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I Googled myself just for this.
0:03
The Kid Mero's wife, The Kid Mero's kids, they were very wholesome in the beginning.
0:05
Now it's just like, how much are you once I can rob you?
0:12
Hey, what up?
0:12
It's your boy Jesus Nice and I'm the camera and today we'll be doing the Wired Auto Complete interview.
0:28
You're how Desus and Mero, how did you use the Merrell weeks?
0:26
It's like, how did Spider-Man become Spider-Man?
0:30
Like, if you don't know that, the origin story, New York City high school murals there, I'm there, boom, bam, them.
0:34
I see them across the hallway, I was like, hey.
0:37
At about uh 15 years, you want to get together and have a show at Showtime?
0:43
Mero says, yeah, let's do that.
0:41
And boom, there we go, literally that easy.
0:47
How did Desus and Mero decide what topics to cover?
0:47
We have what is called a topic meeting, uh, and we discuss the zeitgeist and what interests us the most that we pick and choose from that, uh, master list of cool that we want to talk about and what appeals to us the most and also what's very important to the people, you know what I mean?
1:05
Because we are late night for the people.
1:07
Also people just tagged us and stuff on the internet, so you know, sometimes we got to talk about stuff.
1:11
How is the Desus and Mero podcast different from the show?
1:11
There's no sensors so we could say whatever we want and if we we don't have to say allegedly because ain't nobody gonna work, it's not worth it to try to sue us.
1:11
You're not gonna get any money, we're not popping like that.
1:11
Also, the podcast, it doesn't have to be as edited, so we can do really hot takes the night before and also the podcast we recorded at night, so it's kind of sexy.
1:11
We record it with no shirts and it really comes through in the audio setting.
1:11
What do Desus and Mero drink on the show?
1:39
I used to slam down the bench, you know, the best, I decided that's before quarantine, now I'm on sexy Jesus mode, sexy bod, you know what I'm saying?
1:45
I'm out here on the Peloton, I'm trying to get trying to get ripped, so my new thing, what I drink now, quickly pressed juices.
1:50
All right, you see your boy is a press juice, I'm not drinking anything that costs less than nine dollars retail, okay?
1:55
Shout out to Juice Press, you feel me?
1:59
Okay, this is about that life.
2:03
I, on the other hand, I'm a stressed father of four, so I'm sticking to my rum and on when I'm not rummed up, it is coffee Bustelo, you know what I'm saying, on deck, you know what I'm saying?
2:03
Because you need that that strong, that raw, you know what I mean?
2:16
This is like Colombian coke, you know, in coffee format, you know what I mean, need this keep you going all day with no food, sure.
2:26
What channel is Desus and Mero on?
2:25
If you ever ran the New York City subway, you wouldn't know we are on Showtime, Showtime, you know what's showing late night, ah, Sundays and Thursday, check it out, it's your chance to experience Showtime without getting kicked in the face, you know what I'm saying?
2:37
All right, or you might virtually, all right.
2:43
What is Desus and Mero?
2:40
That's like, what is the meaning of life, dog?
2:44
That question, that's the question that has no answer, dog.
2:45
We are the alpha and the omega, we are everything, dog.
2:47
We are the beginning of the end, we are the snake that is eating his tail, dawg.
2:52
We are infinity.
2:56
Desus and Mero, what happens when you divide by zero?
2:57
It is what happens when you have irrational numbers divided by fractions, you know what I'm saying?
3:01
It is a mathematical equation that can't be defined.
3:04
It would blow your mind.
3:04
No, you want to know what Desus and Mero is?
3:10
Desus and Mero is when people are like, yo, use your third eye, you'll be like, I can't, I'm on my fifth eye.
3:10
Think about it.
3:10
Wow, wow.
3:10
There you go, I'm saying, Stephen Hawking was studying us before he passed away.
3:10
Desus and Mero are the gods.
3:10
What day is Desus and Mero on?
3:21
Sundays and Thursdays, you know the vibe, I'm saying.
3:28
Where is Desus and Mero filmed?
3:26
Well, currently, I am in the BX right now in my apartment.
3:28
You see your sneakers haven't left my apartment in like five months, I would love to see another person, but it is what it is, so my part of the show is to film right here in the BX.
3:40
You're, hey, I'm out here Bergen County, shout out to Phil Lawyer, you know I'm stationed at the P-Town, check the Paterson, that's say County Bergen County, we out here, you know what I'm saying, just watching my kids run around this yard, you know what I mean, but when we're filming, it's a basement like Big Tigger.
3:40
Where can I watch Desus and Mero?
3:40
You can watch Desus and Mero legally on Showtime, which is paid cable, which is not the regular cable you get.
3:40
You got to add a little more, you got to add a little spice, you have the parsley on paid cable.
4:02
You can also watch it illegally on YouTube and on fire sticks, I don't recommend that, but listen, I get it, I get it, so do what you got to do, you know what I mean, I understand the struggle, you know what I'm saying.
4:32
Where do Desus and Mero get their hats?
4:32
Well, we have a lovely, amazing, like top-flight wardrobe, uh, stylist Saatrasan, shout out to her, Dr. Sasha, she blesses us with the finest of headwear, you know what I'm saying, because we both struggle with uh alopecia of the dog.
4:32
Ten percent our hats come from Sasha, 90 percent of our hats we get when you walk down the street and they ask you to sign up for credit cards or they're like, hey, do you want a water bottle?
4:32
Are you just signing away your right life, right?
4:44
So most of our hats come from like Chase Manhattan, TD Bank and uh A.M. New York, so shout out to them, free hats, that's the way you go, okay.
4:55
Where do Desus and Mero get their clothes from?
4:55
All over the world, I do, I'm not joking, just the other day, I got a package from the UK, so Chatra, shout out to her, Sasha could be Sasha back in the day, if it was the early 2000s, Sasha would be getting our stuff from Yellow Rap Bastard, but it's real that that clothing store is closed, so Tata gets her stuff from all over the place and please watch because none of our shirts are cheap, so sometimes we have our clothes on the show and you're like, what the hell is that, what I'm like, this T-shirt is 750, how you feel?
5:20
There's only five of these and I'm only wearing it once for a half an hour to record in my sneaker closet.
5:27
This is worse than one percent.
5:27
I'm like Jeff Bezos with honey on her.
5:30
Wow, the guillotines are ready.
5:34
Where'd Desus and Mero go to?
5:34
Shout out to College of Mount Saint Vincent and Riverdale, aka the Bronx with the sister campus Manhattan Cop, Manhattan College.
5:40
I'll talk to all my English majors, I have Jane Eyre Gang, yo.
5:44
I went to BCC, shout out to Bronx, the Bronx Community College Broncos and then moved on to Hunter College, you know what I'm saying, which was the Hunter College Hawks, you know what I'm saying, I'm a CUNY boy, you know what I'm saying, proud commuter, you know what I'm saying and my college had its own trace style, you know what I'm saying, so I was inordinately like proud about that, but you know what I'm saying, shout out to college, you know what I'm saying, you made me the man I am today.
8:00
Are Desus and Mero, are Desus brothers?
8:00
If you don't know any uh people of color, you probably think we are, we are not related, we have different parents, we do not grow up in the same house, but I get it, I get it, you're probably looking at us and you're like, wow, DJ Envy and Bomani Jones, but no, we are totally different people, okay, now no relationship whatsoever.
8:00
Are Desus and Mero the number one show in late night?
8:00
Desus and Mero the number one show late night before we were even on late night, so how do you feel about it?
8:00
Okay, there's a bunch of people that agree with us, you feel me?
8:00
Just like there's bad people out there that think that rum raisin ice cream is delicious, you know what I'm saying, so there's something for everybody.
8:00
We are such a number one show late night, society felt threatened.
8:00
That's why the government did not allow us to be nominated for Emmy, I said it, I said it, opinion is true, yeah.
8:00
What is Desus blank, what is Desus's real name?
8:00
Oh, that seems like a question a cop would ask and that seems like none of your business, so why don't you binders, are you trying to bring me up on a federal indictment?
8:00
Why do you want to know my real name?
8:00
What's wrong with Desus Nice?
8:00
That's a better name than what my parents picked.
8:00
Mind your business.
8:00
What beer does Desus drink?
8:00
If you don't know this, then what do you like, you already know the vibes, Mr. Beck's on Decatur.
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If that doesn't work, I'll do a Honeycomb, if that doesn't work, I would drink an IPA just to be an obnoxious jerk in a bar and be like, hey, have you ever had bluefish, I brewed this myself, so yeah, the answer is Beck's, you know what, Mr. Beck's on Decatur, you know what I'm saying, all right.
8:00
Questions for Mero, why Mero?
8:00
Why does the Kid Mero wear a hat?
8:00
We already know this question, this question is anti-Dominican, but we're gonna ask you anyway, Mero, why do you wear a hat?
8:00
I wear a hat because me and my hairline parted ways in my mid-twenties, you know what I mean, a lot of y'all do this and this is called hairline shame, you know what I'm saying, it is different than any other type of shaming, king shaming, you know what I mean, it's the same thing, you're shaming the guy that likes to do BDSM and CBT and stuff like that, listen, let me live, all right.
8:00
Mero was allowed to wear a hat, that's right, this is America and this one is for Desus, where Desus, where does Desus Nicely, where do I live?
8:00
I mean, it's no big deal, it's just the greatest burrow in the world and the greatest city in the world, BX all day, New York City, born here, my parents came in from Jamaica, they landed in the Bronx, I'm still here, you see it in the bodega, when you see me in the Chinese food store, you're like, doesn't that guy have a Showtime show and I'm like, yeah, but I'm still in the Bronx, you run up, you get your face cut, you know the vibes, I ain't get nominated for Emmy, so I'm keeping it grimy.
8:00
Where did Desus grow up?
8:00
Um, I will uh refer to my last answer, BS all day, you know, 233, you know the vibe, shout out to the homies, 2232, IDIBX all day, not leaving New York, you know I say I'm running for mayor one day and my whole stance is going to be we selling rolling papers for cheap and open containers for everybody, even homeless people, let's go.
8:00
What is the Kid Mero's age?
8:00
Because apparently we are doing demographics or something.
8:21
I'm 37 years old, I have uh four children and I'm watched, you know what I mean, people ask me this all the time, uh I don't know, why do I look younger, you know what I'm saying, I appreciate y'all that think that I'm like 25 and like that, you know what I mean, shout out to y'all, but I'm actually 37 years old, you know what I mean, which in Bronx years is 838.
9:22
True, true and next question, what is Mero's favorite bodega item?
9:26
When you want a bodega, what's do you a must cop and I know it's not condoms, definitely not condoms.
9:26
Numero's favorite bodega item is a nice ice cold Snapple, you know what I'm saying, the classic lemon tea, you know what I'm saying, like you can't beat it, I mean it takes me back to my younger years, you know what I mean, when it was like Snapple was like a fancy drink, remember that, was that what was like high-end iced tea, but that's it and pre uh TV Mero, I would say a Newport 100, you know what I'm saying, but that's on the low.
9:26
Is Desus, is Desus a nickname?
9:26
Desus is a nickname, some people say yes, my parents would definitely say yes, but um, seeing as I am a Manchurian candidate and I was raised by the CIA to eventually overthrow Antigua, um, yeah, I'm gonna say it's not a nickname, it's actually the file name for the process I was sent through, my actual full name is Desus-2478.jpg.
10:24
Do not run me through McAfee, I definitely got a virus, that's right, you know what I'm saying, this is actually acronym, I can't even tell you what it is because then I'll be murdered.
10:34
Here's the question from Mero, where is the Kid Mero from?
10:34
All right, come on, you know what it is, BX all day, Easter everybody, do we have, you know what I'm saying, 40 side, we out here, we did it, you know what I'm saying, but I moved all around the Bronx, so shout out to all the neighbors, I'm saying, shout out to King's Bridge, I'm saying, shout out to 176, shout out to Mount Eaton, uh Hoffman Hughes, uh University, uh if I keep going, I'm just going to keep going forever, so I'm going to stop right here, Eastern all day, you know the vibe.
10:34
How tall is the Kid Mero?
10:34
I am proudly flat-footed, a full six foot two inches, catch you with Tim's on, I'm six three and a half, holla at your boy.
10:34
This one is for the Desus name, how tall is Desus Nice?
10:34
Well, as anyone who watches and is on Twitter knows, my height is a variable, okay?
10:42
So I told my program my height is a veritable character that's 255 integers, which means I could be five three, I could be six seven, it's just the past who's standing next to me, I'm a chameleon, all right?
11:31
You see me, you don't know, are you getting short Desus, are you getting the short insecure Desus that can't date a woman that's taller than him, or are you getting tall Desus who's six five, where Tim's on a date, you never know, I could be short, I could be tall, it's whatever, it's whatever you want me to be, if you want to cradle me like a newborn, I'm that height, if you want me to be the big part of the spoon, I'm that height, it's whatever you want, baby, I'm flexible, I'm versus.
11:31
Who is the Kid Mero?
11:31
Oh, a deep one.
11:31
Hey, hey, listen man, the Kid Mero is just a kind-hearted soul who is here to spread mirth and joy to those that need it in these dark times and I'm also here to secure these bags, bro, you know what I'm saying, because two chains ain't enough, you know what I'm saying, I'm trying to upgrade from the house to Jersey, you dig.
11:31
Fat Joe said, yo, when you get money from the Bronx, you, you know saying, buy yourself an estate in Jersey and I said, Fat Joe, Cruzmania, I salute you, you are a legend in the Bronx and I will follow your real estate advice, you know what I'm saying, so I'm out here Burger King, that's who I am, it's your boy.
11:31
Who is the Kid Mero's family?
11:31
Not really an English question, but hey, let's go.
11:31
Big Russian bot energy right there.
11:31
Yo, yo, for real, shout out to you for trying Duolingo and failing, you know what I'm saying.
11:31
Who is the Kid Mero's family?
11:31
This is my family, what I'm saying, they are great and I love, they're they're wild, but I love what I'm saying, there you go.
11:31
Yo, you've been chopping up with your boy Jesus Nice to the Kid Mero, thank you for your questions.
11:31
You're, yeah, I'm saying, we'll be back, maybe.