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My name is Jim Gaffigan, and I'm doing the wired autocomplete interview.
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Do I just eat this or do I just start chewing?
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What Jim Gaffigan like, so are cavemen typing this in?
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Why can't someone put an adjective in there?
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What is Jim Gaffigan in?
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But what, what is he in?
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You know, how could he be in anything?
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What production would cast that guy?
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What is Jim Gaffigan doing now?
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He obviously isn't working.
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What is he doing now?
0:39
I wonder if he's homeless.
0:39
That's probably the prompt, like, you know, I bet you Jim Gaffigan is homeless.
0:43
They're like, you know, why don't you ask Google.
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What college did Jim Gaffigan go to?
0:47
That seems kind of passive-aggressive, like, I wonder what college let him in.
0:54
Georgetown University.
0:54
John Mulaney went there, Mike Birbiglia.
0:57
I don't know if this is true, but I heard that Jesus went there.
1:01
What position did Jim Gaffigan play?
1:04
Like what, the assassination of JFK, what position was he on the grassy knoll?
1:11
I played football in college.
1:11
Don't be so surprised.
1:15
All right, I mean it was Division three.
1:18
I'm flattered because I feel like I look like a lineman, you know, like people would be like, like, would there be any debate?
1:24
Like, I wonder if he was the tight end or the quarterback?
1:25
Like I would think there wouldn't be a debate about that.
1:30
Am I doing this right?
1:30
Yeah, okay.
1:30
Is Jim Gaffigan a priest?
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I mean, I have five children.
1:40
People are googling that, you know, hey, you know that guy that's married with five kids, that's a comedian that tours around the country, do you think he's a priest?
1:40
Is Jim Gaffigan Mormon?
1:40
I've heard this before.
1:50
I do have a lot of children so I can see that someone would draw that conclusion.
2:02
I dated Marie Osmond for 25 years so that might have something to do with it.
1:57
I watched Big Love, but you know that's about it.
2:08
But I drink coffee.
2:10
Is Jim Gaffigan albino?
2:10
All right, thanks a lot.
2:13
But I am pale, and I guess people are curious.
2:16
I was always trying to add an adjective before white so that people would go, hey, that, that really pale guy.
2:21
I wanted them to go the really funny pale guy.
2:31
Is Jim Gaffigan Canadian?
2:25
Oh, I like that one.
2:29
I think that's a compliment.
2:31
That's a compliment.
2:31
I feel so international.
2:33
That's the most exotic I could get, right?
2:35
Like you wouldn't be like, like no one would ever say that about me, but you might be like, you know, he's a comedian, you know, a lot of Canadians are comedians, like this he's nice.
2:48
I am not Canadian, I'm from the Midwest, but I do enjoy performing in Canada.
3:00
Is Jim Gaffigan nice?
2:58
Well, if you think I'm Canadian, wouldn't you figure I was nice?
3:08
Maybe that the, the process goes, I wonder if he's Canadian and then like, he's not Canadian, yeah, man, I wonder if he's even nice.
3:08
If I'm not Canadian and not nice, what am I?
3:08
All right, is Jim Gaffigan, does Jim Gaffigan a clean comedian?
3:08
Comedians do their act and then you weirdos need to put us in categories.
3:29
Comedians do what they do and then they get credit or criticism for the type of comedy they do.
3:33
So it's like, oh, they're so brave, it's like, yeah, maybe they're brave or they're just like that.
3:38
You're, I mean, I guess I am clean, but in some ways that's is Jim Gaffigan in Super Troopers?
3:53
If you have to ask if I'm in Super Troopers, that's good.
3:51
Because I would say most of the people that know that I'm in Super Troopers have yelled and said meow to me.
4:16
I worked on the movie for two hours, and if I died today, I'd be known as the hot pocket meow guy.
4:16
Is Jim Gaffigan dead?
4:16
In some ways on the inside, very much so.
4:16
When I die, which believe me, I'm looking forward to it, when I die is that person that works in the funeral home, it's gonna be an easy gig.
4:16
Like it's the same complexion when I'm dead or alive.
4:16
Is Jim Gaffigan and Daniel Tosh friends?
4:16
I've known all comedians forever.
4:16
While they may have different views and maybe approach different things, I like them.
4:16
There is a solidarity among comedians because we have this strange desire to go on stage and make strangers laugh, so comedians will often defend their fellow comedians, brothers and sisters, like relatives.
4:53
Yes, I am friends with Daniel Tosh.
4:56
Who Jim Gaffigan?
4:56
Who is Jim Gaffigan?
5:01
That's pretty standard, right?
5:05
Who, Jim Gaffigan, who, who, who, Jim Gaffigan?
5:05
Who does Jim Gaffigan look like?
5:08
All right, I get this a lot, and my apologies to Brad Pitt and George Clooney.
5:14
A lot of people send me pictures of cats that look like me.
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I was sent once a pillow that looked like me.
5:23
Who is Jim Gaffigan wife?
5:23
Like is that kind of like people are so shocked if someone would marry me?
5:28
I'm just relieved it's like, is Jim Gaffigan wife blind?
5:34
It's not one of those.
5:34
Who did Jim Gaffigan open for?
5:37
I opened for the Pope, but I didn't really open for the Pope.
5:41
I opened for the Popemobile.
5:48
So I opened for an automobile, like I did stand-up, bombed in front of 2 million people, and then the Popemobile drove into this outdoor area, so I opened for a car.
5:54
Who is Jim Gaffigan Hotel Transylvania 3?
6:00
Yeah, I don't know that feels kind of insulting.
6:01
Like he was obviously some monster, which monster was he?
6:07
I played Van Helsing, who's the, the monster killer.
6:09
You know, I've got five children, so it was really excited to bring my kids to see me, and my six-year-old, who was five at the time, looked at me and he was like impressed for like a moment and then he was like, can we get popcorn?
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All right, don't put those there.
6:28
Does Jim Gaffigan, does Jim Gaffigan curse?
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Yeah, I, I do curse.
6:32
Not constantly, but like if I stub my toe or I'm around my children, I'll curse a lot, but I don't necessarily curse if in my stand-up.
6:43
I am a tool of Jesus, I can't curse, shoot, see I can.
6:58
Does Jim Gaffigan drink alcohol?
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I do.
7:01
There was an extended period where I did not because I was so focused on my career, and then I had children and I needed to drink.
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When I didn't drink, people would overreact, they're like, oh, you don't drink, is it okay if I drink?
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That doesn't happen, or, oh, you don't use mayonnaise, is it okay if I use mayonnaise?
7:30
Should I use the mayonnaise outside?
7:24
Does Jim Gaffigan have a brother?
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I have three brothers, two sisters, I'm the youngest of six in my family.
7:27
I am considered third funniest, but I have a lot more comedy specials than my siblings now.
7:40
Who is winning, Joe?
7:42
Why does Jim Gaffigan have five kids?
7:47
I do, and frankly, it's something I regret.
7:53
I mean, do you think I would look like this if I had just one kid?
7:56
No.
7:56
I have five kids, by the way, most of my parenting responsibilities are taking screens away from those children.
8:06
That's it.
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That's all I do for parenting.
8:07
Okay, which Jim Gaffigan, which Jim Gaffigan, which Jim Gaffigan is Hot Pockets?
8:16
Hot Pockets is a blessing and a curse.
8:19
I certainly don't need more people just yelling it at me, whether it be drunk people after a show or me just walking through an airport and someone going, Hot Pockets.
8:31
I don't know how to respond.
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Honestly, I don't know if I say how I got back or thank you or sorry.
8:31
Which Jim Gaffigan special is best?
8:31
That's interesting.
8:31
I've done seven, two of them are on Amazon, five of them on Netflix, but I don't know, I feel like I'm getting better at stand-up.
8:31
Which Jim Gaffigan movie should I watch?
8:31
That's encouraging because I love acting, I love working on films because you're creating the character with the writer and director and producers, and I love the collaborative atmosphere on a movie set, and that you can obsess on a character and be a participant in a scene.
8:31
Which Jim Gaffigan will remember you?
8:31
You know, I'm not that smart, but what does this mean?
8:31
See, I have poor eyesight and a bad memory, but I have poor eyesight and I also can be seen from far away because I'm kind of goofy-looking, because I'm kind of approachable, I think people say, hey, Jim, like they're talking to a friend, but I might not have met them, and then sometimes maybe I met them or maybe there are a parent of a child at one of my children's school.
8:31
It's very complex.
9:49
The only thing that really concerns me is which Jim Gaffigan will remember me, like do I have a split personality?
9:57
Is there another me?
9:57
Do you, I mean, I'm just relieved that it's not just, is Jim Gaffigan gonna die from eating too much yet?