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Someone running upstairs on all fours would give me the ick.
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Strongly disagree.
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I think it's funny.
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I'm just going to go upstairs.
0:19
Do not think it would be the funniest thing.
0:19
So, say somebody's like, "Who's going upstairs?" and they did it and you thought it was un-ironic, and then like a day later they'd be like, "You know that was a joke."
0:20
That would be hilarious.
0:22
That would be, you would marry that 100%.
0:28
So, how do we think we're going to fair today?
0:28
Agree, disagree?
0:28
I think we'd be quite similar.
0:28
I think we, I do, I agree.
0:28
Being good at bowling is really embarrassing.
0:28
Oh, it was really embarrassing, being really good at...
0:48
I cannot imagine what you're like.
0:52
Strongly disagree.
0:53
I disagree that it's embarrassing.
0:55
So, we're after a flyer.
0:55
What about, what about the shoes?
0:57
The shoe.
1:00
It's embarrassing shoes.
1:00
Tell me what they want to know is what you were like on a bowling lane?
1:00
A nightmare.
1:00
Absolute, absolute, and I hate being bad at it, exactly.
1:12
So, that's why it's anyone who's good at this, bet you a real person turns like, "Yes."
1:25
Oh, ex-nail on the head.
1:25
And when they stick the like, they stick the railings up for me, do you?
1:25
Do I was just going to ask you, do you do the railing?
1:25
Because I don't want to go into the gutter.
1:25
I'd rather have the railings up and still get a strike than hit that because you don't want to be like, you want to be doing this.
1:25
Yeah, but I think that's embarrassing.
1:40
I would rather live without music than movies.
1:55
Oh my God, what a question.
1:55
I would rather, I would rather live...
1:55
We were talking about this the other day, can you imagine a world where there was no music?
1:55
I think that's a horrible question.
1:55
I'd rather live without music.
1:55
I, I, I agree with that.
1:55
No, you would have no job.
1:52
Oh, you could work stage, that's what I was thinking.
1:56
I was thinking at least you have the theater, which people have before.
2:04
So, for example, the people before the Talkies came in, so for example, picture this, picture this in the 1790s when they were doing this quiz, Lad Bible wasn't, I know it wasn't invented until the 18th century.
2:12
You know, you would have had the theater storytelling, but if you didn't have music, I love movies.
2:15
No, you love movies, look, and that's tough, you love music, I love music, I think I like, like I find music so expressive.
2:26
It's a tentative, it's like it would depend on, I'm doing this Ouija, that's a tough question.
2:35
It is a really, it's a good question.
2:38
Yeah, thanks.
2:42
Uh, always get these gauges wrong.
2:46
I would beat the person opposite me in an arm wrestle.
2:46
Oh, for God's sake, come on, Paul.
2:46
I agree with that statement.
2:46
Gladi.
2:46
Yeah, but he's got the, the most outrageously nice arms, so no, but now after Gladdy I look like his tiny dad.
3:02
His tiny dad, yeah, yeah.
3:08
Okay, what about, what about instead, rock paper scissors?
3:11
Rock paper scissors, 50/50.
3:14
Rock paper scissors, rock paper scissors, hold on, what do you do?
3:20
One, two, three, rock paper, like on the rock paper scissors.
3:20
Okay, see already I'm scared.
3:31
Yes, okay, next one.
3:31
Yeah, reset your glass please, Jesus.
3:34
All right, someone running upstairs on all fours would give me the ick.
3:39
Strongly disagree, I think it's funny.
3:41
Yeah, but are they conscious of us, are they doing it to make us laugh?
3:47
Let me quickly go upstairs and was like, "I'm just going to go upstairs."
3:47
That's the, but if someone didn't like, do you know what gives me more of an, because I think we all do it, is like if you were like, "I'm just going to go down and turn off the lights," and they're being all chill and then you hear them accelerate up the stairs because they're scared, because I think we'd all do it, but I think if I was trying to impress someone, I'd like smoothly walk up the stairs, but be dealing with the impulse to run down the stairs and all that would be weird.
3:47
Sorry, I was just using the bathroom, but would you not think it would be the funniest thing?
3:47
So, say here, somebody's like, just going upstairs and they did it and you thought it was un-ironic, and then like a day later they'd be like, "You know, that was a joke."
3:47
That would be hilarious.
4:16
That would be, you married, yeah, yeah, 100%.
4:23
What about like sliding down them on your bum?
4:23
That gives me more of the ick.
4:23
It's not as funny, it's just a bit weird.
4:32
Yeah, and what, you have to sort of, less of a big gesture, you'd be like, "It's your bum, I've broken my coxic."
4:44
Exactly, exactly.
4:44
People with personalized number plates should be banned from driving.
4:44
Easy.
4:44
Does anybody in this room dis-f-I?
4:44
What, what, you're a, yeah, Gladiator.
4:44
Oh God, exactly, that's, that's what I was going to do, like that, that's real, because obviously they want somebody to bring it up in conversation.
5:11
Yeah, and it's mortifying, and think you'd have to apply for it, you'd have to ring someone up and be like, "I just need a personalized number plate."
5:21
Yeah, this is a priority in my life.
5:21
Yeah, yeah, I'm going to call somebody about this.
5:21
Yeah, set it up, change these ones, and then hopefully register it for the time that I'm getting into my car, that somebody might go, "It's that, it's sinister."
5:21
It's absolutely sinister, I hate sin, it's sinister.
5:21
It is though, it is.
5:21
It's like a clown.
5:21
No, don't laugh at him, he's dead.
5:21
Rice, it's not funny.
5:21
No, I would rather fight 100 duck-sized horses than one horse-sized duck.
5:21
Okay, I'd rather fight 100 duck-sized horses.
5:21
Duck-sized horses or duck-sized horse?
5:21
I think I'd prefer or horse-sized duck.
5:21
Horse-sized duck, I'd prefer the horse-sized duck, wouldn't you?
5:21
Loads of little duck-sized horses, tiny horses.
6:09
They'd be nimble.
6:15
Cuz the so, the horse-sized animal is actually a duck.
6:11
Yes, but thing to be looking at where, how would you beat it, how would you defeat it, Paul?
6:19
I'm trying to deal with this first question.
6:21
I, I think imagine a lot of little tiny horses, every 100 of them, 100 of them.
6:32
You'd be there, you'd kick, you got one.
6:30
Even actually no, cuz you could just like, could stomp them, boot them, yeah.
6:37
You could kick them away.
6:37
Of them though, I agree, yeah.
6:37
But better than a massive, and it would be much more fun, and ducks.
6:37
Yeah, it would be more, why don't we go, why don't we go tiny, tiny duck?
6:37
No, yeah, so that what does that mean?
6:37
So that means we it doesn't really matter.
6:37
Said beat the tiny horse.
6:37
Ballads should be banned from karaoke.
7:03
Karaoke should be banned in my opinion.
7:05
I'm not a fan of karaoke either.
7:10
I'm not somebody always sings a song that's a bit too serious.
7:10
Yeah, no, this actually reminds me of him.
7:10
Yeah, sorry, you're all hammered, like you're sitting there trying to be all, yeah, yeah, yeah, well done, amazing, brilliant.
7:21
Ah, brill.
7:27
And also with karaoke you think, "When is this?"
7:27
There's a kind of anxiety with karaoke, which is like, "Is it ever going, no, is it ever going to end?"
7:31
You know what I mean?
7:34
When my go, though, no, it's because you're in this little box, I just don't like it.
7:36
I've never had an enjoyable experience there, yeah, yeah.
7:41
If you do go, what would you sing?
7:41
I've got no, I know what you're doing, I'm not going to do it.
7:49
Saying, "Bless you," after sneezing is a waste of time.
7:52
Oh, I don't agree with that.
7:55
Is a waste of time.
7:55
Strongly disagree or just disagree?
7:59
Uh, saying, "Bless you," is now that you say it, like I wouldn't, like it is actually just a waste of time.
8:07
Yeah, but then you could say that about manners, do you know what I mean?
8:11
Why would you say, "Get it anyway"?
8:23
Manners is, has a, yeah, but some if I was, if I was in a room and I sneezed and you didn't say, "Bless you," I never said I, I never say, "Bless you."
8:23
Do you know I like, I don't know what it is about, may it's a bit weird to say, "Bless you," need actually say, "Bless you," cuz like think how weird that is, is like it's very religious it bless you bless you bless you.
8:23
I think it comes from the plague though.
8:35
They used to say like, "God bless, you're going to die."
8:37
You're going to die.
8:38
I knew that.
8:38
I didn't know that.
8:38
No, I didn't know that.
8:42
No, I that's why I moved it from a strongly disagree to a dis.
8:46
I actually am going to say I agree.
8:46
I think we shouldn't be doing that anymore.
8:49
Oh wow, start a petition.
8:49
Yeah, start a petition, stop, stop person realize this this is going to send me, it's just going to send me into such exist, essential crises.
9:00
You're welcome.
9:00
I didn't say thank you.
9:07
Uh, roast is the best form of potato.
9:18
Oh, chips, chips, I what other types of potatoes are there like crisp?
9:18
Do you like a dolphin was?
9:20
No, it's too fancy.
9:20
It's not fancy, fancy is like the is that the like one that's of cream?
9:25
No, that's garlicky, isn't it?
9:27
You could have a garli, big fan of garlic potatoes, Mom.
9:29
I think you, I think I could get you into doll potatoes.
9:36
No, yeah, I didn't know that I was ever going to say that sound overtly sexual.
9:36
I could get yours a doll potato.
9:36
You could try.
9:36
I'll try.
9:36
I never thought I would be saying that to you today, this lighting.
9:36
But are the mashed potatoes are absolutely disgusting to me.
9:36
I don't anything unless it's like, like really like whipped and full of milk.
9:57
No, that's absolutely repulsive to me.
9:59
I'm going to say I, I disagree with it, it's not the best strong but not correct.
10:03
Yeah, 49% of people said that roast is the top tier.
10:09
Watch 51.
10:09
Uh, chips at second, came second, mash at third, were at 10 with 9% of the vote.
10:17
I didn't even know what they were to be totally honest.
10:18
You should only wear a band T-shirt if you know all of their songs.
10:22
You should only wear, I agree.
10:27
No, but what if the T-shirt like, what does it matter if you don't?
10:32
Well like if I had a band with like Girls Aloud, no I do know most, yeah, exactly.
10:38
But like if it's a cool T-shirt, are you not just going to wear it anyway?
10:38
With a with a band, I wouldn't.
10:38
I have loads of T-shirts where you're like that.
10:38
Yeah, like there's a, there's a Faith No More T-shirt that I wear, it's red and has a dog on it.
10:38
I don't know their music.
10:38
Do you know any songs?
10:38
Not a single song.
10:38
Oh, that is a disagree.
10:38
Do you know, have a lot of people going, "Oh, Faith No More."
10:38
I lie like, "Yeah, I love them."
11:03
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, these are good questions.
11:09
Oh, thank you.
11:09
I've got a better dad joke than the person opposite me.
11:09
What do you call a cat that's swallowed a lemon?
11:09
Is it something to do with meow?
11:09
Is it to do with sarus?
11:09
What's sm, why did Jenny fall off the swing?
11:09
Because she's drunk.
11:09
Because someone threw a brick at her head.
11:31
It's really not a dad joke.
11:31
I thought this a good joke.
11:34
Good joke.
11:41
Uh, uh, next question.
11:41
There is nothing romantic about two people sharing a shower.
11:50
There's nothing romantic, what, in what world?
12:03
Wow, who thinks, does anyone in the room think there's nothing romantic about two people sharing a show?
12:03
Romantic, what you think is sexy?
12:21
Yeah, yeah, it can be romantic if you're playing a bit of Enya in the background.
12:21
I think it's romantic.
12:21
Oh, I think it's really romantic, great.
12:21
Yeah, it is pretty sexy too, yeah.
12:21
Sexy and romantic.
12:21
Logistics though, a bit tricky sometimes.
12:21
The what, the logistics.
12:21
It can be, can get around.
12:21
Yeah, yeah, of course you, yeah, absolutely, absolutely.
12:15
Yeah, okay, sadly this is the last one.
12:24
The person opposite me is a joy to work with.
12:27
Oh, sentimental.
12:35
Lovely.
12:31
Yeah, yeah, I would love if somebody truthfully was really like, "Can we cut that question please?"
12:41
Please, uh, oh no, absolute joy, absolute joy, easy answer, great.
12:44
Never go bowling with them.
12:47
Yeah, don't go bowling or play rock paper scissors with fight horses, duck horses, horses.
12:52
Yeah, strongly agree, yeah, for sure, for shizzle, for shizzle.
12:57
That is wild.
12:57
That is not going into my body this morning.
12:57
Oh my God, that's appalling.