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I'm just a little freaked out that it comes from a tin.
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It's almost like a, almost like a grounded up stew.
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You see the difference between Baron Brew and Mountain Dew?
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That's pretty damn good.
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America, we're not losing this.
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This is true, this is what I'm talking about.
0:15
Can we do this every day?
0:27
Hey, I'm Jerry Butler, and I'm O'Jackson Jr., and this is Snack Wars for Lad Bible.
0:27
Mhm.
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Yummy.
0:27
Gentlemen, can I ask you to close your eyes, please?
0:29
I don't like that.
0:31
I don't like that at all.
0:31
No.
0:32
And then they bring a donkey around and you think it's a donkey.
0:34
Oh my God, it's Nutella.
0:36
I don't like that.
0:36
I see a can that's going to be the Scottish part.
0:42
Right?
0:46
Oh, all right.
0:42
That didn't look as bad as I thought it was going to look.
0:44
Oh, it's haggis.
0:51
Is that haggis?
0:51
That's haggis.
0:51
So we're in for a treat, are we?
0:51
A lot of people pretend to like haggis.
0:51
I genuinely love haggis.
0:51
Have you heard of haggis?
0:55
No.
0:55
I know it's something with a sheep.
0:58
Yeah, don't tell me, just wait till I eat it.
1:01
Okay, this is how they kill me.
1:01
This is it.
1:05
It's been real.
1:05
All right, so actually no, we'll go same time with uh, haggis.
1:16
Yo, stop, stop laughing, bro.
1:16
This, can I cuss, right?
1:16
Creamier than I thought it would be.
1:16
I'm just a little freaked out that it comes from a tin.
1:16
Yeah, been around for a while.
1:16
Yeah, listen, rainy day, that hot off the stuff that, you know, that's good.
1:16
It's almost like a, almost like a grounded up stew.
1:16
Yeah, I mean, O', do you know what a haggis is?
1:48
How about just shut up, bro?
1:51
Okay, wait until it's all the way down before y'all tell me what's going on.
1:55
I know it's something with, with, with something with the stomach and like it's cooked in it.
2:01
Yeah, I mean, I think we should just leave it at that.
2:04
All right, me, this, this is meatloaf now.
2:06
Oh, look, first a piece to my, my grandmother Dolores, who made the best meatloaf.
2:14
This is actually horrific.
2:21
Woe, and I love meatloaf, but this is like, I mean, I want everybody to know at home, this is uh, me.
2:23
It's, it's, it's thick.
2:28
I, I, you know, I'm, I'm so sorry, but like, I might prefer the haggis.
2:35
I might prefer it.
2:35
I might prefer it, but that's just because it's not my grandma's meatloaf.
2:35
It was my grandma's meatloaf then, you know, so y'all cheated, so, you know, go to hell.
2:35
Oh, stop.
2:35
Baron Brew, made in Scotland, Mountain Dew, that's what we use to represent.
2:35
You see the difference between Baron Brew and Mountain Dew?
2:35
Mountain Dew, the land of Coca-Cola, we chose Mountain Dew.
3:04
This is crazy.
3:09
I've actually had this, this is good.
3:09
And I, and I, you like you've had Iron Brew?
3:09
Yeah, and I don't like Mountain Dew.
3:09
This is a, bro, I like this.
3:09
See, you notice we both went straight for the Iron Brew.
3:14
It's almost like orange and cream soda had a baby.
3:23
Yeah, bro, I'm not sure about the baby part, but yeah, yeah, you know, this is good.
3:23
It's a guilty pleasure.
3:23
This, you can't, this rigged.
3:31
Barr's Iron.
3:26
I love Barr's Iron.
3:31
You're having, and they gave you Diet Mountain Dew.
3:31
They're trying to make you like Skip Bayless.
3:31
By the way, I don't actually think I've ever, I've just always heard, have the regular one before you have the diet one.
3:38
It's a, it's a difference, bro.
3:39
Waterfall.
3:39
Then you don't know what that.
3:41
You saw that.
3:46
Oh, shoot.
3:52
I actually like this.
3:52
Ooh, that was a, I did not expect to like that.
3:52
Can I tell you that it doesn't taste that different from Barr's Iron Brew?
4:01
There's some similarity in taste.
4:06
Maybe a little more lime.
4:06
Yeah, and that's good.
4:06
More towards the cream soda, but there's actually, I'm left with some, some very subtle aftertastes that are quite similar from.
4:13
So what you're tasting is the dew of the mountain.
4:17
That's, yeah, or the, the iron from the brew.
4:17
Yeah, honestly, you know, with this, you should be able to snowboard or motocross or whatever the other things that they, they represent, like diabetes.
4:17
Yeah, I mean, you know what's America with little diabetes, baby?
4:31
So which one are you taking?
4:36
God, I, I gotta still go with the Iron Brew.
4:34
This surprised me.
4:36
Iron Brew, I like Iron Brew.
4:39
Bro, this was rigged.
4:39
How do we not got Coca-Cola from, for American?
4:41
Dude, Iron Brew, bro.
4:52
An added son of Scotland is good.
4:49
Oh my God, teacakes.
4:52
Okay, okay.
4:52
I have to say, I'm, this is making me proud of Scotland.
4:58
There's a lot of like, we're not known for our diet, let me say, right?
5:08
So actually seen things like tonic teacakes and Barr's Iron Brew, and you're not known for your diet, let me tell you something about America.
5:10
This is a big back staple right here, bro.
5:12
All right, Hostess Twinkies.
5:15
Yeah, when I see a Twinkie, that to me is everything that is unhealthy and going 7-Eleven.
5:21
That's what I see is Twinkies, right?
5:23
Nice density on that.
5:26
And saying that, here we go, ripping them, can't wait to eat them.
5:30
The artificial cream, delicious.
5:34
Okay, damn.
5:38
This one, this one, damn.
5:44
Where's the presentation?
5:44
Had some trouble getting across the Atlantic, right?
5:44
Teacakes, was it, why, what the hell was it, a teacake?
5:44
Oh yeah, I mean, it's basically all poison, but it's very tasty poison.
5:52
It's fun.
5:55
Was that a staple snack back in Scotland?
6:00
I used to eat a pops of these at the time.
6:04
Just for camera, just for camera.
6:06
That's how they, they come out like a turtle without a head.
6:11
Tea cakes, right, this is, that's pretty damn good.
6:23
Can we do this every day?
6:23
That's pretty damn good, bro.
6:26
You like it, right?
6:28
This is pretty damn good.
6:28
What's going on in there?
6:36
Shh, what you got?
6:30
It's a little bit of heaven, um, and then they like, what, what, what's really good about this is that a soft on top and then you get you a cookie at the bottom and the, the seasoning on the cookie is good too, or the cake.
6:44
And this feels like it is going directly from my mouth into my aorta valve, mhm, and cementing it up and doing a, see the thing, good job of sending me to an even earlier grave than I was already going to.
6:58
American food, American food with the ingredients we use, we like to turn your blood into a, a paste.
7:12
I would eat the teacakes before I eat the Twinkies, bro.
7:12
And this is rigged, I want you to know, like if I put up America's dream team, it would be different, but you're, you're killing it.
7:12
Shout out to Scotland and golfing.
7:12
I feel personally responsible.
7:12
This is another point to Scotland.
7:07
I, yeah, bro, I know you rigged it, it's cool, bro.
7:26
I hear it, I hear the F in your voice, America.
7:35
Oh come on, we're going to lose this.
7:40
This is truly, this is what I'm talking about.
7:40
No, no, well I mean, and just in saying that, we ended.
7:40
Come on, boy, you did his prer.
7:40
You look like Oscar Isaacs.
7:40
Well, that's the nicest thing I've heard in a long time.
7:56
Thank you very much, I'll take it.
7:58
Tell you right now, I don't know what this Mayan calendar design is on the front of Oreos, that's interesting.
8:04
But dude, this right here, it won already.
8:06
All right, they, they had the best slogan, milk's favorite cookie, is that right?
8:15
Disgusting.
8:15
No, it is good with milk.
8:15
I have to say, it's milk's favorite cookie.
8:22
The grooves on the front hold the milk is fire, but you can't hold you more than three seconds or it's going to fall apart.
8:22
This, this is what we're fighting for, boys, Oreo.
8:22
Well, you haven't tried the Scotty Dogs yet, give.
8:31
Is this even, the idea of eating a little Scotty Dog is weird, bro.
8:40
I'm just glad there's no dog in haggis, cuz you, I just ate that mush like it was, you know, it could have been anything.
8:44
We don't know that was for sure, right?
8:46
Came in a can.
8:46
The point is going to Oreo, there is no debate.
8:49
I'll give them that.
8:52
Recognize or step aside, Oreo all day.
8:55
Although, I just want to do a shout out to Walkers, you guys are generally amazing.
8:58
Your sin merch, I hope I get paid for this.
9:00
And cut in this game of Snack Wars, Scotland won.
9:05
We were robbed.
9:05
Yes.
9:05
What's in haggis?
9:12
Yeah, it's like sheep stew.
9:12
I like the intestine, all the like all the crap and then they put like oats and barley and then they put it in a sack and actually I think it was squirrel.
9:19
I love whiskey, but if I have two of these, I will start to get like, why you using that lens?
9:27
Would you think I, why would you use a 25?
9:30
You don't want to use a 35?
9:32
You don't think my face can take it?
9:34
Smart move, mate, smart move.