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0:00
Put your hands up high, please.
0:01
I shaved myself from the neck down like a dolphin.
0:07
So, there's literally nothing that sticks onto my flesh.
0:08
No, the only thing you're going to feel.
0:09
So, I shaved my chest for no good reason.
0:14
Is there a safe word?
0:18
Could I have a safe word?
0:19
What would you like the safe word to be?
0:21
Avocado.
0:24
Dressed as one today.
0:27
Is your name Jack Whitehall?
0:32
My name is Jack Whitehall.
0:41
Are you a comedian?
0:47
I am a comedian, although recently I've been trying to be an actor.
0:47
How's that going for you?
0:47
I think people will still see me as a comedian.
0:47
Are you about to take a polygraph exam?
0:47
I'm about to take a polygraph exam.
0:47
Are you nervous?
0:48
I am a little nervous.
0:50
Why?
0:51
Um, I think it's the dark room, the setup, being strapped to a chair.
0:55
No, none of it really feels very natural.
1:00
We are going to start with your career.
1:03
Do you think you're funny?
1:05
I think I am funny, but it sort of depends on the room.
1:08
Like this setup, I would say, is what a comedian might describe as a tough crowd.
1:18
Can you tell me a joke?
1:18
Ah, well, we're talking about my career.
1:21
I think that is a bit of a joke in itself.
1:28
Who is the funniest person you ever met?
1:30
Jim Carrey.
1:30
He's one of my comedy heroes.
1:32
I met him.
1:32
John Cleese.
1:37
Do you think you're funnier than them?
1:48
No.
1:53
You host the Brit Awards in 2020.
1:51
I did.
1:55
Have you ever considered becoming a late night host?
1:55
I have not considered becoming a late night host.
1:55
Do you think you'd be a better host than this man?
1:55
Oh, no.
2:03
No.
2:09
I do not think I would be a better late night host.
2:09
He's not being completely truthful.
2:09
Maybe I would be a better late night host.
2:09
I've got to go on his show in a week.
2:09
No, he's, he's great.
2:03
He's, and I would not be as good as him.
2:06
That was the bit of this that I've liked the least thus far.
2:11
Is it true you auditioned for Harry Potter in Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone?
2:19
That is true, but I did not get the role.
2:19
They chose Emma Watson.
2:19
Do you remember what line you had to read at your audition?
2:19
Oh, I don't know.
2:19
Let me out from under the stairs.
2:19
That was the scene, wasn't it?
2:19
In the first one, he gets locked in the cup.
2:19
Oh, no.
2:19
Sorry.
2:19
I'm just having a childhood memory.
2:19
Why didn't you get the role?
2:19
I didn't get the role because I was a lousy actor as a child.
2:45
I mean, some may say I'm a lousy actor as an adult as well, but as a child, I was definitely pretty bad.
2:52
I didn't read the book.
2:52
That is correct.
2:55
You know, that one was always going to get made into a film, so I may as well have just waited to see the film.
2:58
That was my approach to it.
3:00
But then I got the audition to actually be in the film, which is kind of like a catch-22.
3:08
Another book that I haven't read.
3:08
Do you regret not reading it before?
3:51
I do regret it.
3:57
It was an error.
3:57
Clifford the Big Red Dog.
3:57
Read that one.
3:57
Yeah.
3:57
You found out your character was cut from Frozen.
3:57
Are you still bitter?
3:57
No.
3:57
I'm not, I'm not bitter about it.
3:57
I've let it go.
3:57
Yes.
3:57
He's telling the truth.
3:57
Did you get that, Jake?
3:57
Excuse me?
3:57
Let it go.
3:57
This is, let it go.
3:54
I got it.
4:04
I got it.
4:04
It's just an a sort of, he's an inward laugher.
4:04
You've talked about how you feel you bombed at Prince Charles's Christmas party.
4:04
Yes.
4:04
Did you consider yourself a failure in the eyes of the British Empire?
4:04
Wow.
4:04
Yes, I do.
4:04
I again, that was another example of tough crowd.
4:04
I told him that I'd been at school with Kate Middleton and that I'd considered her the one that got away and that did not play well in that room.
4:02
And then commended Harry on his bravery in Afghanistan.
4:07
Unfortunately, followed that up by saying that his bravery in my eyes had been that a ginger had been in that heat for that amount of time and that that was something that he should be commended for.
4:20
Thank you, Jud.
4:22
Did you like the royal family before that set?
4:25
I did like the royal family.
4:25
Yes.
4:27
Do you think they have a good sense of humor?
4:32
Yes, I think they do.
4:34
He's not telling the truth.
4:36
Okay.
4:36
No, maybe they don't because they didn't really laugh.
4:38
He told me afterwards, Prince Charles, that I was funnier than the contortionist that they'd had the year before at their Christmas party.
4:45
So, let's move on to your life.
4:51
You dropped out of the University of Manchester.
4:54
Whoa.
4:54
Starting there.
4:54
None of the bit before when I was at school and didn't drop out.
4:59
Just going to go straight for the, okay.
5:01
Were your parents happy about that?
5:04
No.
5:06
Was that the first time you disappointed them?
5:08
That was not the first time that I disappointed them.
5:10
When did you really disappoint them?
5:13
Uh when I flunked my exams when I was younger and also my failure to really take off as a child actor.
5:21
I think that upset them.
5:24
When you were in school, did you ever cheat on a test?
5:28
I did cheat on a test.
5:28
Yes.
5:28
So, you were caught?
5:33
I wasn't caught, but it, I unsuccessfully cheated.
5:36
I wrote down all of the answers on my inner thighs and then went to the bathroom halfway through the exam.
5:41
And then when I pulled down my trousers, I'd sweated so much that it had all smudged.
5:48
So, I didn't have any of the answers written there.
5:50
I just had Smurf legs.
5:53
Sorry.
5:53
But was I oversharing?
5:55
Who's your favorite Smurf?
5:57
Papa Smurf.
5:59
Yes, he's telling the truth.
6:02
You have one sister and one brother that I know of.
6:04
Yes.
6:04
But my father was quite prolific in the 1970s and '80s, so there may be more out there.
6:11
Do you know who your parents' favorite child is?
6:14
Yes, it's my sister.
6:18
Do you think one day you could be your parents' favorite?
6:20
If I bear them an heir.
6:23
How's it going?
6:23
Not great, to be honest.
6:23
Um some attempts have been made, but thus far, well not, I mean, not trying to have a child, but I mean I have done the thing that leads to that, but just never, I, I regret going this far with this answer.
6:43
Yeah, he's telling the truth.
6:44
Yeah, just confirmation that I'm not a virgin.
6:46
Thanks, Jud.
6:52
Your brother's name is Barnaby and your middle name is Benedict.
6:52
Is it possible to be too British?
6:52
Yes, I think it may be possible to be too British.
7:01
Do you often complain that you can't get a decent cup of tea in the US?
7:05
I do complain that I can't get a decent cup of tea in the US, but I travel with tea.
7:09
What kind of tea?
7:10
PG Tips or Yorkshire tea and I pack it with me in my bag wherever I go.
7:14
And Marmite, although Marmite technically you're not meant to bring into the US.
7:20
So, I have to smuggle that.
7:20
So, you're a smuggler?
7:23
I would say that is the only time I've ever broken the law is smuggling Marmite across the border.
7:30
Sorry.
7:31
Yes.
7:31
He's telling the truth.
7:33
I don't put it in my bag, though.
7:35
How do you travel with it?
7:37
In nature's pocket.
7:41
Is the stereotype that British people have bad teeth offensive to you?
7:46
Is not because I think I have quite good teeth for a Brit.
7:46
My father likes to remind me that he spent thousands of pounds on my orthodontistry.
7:50
I actually went to the same orthodontist as Prince Harry and Prince William.
7:57
Impressive.
8:02
Perfectly straight.
8:04
You travel the world with this man.
8:08
Yes.
8:08
It's Voldemort from Harry Potter, right?
8:10
Oh, no.
8:10
Sorry.
8:13
My father.
8:13
Yes.
8:14
Do you enjoy traveling with your father?
8:16
Mhm.
8:16
Yes.
8:19
He's not telling the truth there.
8:23
Did you ever just want to leave him at the airport?
8:27
Oh, yes.
8:27
On occasion, I have felt like I'd like to leave him at the airport.
8:31
Do you consider yourself someone with daddy issues?
8:34
Yes, I am probably the poster boy for daddy issues.
8:40
One of your favorite books is Love, Sex, and Other Foreign Policy Goals.
8:43
Which are you better at, love, sex, or foreign policy?
8:51
Love.
8:53
Jack, we know you're lying.
8:56
Sex.
8:57
Speak up.
8:58
Sex.
8:58
Yes.
8:59
He's telling the truth.
9:00
I'm a very, very, um compassionate, generous, and successful love maker.
9:10
You're a lifelong Arsenal fan.
9:12
I am.
9:14
Do you think Arsenal has a chance of winning the Premier League this year?
9:19
Not a hope in hell.
9:20
Have you lost faith in your team?
9:22
I have lost faith in my team, but it's the best way to support them.
9:25
It's the hope that kills you.
9:28
Do you think you would be a better team owner than these men?
9:34
I think I would not be as good a team owner as these gentlemen because I would not at this stage of my life have quite as much financial clout.
9:48
Jack, do you think you dress well?
9:51
I think I dress well when assisted.
9:51
When unassisted, there have been some errors of judgment.
9:56
I will share with you this: on holiday, I like to rock out with my croc out.
10:06
Now, let's move on to pop culture.
10:06
Do you think you would make a better Batman than, oh, I do not think I would be a better Batman than this man.
10:13
I've always thought like my best acting is from here up rather than there.
10:18
Like that's, this is where it works for me.
10:27
And then that is problematic 'cause I've got a weak chin, hence the beard and the turtleneck.
10:27
He's very good like there.
10:33
In fact, the perfect actor might be him from there down and me from there up.
10:38
Do you still have beef with Robert Pattinson?
10:41
I have laid that to rest.
10:41
I respect him and you know, we're both doing our thing.
10:41
It was pointed out to me by maybe a hundred people on Twitter that on the day that Robert Pattinson's uh Batman trailer was launched, uh the trailer for Clifford the Big Red Dog was launched, a trailer in which Clifford the Big Red Dog urinates on me.
11:02
And a lot of people commented on Twitter about that and I think they were commenting on the fact that we're both doing great.
11:10
Funny little coincidence, but I'm not, I'm happy for him.
11:12
That's not true.
11:16
Okay.
11:16
It's not true.
11:17
Don't you think it's time to move on?
11:18
It is probably time to move on.
11:18
And there's so many other actors that they could move on to.
11:22
Oh, you meant you, you moved on.
11:30
Sorry, I thought you meant the, the DC universe.
11:30
It is probably time to move on.
11:30
Can you give us your best Batman voice?
11:30
Um, where is she?
11:30
That was not, that's the Christian Bale.
11:30
You interviewed Lizzo at the Brit Awards.
11:42
I did.
11:42
Do you think this man has a shot with her?
11:46
Yeah.
11:46
Hell yeah.
11:49
Do you think he's better looking than you?
11:51
Yeah, I think he probably is.
11:51
He's sort of what I would look like if I went to the gym and drank less wine.
11:59
Have you ever gone to a gym?
12:00
I have once.
12:00
It was a lovely experience.
12:03
Also, at the Brit Awards, you took a sip of Harry Styles' drink.
12:06
I did.
12:07
You claimed it to be straight tequila.
12:09
Was that true?
12:11
It was straight tequila.
12:13
Do people usually get extremely drunk at award shows in Britain?
12:16
Yes.
12:18
You also told Harry Styles that One Direction's Up All Night is your Sergeant Pepper.
12:25
Was that true?
12:28
That is not true.
12:29
Then why did you say it?
12:31
Because I was trying to endear myself to him.
12:33
Because I admire him.
12:38
Do you have a favorite member of One Direction?
12:41
Yes.
12:44
Little Niall, the wee fella with the blonde hair.
12:44
I think you sort of love Niall 'cause you look at him and you think it's great.
12:49
Anyone could do this if they applied themselves.
12:58
Have you applied yourself?
12:58
No.
12:58
But I sort of look at Niall and I think if I wanted to be a boy band man, I probably could.
13:01
And I think he gives that hope to millions.
13:04
Did Zayn leaving the band ruin everything?
13:07
Yes, it did.
13:07
That was the beginning of the end.
13:07
Do you enjoy the music of this person?
13:07
I do enjoy the music of Dua Lipa.
13:07
How would you describe your friendship with her?
13:07
Um, I have given her many awards at the Brits.
13:21
She's been the dominant force during my tenure as the host of the Brit Awards.
13:28
Have you heard the rumor that you two were once more than friends?
13:32
I have not heard such a rumor, but I did at one point express feelings towards her father, who is literally the hottest dad I've ever seen.
13:43
I have dad envy of this lady here.
13:48
So, more daddy issues?
13:51
Yes.
13:53
Or maybe that's why.
13:56
How's the heart rate now?
14:01
Going fast.
14:02
Going fast.
14:02
Yeah.
14:02
We're almost, we're almost there, man.
14:04
Yeah.
14:05
Final question.
14:08
At any point during this interview, did you lie and we didn't catch you?
14:11
Yes.
14:13
Obviously, it's Harry Styles.
14:16
No one's favorite is Niall.
14:21
Not even Niall.
14:21
I just feel bad 'cause I always throw him under the bus in everything.
14:21
We nearly got through an interview without me making jokes at his expense.
14:25
And also, I just get absolutely savaged by all of his fans whenever I do this.
14:31
And so now this is going to go out and it'll be again them trolling me for the next 10 days, probably with pictures of Robert Pattinson as Batman.
14:41
Would you like to apologize?
14:41
Yes, I'd like to apologize.
14:41
I love Niall Horan.
14:41
He's great.
14:41
I respect him as an artist.
14:41
No, no, no.
14:41
I'm not even going to comment on that one.
14:41
Don't even comment.