0:00 I'm just a little freaked
out that it comes from a tin.
0:02 It's almost like a... almost
like a grounded-up stew.
0:04 You see the difference
between Barr's Irn-Bru and Mountain Dew?
0:08 F**k, that's pretty damn good.
0:11 America!
0:12 Yeah!
0:13 We're not losing this.
0:14 This is true.
0:15 This is what I'm talking about.
0:16 No, no, no.
0:17 Can we do this s**t every day?
0:21 Hey, I'm Gerard Butler.
0:23 And I'm O'Shea Jackson Jr.
0:25 And this is Snack Wars.
0:26 For LADbible.
0:27 Mm-hmm.
0:28 Yummy.
0:30 I don't like that.
0:32 I don't like that at all, no.
0:32 And then you bring a donkey round and you think it's a donkey's...
0:35 Oh my God, it's Nutella.
0:37 I don't like that I see a can.
0:40 That's gonna be the
Scottish part, here we go.
0:42 Oh, alright, that didn't look as bad as I thought it was gonna look.
0:45 Oh, it's haggis.
0:47 Is that haggis?
0:50 So we're in for a treat.
0:52 Are we?
0:52 A lot of people pretend to like haggis.
0:54 I genuinely love haggis.
0:56 Have you heard of haggis?
0:57 No, I know it's something with a sheep.
0:59 Yeah.
1:00 Don't tell me, just wait till I eat it.
1:01 Oh, okay.
1:02 This is how they kill me.
1:03 This is it.
1:04 It's been real.
1:05 Alright, so... actually no, we'll go at the same time with...
1:09 Okay, yeah, great.
1:11 ...haggis.
1:13 Yo, stop laughing, bro.
1:16 Can I cuss?
1:23 Hmm.
1:26 Creamier than I thought it would be.
1:28 I'm just a little freaked
out that it comes from a tin.
1:32 Yeah.
1:33 Might've been around for a while.
1:35 Listen, a rainy day, that hot off the stove,
you know, that's good.
1:41 It's almost like a... almost
like a grounded-up stew.
1:46 Yeah.
1:49 How about you shut up, bro, okay?
1:50 'Cause, like, wait until
it's all the way down before y'all tell me what's going on.
1:58 I know it's something with, something with the stomach and,
like, it's cooked in it.
2:03 Yeah.
2:04 I mean, I think we should
just leave it at that.
2:05 Alright, meatloaf.
2:06 This is meatloaf now.
2:09 Rest in peace to my grandmother Dolores who made the best meatloaf.
2:14 This is actually horrific.
2:17 Wow, bro.
2:18 And I love meatloaf.
2:19 But this is, like...
2:20 I mean, I want everybody
to know at home, this is...
2:23 Meat cement.
2:24 It's thick.
2:28 I, you know, I'm so sorry but like I might prefer the haggis.
2:32 Hmm.
2:34 I might prefer it.
2:36 I might prefer it, but that's just 'cause it's not my Grandma meatloaf.
2:39 If this is my Grandma
meatloaf, then, you know, so y'all cheated, so,
you know, go to hell.
2:45 Oh, stop.
2:46 [Gerard] Barr's Irn-Bru.
2:47 Made in Scotland...
2:49 Mountain Dew?
2:50 ...from girders.
2:51 That's what we use to represent?
2:53 You see the difference between Barr's Irn-Bru and Mountain Dew?
2:57 Mountain Dew?
2:58 The land of Coca-Cola, we chose Mountain Dew?!
3:01 This is crazy.
3:04 I've actually had this.
3:04 This is good.
3:06 Oh, you like, you've had Irn-Bru?
3:08 Yeah, no, and I don't like Mountain Dew.
3:10 This is... bro, I like this.
3:12 See, you notice we both went
straight for the Irn-Bru.
3:15 It's almost like orange
and cream soda had a baby.
3:18 Mmm.
3:19 [O'Shea] Yeah, bro.
3:20 I'm not sure about the baby part, but yep.
3:21 Yeah, you know.
3:23 This is good.
3:23 It's a guilty pleasure.
3:25 This s**t...
3:25 This s**t is rigged.
3:27 [Gerard] Barr's Irn... Barr's Irn-Bru.
3:30 You're having, and they
gave you diet Mountain Dew.
3:31 They're trying to make
you like Skip Bayless.
3:33 By the way, I don't
actually think I've ever, I've just always heard
such bad things about...
3:37 Well, have the regular one
before you have the diet one.
3:38 [Gerard] Okay, okay.
3:39 It's the difference, bro.
3:40 Waterfall that.
3:41 You don't know what that s**t means.
3:42 You saw that?
3:47 Oh s**t, I actually like this.
3:50 Whoo, that was a... I did
not expect to like that.
3:57 Can I tell you that it doesn't taste that different from Barr's Irn-Bru?
4:00 I'm, there's some similarity in taste...
4:02 Maybe a little more lime.
4:04 Lime, yeah.
4:05 And that's good.
4:06 Leaning more towards the cream soda but there's actually, I'm left with some, some very subtle aftertastes
that grew quite similar for me.
4:13 So what you're tasting is
the dew of the mountain.
4:15 That's yeah, or the iron from the Bru.
4:18 Yeah, honestly, you know, with this, you should be able to
snowboard or motocross or whatever the other
things that they represent.
4:26 Like diabetes?
4:27 Yeah, I mean, you know, what's America without a little diabetes?
4:32 So which one are you taking?
4:33 Ah God, I gotta still go with Irn-Bru.
4:36 This surprised me.
4:37 Irn-Bru.
4:38 I like Irn-Bru, bro.
4:39 This was rigged.
4:41 How do we not got Coca-Cola for America?
4:43 Dude.
4:44 Irn-Bru, bro.
4:45 It's good.
4:46 He's an adopted son of Scotland.
4:48 It's good.
4:50 Ohh!
4:51 Oh my God.
4:52 Ahh, Tunnock's tea cakes, okay.
4:54 [O'Shea] Okay.
4:55 I have to say, this is
making me proud of Scotland.
4:58 There's a lot of, like...
5:01 We're not known for our
diet, let me say, right?
5:03 So actually seeing things
like Tunnock's tea cakes and Barr's Irn-Bru...
5:07 Listen.
5:08 [Gerard] And haggis.
5:08 You're not known for your diet.
5:09 Let me tell you something about America.
5:12 This is a big back staple right here, bro.
5:14 Alright.
5:15 Hostess Twinkies.
5:17 Yeah, when I see a Twinkie,
that to me is everything that is unhealthy.
5:21 You go in a 7-Eleven, that's what I see is Twinkies everywhere.
5:23 Right, right.
5:25 Nice density on that.
5:27 And saying that, here we go.
5:29 Ripping them open.
5:30 Can't wait to eat them.
5:32 The artificial cream, delicious.
5:35 [Gerard] Okay, damn.
5:37 I haven't had a Twinkie in years.
5:39 This one, this one.
5:40 Damn, where's the presentation?
5:42 Had some trouble getting
across the Atlantic but...
5:47 Tea cakes? What is, why the hell...?
5:49 Why is it a tea cake?
5:51 Oh yeah.
5:52 I mean, it's basically all poison, but it's very tasty poison.
5:57 It's fun.
6:01 I used to eat a box of these at a time.
6:04 Just for camera.
6:06 Just for camera.
6:07 That's how they, they come out.
6:08 Like a turtle without a head.
6:12 Tea cakes.
6:15 Mm.
6:17 Where you at?
6:19 F**k.
6:21 This is...
6:22 That's pretty damn good.
6:24 Can we do this s**t every day?
6:25 That's pretty damn good, bro.
6:27 You like it, right?
6:28 This is pretty damn good.
6:32 It's a little bit of heaven.
6:33 And then they're like,
what's really good about this is that it's soft on top and then you get you a
cookie at the bottom.
6:40 And the seasoning on
the cookie is good too.
6:44 Or the cake.
6:45 This feels like it is going directly from my mouth into my aorta valve.
6:51 Mmm-hmm.
6:52 And cementing it up and doing it.
6:54 See, the thing.
6:55 It's doing a very good job of sending me.
6:56 to an earlier grave than I was already going to.
6:59 American food, American food,
with the ingredients we use, we like to turn your blood into a paste.
7:05 Yeah.
7:08 I wouldn't eat the tea cakes before I eat the Twinkies, bro.
7:11 And this s**t is rigged.
I want you to know, like, if I put up America's dream team, it would be different.
7:17 But you're killing it.
7:18 Shout-out to Scotland and golf and s**t.
7:20 Hey, I feel personally
responsible for all this.
7:25 I think so.
7:26 Yeah, bro. I know you rigged it.
7:27 It's cool, bro.
7:28 I hear you.
7:29 I hear the FIFA in your voice.
7:31 [Luke] I try my best.
7:34 America!
Yeah!
7:36 Oh, come on.
7:36 We're not losing this.
7:38 This is truly...
7:39 This is what I'm talking about.
7:40 No, no, no.
7:41 Well, and just in saying
that, we ended strong.
7:48 [O'Shea] Come on, boy.
7:49 You did us proud, Oscar Isaacs.
7:52 Ah, you look like Oscar Isaacs.
7:59 Tell you right now, I don't know what this
Mayan calendar design is on the front of Oreos.
8:04 [Gerard] Oh, that's interesting.
8:05 But dude, this right here.
8:08 It won already.
8:09 Alright?
8:10 They have the best slogan: milk's favourite cookie.
8:13 Oh, is that right?
8:14 Ugh.
8:15 Disgusting.
8:16 No, it is good with milk.
8:18 I have to say.
8:19 Milk's favourite cookie.
8:19 The grooves on the front hold the milk.
8:21 This is fire, but you can't hold it more than three seconds
or it's gonna fall apart.
8:25 This, this is what we're
fighting for boys - Oreo.
8:29 Well, you haven't tried
the Scottie Dogs yet.
8:31 You're both f**ked.
8:33 Just, even the idea of eating a little Scottie dog is weird.
8:36 Bro.
8:37 I'm just glad there's no dog in haggis.
8:42 Because you, I just ate that
mush like it was, you know, it could have been anything.
8:45 Well, we don't know
what that was for sure.
8:46 Let's say sheep.
8:47 It came in a can.
8:48 The point is going to Oreo.
8:50 There is no debate.
8:51 I'll give him that.
8:52 Recognise or step aside, Oreo all day.
8:55 Although I just wanna do
a shout-out to Walker's.
8:57 You guys are generally amazing.
8:59 [O'Shea] Oreos, send merch.
9:00 I hope I get paid for this... and cut.
9:02 [Luke] In this game of
Snack Wars, Scotland won.
9:05 Woohoo!
9:06 We were robbed.
9:07 Yes.
9:08 [O’ Shea] What's in haggis?
9:10 Yeah, it's, like, sheep
stomach, like, the intestine, all the s**t, like, all the crap.
9:15 Yeah.
9:16 And then they put like oats and barley and then you put it in a sack.
9:19 And actually I think it was...
9:20 Squirrel d**k?
9:21 No, sorry.