로딩 중...
영어학습소
영어학습소
홈
테디잉글리시
수능
Shadowing
재생 속도
0.5x
0.75x
1x
1.25x
1.5x
시작 지점을 클릭하세요
0:00
Yep.
0:00
Okay.
0:01
So, I'm just, I'm supposed to just stand here.
0:03
Do you work?
0:05
Okay.
0:05
You look very nice, Piggy.
0:07
Thank you.
0:07
You're welcome.
0:07
Is he telling the truth?
0:07
I'm telling the truth.
0:07
All right.
0:07
Uh, cool.
0:07
Uh, Miss Piggy, you ready?
0:07
All right.
0:07
Yes, I am ready.
0:17
Kermit, Miss Piggy, we've brought you here today to take a lie detector test.
0:22
This is Stephanie, our polygraph operator.
0:26
Hi there, Stephanie.
0:27
Hello.
0:27
Hello.
0:27
One of you will be hooked up to the machine while the other will ask the questions and then you'll switch.
0:35
Who wants to be in the hot seat first?
0:37
Um, well, uh, you know what?
0:37
I'll go first.
0:39
I, I have nothing to hide.
0:40
Oh, neither do I.
0:42
Uh, and why are you wearing those sunglasses?
0:45
H Oh, I wondered why it was so dark in here.
0:53
Hey, hello.
0:55
Have you ever, uh, given a lie detector test to an amphibian before?
0:59
I have not.
0:59
It's the first time.
1:00
Oh, good.
1:00
Well, don't, don't make it too tight and I breathe through my skin.
1:05
Got it.
1:06
Stephanie, if he lies, does it shock him?
1:08
It does not.
1:08
No.
1:09
Can we make that happen?
1:10
No, we cannot.
1:12
Thank you, Stephanie.
1:13
Kermit, to calibrate the machine, I'm going to ask you some straightforward questions.
1:17
Please answer honestly.
1:19
Okay.
1:20
Is your full name Kermit the Frog?
1:23
Yes.
1:23
Yes, it is.
1:24
Is the your middle name or is your last name the frog?
1:28
Well, actually, it's neither.
1:28
It's what I am.
1:31
You know, kind of like, uh, Chance the Rapper or Bill Nye the Science Guy or, uh, Henry VII.
1:37
Are you about to take a lie detector test?
1:40
Uh, yes.
1:43
Stephanie, are we good?
1:44
The machine has been calibrated.
1:46
All right, then.
1:46
Let's go.
1:48
Okay.
1:51
We've been working together since The Muppet Show debuted many years ago.
1:55
Kermit, would you consider me the greatest performer you've ever worked with?
2:01
Uh, well, uh, I know better than to answer no.
2:05
So, uh, yes.
2:09
Agree.
2:11
Moving on.
2:11
This person, Sabrina Carpenter, is in our new special.
2:18
Mhm.
2:18
Didn't you think I had enough star power to carry the whole thing on my own?
2:22
Piggy, it's not that.
2:22
You know, we had to have a special guest, so we asked Sabrina.
2:26
Do you think Sabrina is a better singer than me?
2:30
Would, uh, maybe you rather ask some softball questions like, uh, I don't know, what's my favorite color?
2:35
Why would I ask that?
2:35
Obviously, it's lavender because that's my favorite color.
2:41
Good grief.
2:42
Back to my questions.
2:42
Sabrina arrested me at one of her shows for being too iconic.
2:47
Did you think I should have been arrested?
2:50
Well, I, I'd rather you not be arrested for anything, but, uh, in that case, it was okay.
2:57
Would you bail me out of jail if I ever got arrested for real?
3:00
Yes, of course.
3:02
Wait.
3:02
Uh, you're not planning on doing anything illegal, right?
3:06
No.
3:06
Why are you?
3:08
Well, no.
3:08
You have to answer honestly to a lie detector.
3:11
NO, OF COURSE NOT.
3:11
I AM NOT GOING TO DO anything illegal.
3:15
Okay, good.
3:15
Cuz I don't know who'd bail you out if you ever got arrested.
3:17
How's he doing, Stephanie?
3:20
He's telling the truth.
3:22
All right, time to ramp things up a bit.
3:25
What?
3:26
Do you think I'm a triple threat?
3:29
Um, sure.
3:29
Sure.
3:29
Yes.
3:29
You, you, uh, you have many talents and, uh, one of them's being a threat.
3:37
A That's so sweet of you to notice.
3:40
Truthful.
3:41
There's a little stress there, but yes.
3:45
Oh, okay.
3:45
So Kermit, you've worked on a number of TV shows and films that have been recognized at various award shows.
3:53
Why haven't I won an Academy Award?
3:56
Um, I'm sorry.
3:56
Was that question about me?
3:59
Yes, as it relates to me, right?
4:01
Uh, well, you know, first I think maybe you'd need to be nominated.
4:05
Let's not get into logistics.
4:05
Speaking of rainbow connection, what?
4:10
Kermy, do you think someday we'll find it?
4:13
Um, yes.
4:14
Yes, I, I definitely think so.
4:17
What would you say I am?
4:17
A lover or a dreamer?
4:20
Um, uh, maybe more of a dreamer.
4:24
Stephanie, put him down as a yes for both of those.
4:27
Got it.
4:27
This is a picture of someone or something called Animal.
4:35
Yeah, I know who that is.
4:35
Animal is known for having wild outbursts on set and off.
4:40
Yes, I know.
4:40
Yes.
4:41
Would you say you have a habit of working with difficult performers?
4:47
Yes.
4:47
Yes.
4:47
That's the biggest yes of the day.
4:49
Yes.
4:50
So, Animals just won.
4:50
Who are the others?
4:58
Stephanie, can I pass?
5:00
Sure.
5:01
I'll let Gonzo know.
5:01
Final question.
5:01
Did you lie at any point during this lie detector test and we did not catch you?
5:08
Oh, I think we all would have known if you caught me.
5:12
It's true.
5:12
Part of them would be over there.
5:14
Another part would be over there.
5:17
Good thing you didn't lie.
5:25
Tell me.
5:25
Um, if I were to lie, I mean, if someone were to lie, what, what would the machine do?
5:31
The readings would, would look different than they looked previously.
5:35
Would look different.
5:36
Okay, that was kind of a coy answer there.
5:41
Was it?
5:41
Miss Piggy, to calibrate the machine, I'm going to ask you some straightforward questions.
5:41
Uh, please answer honestly.
5:41
Mwah.
5:41
Embellish the truth.
5:41
Never.
5:41
Right.
5:41
Um, is your full name Miss Piggy?
5:41
Well, it's what I go by, but my full name would be Miss Pagathia Lee.
6:03
Uhhuh.
6:03
Yes.
6:03
Um, um, now I did not write this question, but it's asking, uh, how old are you?
6:12
Okay, I think we're ready.
6:13
Yeah, I think we're ready.
6:13
Yeah, we're ready.
6:15
We should just go on.
6:15
Yeah.
6:17
Yeah.
6:19
Okay.
6:19
Miss Piggy, you got your start on the Muppet Show as a chorus pig.
6:22
Uh, does having such humble beginnings keep you grounded?
6:28
Well, naturally.
6:30
Okay.
6:30
So, uh, so fame hasn't gone to your head?
6:33
Heavens no.
6:33
Just ask any of my millions of fans who worship and adore me.
6:36
Okay.
6:39
So, um, hey, would you explain something to me?
6:41
If, uh, if fame hasn't gone to your head, why do you have such an extensive rider?
6:48
Oh, I wouldn't say it's any more extensive than say Mariah Carey's, who is my peer.
6:48
Obviously.
6:48
Obviously.
6:48
Um, can you remind me of what's in your rider?
6:48
Oh, sure.
6:48
It's not much.
6:48
Just some warm lemon water for my vocal exercises, two dozen pink roses, 23 calico kittens in a wicker basket, a 60-piece orchestra to play while I sit in hair and makeup, and all the overhead lights must be removed and changed to 20 watt bulbs in soft white.
6:48
Simple.
6:48
Uh-huh.
6:48
Have you ever refused to do a gig because an item was missing from your rider?
7:21
Never, though the kittens are a non-negotiable.
7:26
Uh, you've been in the business for a long time.
7:28
Have you ever felt intimidated by another actress?
7:31
Don't be silly.
7:33
Uh, Stephanie, deceptive.
7:37
What?
7:38
Oh, come on.
7:38
And Piggy, it's okay.
7:38
You can tell us.
7:39
Who is it?
7:40
No, nobody.
7:40
I'm telling you.
7:44
In fact, Cate Blanchett just called me the other day to say she was intimidated by Mua.
7:48
Not true.
7:49
Oh, so, uh, it's Cate Blanchett, huh?
8:04
You know what?
8:10
It's okay.
8:10
She's not a bad person to be intimidated by.
8:10
She is pretty good.
8:10
She is okay.
8:10
Stephanie, how is Miss Piggy doing so far?
8:10
She's doing great and she looks beautiful.
8:10
A Thank you.
8:10
You don't have to hook her up to a lie detector.
8:10
We know she's telling the truth.
8:10
That's right.
8:10
Okay.
8:10
Speaking of careers, Miss Piggy, are you the 9 to 5 type?
8:15
What is that?
8:15
A blood type?
8:15
I think I'm O negative.
8:18
I think they mean it as a work schedule.
8:20
Ah, yes.
8:20
Yes.
8:20
Well, as an actress, my schedule varies, but if the call time is before noon or after 7:00 p.m., that's a hard pass.
8:28
That's what I thought.
8:28
Next question.
8:31
Uh, did you feel like you had to make any compromises on our show?
8:36
Well, I mean, I did have to share the stage with people far less talented than W.
8:40
So, uh, other than that, you're happy with the rest of the decisions we made?
8:47
Absolutely.
8:47
I wouldn't change a thing.
8:50
That was very untrue.
8:52
Well, I, all right.
8:56
I do have a couple of notes if you have an hour or two later.
9:00
That's what I thought.
9:00
Am I your favorite collaborator?
9:04
Always.
9:04
Unless Spielberg's available, but otherwise always.
9:10
Do you, uh, well, do you have any feedback for me?
9:15
We can address that in our 2-hour notes meeting later.
9:18
Great.
9:18
Um.
9:20
Oh.
9:20
Are there any secrets you've been keeping from me?
9:23
Secrets?
9:24
Yeah.
9:24
What do you, what do you mean secrets?
9:26
Secrets?
9:26
You know, secrets?
9:27
Of course not.
9:27
I would never keep anything from you.
9:30
Why?
9:30
What have you heard?
9:33
Well, nothing.
9:36
Um, let's see here.
9:36
Do you think that you could be a better host than me?
9:41
No.
9:41
Never.
9:41
No one does it better than good old Kermit the Frog.
9:44
Uh, h, that's, um, okay.
9:48
Uh, um, there is some speculation that this person, Chapel Roan's style is heavily inspired by you.
10:01
Uh, would you say that she's ever upstaged you?
10:01
Absolutely not.
10:01
I love it when people steal my look.
10:01
Uh, really just keep the questions coming, Frog.
10:01
Uh, uh.
10:01
Do you think you would deserve a lifetime achievement award?
10:01
Well, I think I'm a little young for one, but sure.
10:01
I think it'd look great next to my Peabody.
10:01
You have a P, okay.
10:01
Our new Muppet Show special is executive produced by this person, Seth Rogan.
10:01
Have you ever tried to leverage that to work on one of his other projects?
10:28
I didn't have to.
10:28
He asked me to star in all his projects moving forward and some in the past, too.
10:33
How does that even work?
10:34
I'm loving all this honesty.
10:34
Ask me about the time I drove your car into a ditch and whether I actually did that or not.
10:39
What?
10:39
I got it.
10:39
NO, I DIDN'T.
10:42
WASn't ME.
10:42
Or, oh, the time I sank your credit score because I charged that private plane to New York City for a bagel and a shmear.
10:48
No, no, no, no, no, no, NO.
10:48
STOP.
10:48
STOP.
10:50
STOP.
10:50
STOP.
10:52
ONE FINAL QUESTION.
10:52
DID YOU DISCONNECT the lie detector?
10:56
No.
10:56
What does it say?
10:56
See, I'm being truthful.
10:59
Anyway, this has been lovely, but time to go.
11:02
STEPHANIE, DID SHE DISCONNECT?
11:04
ANSWER THAT.
11:05
UH, I can't confirm or deny she did.
11:11
Mhm.
11:11
Mhm.
11:11
You know what?
11:11
I don't need this.
11:13
Get me out of this thing.
11:15
Look, trust me, you're going to want to unstrap her before she does it herself.
11:18
Stephanie, this Velcro.
11:19
Careful, Piggy.
11:19
Don't pull on that.
11:21
Is that a buckle?
11:21
What is this?
11:22
You're going to break it.
11:22
Stephanie, please help.
11:26
Oh, good.
11:26
Get me out of this thing.
11:30
It's like a torture device.
11:35
You know what?
11:35
I'm just going to take it home.
11:42
Stephanie, is she allowed to take that?