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0:00
I'm not nervous.
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If you can lift your arms up for me.
0:02
Yep, this doesn't make me nervous at all.
0:04
Totally normal.
0:04
I should tell you that I have a a slight heart murmur.
0:08
Okay, well, that won't affect anything.
0:10
Sometimes I'm an asthmatic.
0:10
I just want you to know.
0:13
I appreciate the open honesty, just in case any of this throws the machine up.
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And I'm allergic to shellfish.
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Is your name Kevin Hart?
0:18
Yes, it is.
0:36
Are you 38 years old?
0:28
No, I'm 39.
0:33
Yeah.
0:33
Are you about to take a polygraph exam?
0:39
Okay, well, I'm going to be honest and say I don't know what polygraph means.
0:43
No, I'm thinking Pap Smear.
0:49
Yes, yes, I am about to take a polygraph.
0:49
Yes, well, let's get started then.
0:49
Okey dokey.
0:49
I should have went to the bathroom.
0:49
Do you need to go to the bathroom?
0:49
A piece of me feels like I got to, is he telling the truth?
1:05
Yeah, yeah, I am.
1:05
First up, let's talk about your life.
1:11
Are you 5'2"?
1:13
Absolutely not.
1:20
5'4"?
1:31
5'3"?
1:31
5'3".
1:20
Kevin, 5'2" and a half.
1:27
I'm 5'2".
1:34
5'2", let's try to tell the truth.
1:31
Yeah, 5'2".
1:37
Are you self-conscious about your height?
1:37
Yes, yes.
1:37
Do you spend a lot of time looking in the mirror?
1:55
What?
2:00
Who, who does that?
2:00
Oh, you're talking about like what, like, like when I'm getting ready at the top of my day, if I'm like brushing my hair or something, that's yes.
2:01
Then outside of that, no, I'm not like in a car looking at my looking at myself.
2:08
Maybe I may sometimes, sometimes I'm in the car looking at myself.
2:13
Um, outside of that.
2:13
Oh, do you like what you see when you look in the mirror?
2:21
What?
2:23
Yes, yes, I do.
2:23
With the exception of my teeth from a certain angle, I've no that I have very big front teeth.
2:30
Uh, I had Invisalign but I stopped wearing it, so my teeth pop back to where they used to be, so I got to go back a couple trays.
2:40
Found that out the hard way.
2:42
Yeah.
2:42
Do you go to the gym every day?
2:47
Yes, I do.
2:47
You can't tell, you think this sweater is this puffy?
2:52
It's not, it's my chest.
2:52
Who would you say is in better shape, you or this man?
3:01
Me, 100%.
3:03
100%.
3:03
All you got to do is just look at our shoulders, really.
3:06
My body's way better and he has a stupid head.
3:08
Dwayne has a stupid shaped head, so he loses that battle.
3:14
Would you say there's no greater gift than being a parent?
3:17
Uh, I think that that is 100% true.
3:20
Um, being able to see young kids grow up and take on your mannerisms and your personality traits, uh, is the best thing in the world.
3:42
You know, to see to see my kids mimic and and do things that they get from me is it's funny.
3:49
It's funny, but it's just it's heartwarming, so I agree.
3:55
Of your three children, do you have a favorite?
3:58
Well, that's not true that there's no way that I could ever have a favorite kid, so don't even ask me that.
4:07
Love all my kids the same equally, like you should.
4:11
Are any of them easier to parent than others?
4:14
I don't know what you're talking about.
4:15
I think, uh, I think I'm very lucky and fortunate to have, uh, to have the kids that I have, you know.
4:23
Uh, you know, I think they're all they're all going to be fine, so yeah.
4:28
Do your kids think you're funny?
4:36
No.
4:36
Up next, comedy.
4:41
Do you think you're funny?
4:46
Yes.
4:46
Would you say you use humor as a coping mechanism?
4:50
Yes, I do.
4:50
I'm sad.
4:55
Why are you sad?
4:55
Because I'm nervous.
5:01
Is that a nervous laugh?
5:05
Yes, it is, followed by poot.
5:30
Would you say you're funnier than this man?
5:43
Yes, I'm definitely funnier than Shaquille O'Neal, way funnier, not even close.
5:43
Are you funnier than this woman?
5:43
Ha, Tiffany Haddish, yes.
5:43
Beat it, Tiffany.
5:43
Way funnier.
5:43
You, would you say you're competitive with your humor?
5:43
You have to explain the question.
5:43
I don't understand the question.
5:43
Is it important to you to be funnier than other people?
5:43
Absolutely not.
5:40
I'm a person that shares the funny.
5:43
I even with me saying I was funny than those two people, I was being silly because I shared the funny.
5:50
Funny is a family sport, it's not a personal sport.
5:54
Can be individual, but it's better as a team sport.
6:00
In your stand-up shows, do you have a standard response for hecklers?
6:04
Uh, because I'm so good, I don't get hecklers.
6:08
I haven't had a Heckler in 14 years.
6:11
Wait, that's a lie.
6:11
That's a lie, I caught myself before you tell me a lie.
6:18
12 years.
6:18
Well, what happened in year 13 when I got a Heckler?
6:18
Um, year 13 was was one that was one with this old lady was in the front row.
6:18
First of all, she shouldn't have been at the show.
6:18
Um, she she just she shouldn't have been there, but I said a joke that she didn't like and I just heard her go, oh, baby, no.
6:18
Somebody said, what'd you say, Nana?
6:18
She's like, he needs to find something else to do.
6:52
It was like an old voice, you could tell she smoked a lot of cigarettes.
6:56
No, I'll never forget it.
7:00
What was your response?
7:02
Shut up, old lady, get your old ass out of here, that means these jokes ain't for you.
7:10
Have you ever regretted how you handled the heckler?
7:10
No, no, hecklers are people that want attention.
7:10
So when they attempt to cut off or stop a comedy show with an outburst, the reason for doing that is is with the hope and expectation of a comedian responding.
7:10
Um, there's a professional way to handle it, there's an unprofessional way.
7:10
I've always chose the unprofessional way because you give them what they want and make a spectacle out of it, whether than trying to be professional and making it worse.
7:50
I I have no regret about the way that I've handled it, but like I said, it it hasn't been a lot of moments.
7:56
Now, let's talk about the fame.
7:56
Do you ever wish you weren't famous?
8:02
It's a trick question because it's like a gift and a curse.
8:08
Uh, fame, I can do it out, because success is what I work hard for.
8:43
I don't work hard for the fame, I work hard for the success and the fame comes with the success.
8:43
But the reason why I say it's a trick question is because it comes with territory, so I make the bed that I lay in.
8:43
I don't I don't mind it.
9:02
I don't mind the appreciation that comes with success.
9:02
A fan base is, uh, is something that should be appreciated and embraced and I do.
9:02
I appreciate those that support me, so I don't run away from it.
9:02
Would you say that you've become a better person now that you're rich?
9:02
No, I was always a good person.
9:02
Money never compromised who I was as a person.
9:02
Money just compromised the things that I'm able to do as a person.
9:05
Um, my integrity, who I am, what I stand for, how I treat people, how I am on the day-to-day, that's never been different.
9:16
That's actually the one thing that I think people will tell you in the business is that Kevin Hart is the same.
9:24
Do you have any specific green room or dressing room demands?
9:26
Absolutely not.
9:26
So I don't know about, well, uh, buffalo, I like buffalo wings.
9:36
Buffalo wings have to be in there.
9:39
Anything else, Starburst?
9:41
Um, just the red ones, that's, uh, that's on my list.
9:47
Um, little turtles, I'm in the turtles, like the animal, not ruins, just like little turtles that can like just be on the countertops.
9:57
Curtains, I'm big white curtains, just white curtains, just, uh, if they could just take down whatever curtains were there before I get there, that's about it.
10:05
Very happy with that and, uh, candles, big on candles, Rudy tooty fresh and fruity.
10:19
It's, uh, it's a pancake scent.
10:19
Do you buy your own groceries?
10:19
No, I haven't been in the supermarket in years.
10:19
I don't even know where one is that's close to my house.
10:54
I apologize.
10:58
Would you call yourself self-indulgent?
10:58
Define indulgent, my vocabulary isn't that strong when I'm nervous.
10:58
No, uh, no, no, not at all.
10:58
Kind of, kind of.
10:58
Do you think self-indulgence is a bad thing?
10:58
Depends on who you ask.
10:58
Who you asking?
11:01
You?
11:04
Are you asking me?
11:04
Then no, no, I don't.
11:04
If you ask some other people, they may say yes.
11:04
Final question, at any point during this interview, did you lie and we didn't catch you?
11:04
What?
11:04
Why would I, why would I do that?
11:09
Why would I answer that?
11:09
That's stupid because then then there's no point of getting away with it.
11:15
I beat the machine.
11:19
I'm like Sharon Stone, but but a but a black man with pants on.