupid stuff.
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We make a great team.
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Is MoistCr1TiKaL from Florida?
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I was born in Tampa, moved to Orlando, moved back to Tampa in sixth grade and I've been here ever since.
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I'm not leaving until Florida is fully underwater, and even then, I might still stick around.
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I don't think I have very many Florida man qualities other than maybe the way I dress or where I go.
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I guess we went to a club called The Castle last week, which is a Goth nightclub with a station for paddling and all kinds of like bunk beds.
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But I don't think I have many Florida man qualities myself, not that I can think of at least.
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Is MoistCr1TiKaL jacked?
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Not to toot my own horn, but I do lift very often.
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I was a human science major with a concentration in exercise physiologies, but I'm not really jacked.
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I keep myself lean because I'm five-foot-six, so if I get jacked, I look like a meatball and it looks really gross.
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Is MoistCr1TiKaL scared of cockroaches?
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Nope.
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Common misconception.
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I scream because I'm trying to scare them away, so I'm not afraid of anything except flying.
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Is MoistCr1TiKaL scared of flying?
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What do you know?
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Yeah, I am scared of flying.
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It's my main phobia, really the only phobia.
4:24
Does Critical have a world record?
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Not anymore.
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Every time I get a world record, I post about it, and some goblin out there goes and takes it from me.
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Most of my previous records were speedrun-related, so gaming.
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Mr. Krabs Overdoses on Ketamine and Dies, it got taken.
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I held a record in House of Caravan, got taken.
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I did have a record for a little while, kind of not an official one, for sex toy collecting, but then Bell Belfine beat me.
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So right now, no world records and probably never will hold one for long, but I have had previous records.
4:54
When did Critical reveal his face?
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2015.
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I think I started posting on Snapchat and doing like recorder covers of popular music and then I eventually posted that Snapchat in a comment on a video called 'Paint the Town Red'.
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And I don't think I started putting it in videos until 2016 or 2017.
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Does Critical have Discord?
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I don't go on it super often, only to talk to like friends or do voice calls with friends, but I do have it.
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That was outrageous, sorry about that.
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What is Penguinz0's favorite anime?
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Code Geass.
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It is, I think, a masterpiece.
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It has one of my favorite endings in all of fiction and I think the whole thing is just beautifully written.
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What does Penguinz0 drive?
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An SUV.
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I got an SUV a little over a year ago.
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I just like the SUV more because I'm very risk averse, so it's a safer vehicle.
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What is Penguinz0's favorite game?
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City of Heroes.
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It's an old MMO that I think is truly underrated.
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Shut down in 2012, God rest its soul, but I think it's still an incredible game.
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There's private servers I still play from time to time.
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I guess second to City of Heroes would be Halo 2.
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Does Charles Christopher White Jr. have a brother?
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Not that I know of.
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I'm pretty sure I'm the only child, but I've never really sat my parents down to get to the bottom of it.
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I'm pretty sure it's just me.
6:27
Did Charles Christopher White Jr. act in Hunger Games?
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Don't ask silly questions, you know the answer.
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Yes.
6:27
I'm the only thing that held that entire franchise together, and it's an absolute shame that they didn't call me back for the most recent one.
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I'm very disappointed with their decision, but I will never forget the time I spent on that set.
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Is Charles Christopher White Jr. still alive?
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Can MoistCr1TiKaL play guitar?
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I tried.
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I played in middle school.
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I dropped it in high school.
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I haven't really touched it since.
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I can do "Tears Don't Fall" intro still, I think, but other than that, nothing else.
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How did MoistCr1TiKaL get famous?
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I didn't.
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You've been misled.
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I just post on the internet and some people watch it, and that's really about it.
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But I guess maybe the Hunger Games would be the another answer to that.
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When does MoistCr1TiKaL stream?
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Pretty much every night.
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Times vary, all very spontaneous.
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Sometimes I don't stream every day.
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You never really know, you got to stay on your toes.
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Does MoistCr1TiKaL use a script?
7:29
Nope.
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Fire on the camera, talk about absolute nonsense and that's about the extent of the effort that goes into that.
7:36
Unless we're doing something like wrestling.
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With wrestling, we plan out a lot of what goes on beforehand.
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But when it's just a normal video, it's super simple.
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I just start talking about some really goofy and that's about it.
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Thanks for having me on.
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A big "you" to The Hunger Games for not bringing me back.
7:55
District 8 Hospital helper is the only glue that held that disheveled franchise together.
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Aside from that, it was just a lot of fun.
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Thank you for putting it together.