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Hi, I'm Hasan Minhaj, and this is the Wired Autocomplete interview.
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How do we swap out some of the Google images of me?
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Like my Wikipedia photos, pretty horrifying.
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It's like me, like, okay, people on Google are asking, "What did Hasan Minhaj study?"
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I was a Poli Sci major and a film minor, which isn't even a thing.
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You could pretty much Wikipedia what I studied.
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A film minor is like three YouTube videos.
0:26
I'm sorry, UC Davis.
0:26
What did Hasan Minhaj say about Ellen DeGeneres?
0:26
I didn't say anything, Google, don't get me in trouble.
0:26
I just had, uh, Ellen pronounce my name properly and that my Starbucks name is Timothy Chalamet.
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I guess apparently that was a huge internet thing.
0:45
Are you getting a higher percentage of more accurate pronunciation since then?
0:48
Actually, the more people try, it's actually getting worse.
0:51
It's that kind of like, uh, that well-intentioned progressive liberal thing where people are like, "Hasan?"
1:01
Do you know what I mean?
1:01
Like the way when you're in Spanish class and you were like, "Hassan?"
1:01
And you're like, "Relax."
1:01
And you say, "You can just call me Timothy Chalamet from here on out."
1:01
What did Hasan Minhaj get on the SAT?
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People on Google are savages.
1:01
I got a 1310 on the SAT, unfortunately.
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And I really tried.
1:30
I took the Princeton Review twice and still got a 1310.
1:30
So that was me maxing out, fully turned on Adderall.
1:30
This engine has a 1310 in them.
1:30
And then I retook it, funny enough, for Patriot Act.
1:30
The score that I got as an adult man in my mid-30s was an 1100.
1:30
So the score that I got now wouldn't even get me into the school that I went to as a young man.
1:37
Very humbling.
1:41
What is Hasan Minhaj's favorite food?
1:39
I think there's different categories.
1:41
Favorite food at home, favorite food at a restaurant, favorite late-night food.
1:47
Which bucket shall I answer?
1:47
I had a signature sandwich called the Menage à Trois in my 20s where I was really struggling as a comic coming up and it consisted of wheat bread, chipotle mayo, which I thought was like a revelation in my life, chicken breast and or turkey, a toaster oven, and pepper jack cheese.
1:47
The internet lambasted me when they saw me put it together with avocado and saw that I could not cut avocado properly.
2:09
People were making a real hullabaloo out of it.
2:13
Next board.
2:15
How Hasan Minhaj, how did Hasan Minhaj get famous?
2:15
I'm sensing a lot of passive-aggressive energy with these questions because I ask stuff like this because I'm a hater too.
2:23
I'll go to Google and be like, "Is Adam Driver attractive?"
2:27
I think like my cousins in Delhi are like, "How did this happen?
2:34
How did Hasan get popular?"
2:34
And then people in the YouTube comments will be like, "I have no idea who this person is."
2:36
You may know me from The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.
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I was one of the last correspondents hired by Jon.
2:42
Or maybe you know me from the White House Correspondents' Dinner or Homecoming King, my first Netflix special, or my show Patriot Act.
2:42
One of those things that I probably ended up in your timeline or newsfeed in some capacity.
2:42
How tall is Hasan?
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6'1" with hair, and I take a lot of pride in that.
2:42
Is height important to girls on dating apps?
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Girls will be like, "I want someone sensitive, smart, intelligent, are you diet, well-read, cultured, 5'10" or over please?"
3:02
Am I, am I lying?
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I'm not like, I'm just, I've seen this, this is like very ruthless, so I'm a big beneficiary of that.
3:11
I asked my wife being at this like, what do you like most about me?
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I'll have multiple detailed answers about my life.
3:16
I'll be like, "You're sophisticated, yet sexy, you're smart, well-spoken, sweet, you're so great to my parents, but then you have this amazing soft spot for like our children."
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And she's just like, "You're tall for an Indian guy."
3:29
How old is Hasan Minhaj?
3:34
I just turned 37, and boy oh boy, am I feeling it?
3:34
Stretching and hydration, that's my life now.
3:34
How to dress like Hasan Minhaj?
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See, that's sweet, it's medium, that's the secret.
3:41
I describe my style, it's kind of like Americana swag, kinda.
3:44
Just so you know, internet, a lot of the stuff that I wear is borrowed, so it is returned immediately.
3:55
When Hasan Minhaj, when is Hasan Minhaj coming back?
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Right now on YouTube, on Wired's official YouTube channel.
3:58
I think this is in regards to when I'm coming back to Netflix.
4:01
That's October 4th, The King's Jester on Netflix, streaming now.
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Talking about fertility, fatherhood, stories about marriage.
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You know, Homecoming King, I had just gotten married, I hadn't had my own show yet, I hadn't been sued by a hedge fund for telling jokes.
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What was the outcome of that?
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It's, uh, dismissed, as I say in the special, we never heard from those ever again.
4:21
Hi, Randall Smith.
4:26
When was Hasan Minhaj on The Daily Show?
4:26
I was on The Daily Show from 2014 to 2018, and they were some of the best years of my life.
4:31
So a particular segment I was most proud of, I think the first interview that I did with Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is pretty awesome to walk into the Prime Minister's office in a full Canadian tuxedo and not have anyone bat an eye or say anything about it was the most Canadian thing ever.
4:31
When did Hasan Minhaj get married?
4:31
January 2nd, 2015.
4:31
I will say this, and I'm pretty proud about it, I remembered our anniversary and my wife forgot, and I've flexed so hard.
4:31
Thank you, Google Calendar.
4:31
When did Hasan Minhaj start comedy?
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I started comedy as a freshman in college.
4:59
One of my roommates at UC Davis was illegally downloading TV shows and movies.
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I wasn't, because stealing is wrong.
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He illegally downloaded Chris Rock's Never Scared, which was his special in 2004.
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I was like, "Holy, this is amazing, I gotta do this."
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Some of my earliest jokes were really, really bad.
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I think one of my first jokes was like the premise was, "Hey, isn't it weird when you're living at home with your parents and like a girl you like calls the house and then your dad picks up the phone?"
5:25
Landline humor, kind of dated.
5:31
Is Hasan Minhaj a doctor?
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No, I'm not.
5:34
Basically my dad and my mom opened up Google every day and they're like, "Why isn't Minhaj a doctor?"
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I think that's what you need to add is, "Why isn't Hasan a doctor?"
6:05
No, I'm not a doctor, but I did, I do make jokes about the medical community because I know them intimately well as a person who started as pre-med and then became a Poli Sci major, I know their pain and their anguish and regret.
6:05
Is Hasan Minhaj related to Nicki Minaj?
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No.
6:05
I did briefly meet her at the Met Gala and I was like, "Hey, we should take a picture together."
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And Trevor knows like, "Hey, yeah, you should."
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He's like, he's like, "Your brother."
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And she was like, "What?"
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And she walked away, so we never took the photo, but you know, stuff like this happens with family members.
6:17
Is Hasan Minhaj in The Morning Show?
6:16
Yes, I'm in The Morning Show season two.
6:23
I play Eric Nomani, who is a new anchor who comes to The Morning Show and shakes things up.
6:23
Is Hasan Minhaj funny?
6:25
These questions are very trolly.
6:29
Yeah, I think I'm funny, I would hope I'm funny.
6:28
I feel like my wife wrote this, like, "Is he, is he really funny?"
6:36
Last card, Hasan Minhaj Riddler.
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Oh, this is great.
6:36
Yeah, I, uh, I am playing Riddler in the new Spotify series Batman Unburied.
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The great Winston Duke plays Batman.
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It is created by one of the greatest I think comic book and film adaptation director writers of all time, Mr. David Goyer, who's absolutely brilliant.
6:56
I was like, "Oh, David's calling me to be Batman."
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And he's like, "Nah, you're more of a Riddler."
7:08
Hasan Minhaj skincare.
7:03
I use my wife's SkinCeuticals.
7:03
So we have like, uh, his and her sink and mine has this like a Gillette Mach 3 and just like a half-used bar of soap and then hers has like an Erlenmeyer flask, a titration set.
7:17
Oh, kulcha, Hindi means what will people think?
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And in my first Netflix special Homecoming King, I talk about how so many dreams die because of kulcha.
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There are so many Roomies that became electrical engineers because of what will people think.
7:17
It's truly tragic, as they say in Homecoming King.
7:17
Loki, I can't get Hasan Minhaj.
7:17
Timothy Chalamet.
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That's my Starbucks name, and by the way, you misspelled his name.
7:17
There's an accent over here, get it right.
7:17
Oh, they'll be like, "Timothy?"
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And I'll be like, "It's Timothée."
7:17
Oh, man, y'all are in the comments and heated.
7:17
Look, I do a joke about MDs versus DOs in my new special King's Jester.
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A lot of doctors of osteopathic medicine, I'm pronouncing that correctly, got upset about the joke, and what I want you to know is I love DOs.
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You guys are good doctors.
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I want to say something that your parents never told you, I'm proud of you and I don't care about your MCAT score.
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Why do you, thank you, Wired, appreciate you guys.
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Until next time, I'm Hasan Minhaj.
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Take care, guys.