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Collin, Michael, we brought you both here today to take a lie-detector test.
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One of you will be hooked up to the machine, and the other will interview, and then you'll switch.
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So who wants to go first?
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Okay.
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Do me a favor, take your arm straight up.
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Bar that on good.
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Okay, we're about to find out your name.
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Colin Jost?
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Yes.
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Are you 35 years old?
0:33
Yes.
0:44
Are you about to take a polygraph exam?
0:44
I believe I am, yes.
0:47
Are you nervous about this interview?
0:53
Not really, no.
0:53
Why not?
0:53
I know, I think it's, uh, I think it'll be fun.
1:06
They'll be, if educational, fun experience.
1:09
Okay, excited now.
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I have one question.
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Oh, one.
1:15
Don't do that face again.
1:24
Did you just look at my face?
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No, I didn't look at my penis that time.
1:24
Okay, are you funny because deep down you're miserable?
1:24
No.
1:48
Alright, you sound so disappointed.
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You're really banking on that.
1:54
Have I appeared in one of your dreams?
2:01
I'm sure, yes.
2:05
What happened?
2:05
I don't remember.
2:12
Well, you've heard a lot of dreams where I've had nightmares about missing.
2:20
We can update, like, about being late and running on the set, like, late, and you were there already before me, which is the how I knew it was just a dream.
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And I feel like I've had that, I've had those nightmares like that, but I don't remember any other dream specifically.
2:38
In theory, do you think you're better than me because you went to Harvard?
2:53
No.
2:53
Okay, have a, don't, do you have a favorite Avenger?
2:57
I don't, I don't watch independent movies.
3:10
Do you think I'll ever, like, get a date of a beautiful celebrity as well?
3:11
Do you want to know?
3:11
Yeah.
3:11
Do you believe in ghosts?
3:21
Yes.
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You believe in us.
3:21
I'm not the one on trial here.
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That's the trial.
3:27
I don't know, there's a trial.
3:30
Do you think I'm a good friend?
3:30
Why the hesitation?
3:37
There is no hesitation.
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Yeah, just yes or no.
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I was enjoying previous friendship moments and taking them in in order to give an informed response, having reviewed it, to say yes, I think you are a good friend.
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What?
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Oh, here's a good one.
4:07
Okay, do you have any political opinions that you're too afraid to share publicly?
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Yes, definitely.
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Well, no, I mean, nothing, nothing crazy, I don't think.
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Interesting.
4:07
Uh, no, I don't know.
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I'm afraid to share a lot of things quickly, but politically, I don't know, nothing.
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Anything Me Too related.
4:07
Have you ever done something backstage that may be considered illegal?
4:07
Yes, absolutely.
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I would say almost every week.
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Really?
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Well, maybe not, that's not, that's not true.
4:07
Like what?
4:07
Don't recall.
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What was the question?
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I don't know.
4:07
I would say probably two or three shows a year, probably something happens that might be illegal.
5:43
Or cockfights.
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They're not, you can have them in America, right?
5:50
Yeah, you just can't use chickens.
5:50
Yeah, this is great.
5:50
Yeah, I'm sure, I'm sure I've lied to you at some point about what I, like, that thinks I had in a specific.
5:50
Yeah, was it for me or for you?
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It could have been either.
5:50
Orca.
5:50
Well, I mean, nothing, I never lied to you on anything important.
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It would have been just like a dumb little thing.
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It's moving a lot.
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I'm sure I did.
6:02
You've never lied to me.
6:02
Do you believe you're the handsomest guy on SNL?
6:16
No, I don't know, no, but I don't know, I'm trying to think of who, I'm trying to remember everyone in the cast.
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I'm a little jumpy for that one.
6:24
You should remember everyone on the cast.
6:24
No, I don't think, no, I know, no, I don't.
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That's just, wow.
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Alright, well, do you think I'm second?
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No, because I think you're first.
6:55
Do you believe in the Illuminati, like that it's an actual organization?
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Yeah, I don't think so, because I think people that are that powerful don't have enough time to organize meetings together.
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Like, I'm just a scheduling level.
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I think it would be a nightmare.
7:15
Do I ever do anything on set that annoys you?
7:19
I'm sure there's been things that have annoyed me, yeah.
8:00
Like what?
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I don't know, is when I flipped you off.
8:00
No, that's, that's actually very reassuring somehow.
8:00
When I drop your toothbrush and put it back.
8:00
What?
8:00
Do you give marital advice to Pete?
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What would it be?
8:00
Yes, that's great, good.
8:00
Have you ever stolen a joke?
8:00
Yeah, borrowed, borrowed just to say it on TV.
8:01
Do you think Trump will be re-elected?
8:07
Yes.
8:15
Why would I lie?
8:15
Would you be happy if Trump was in real life?
8:18
No, look, it's my job.
8:43
At any point during this interview, did you lie and we didn't catch you?
8:43
Yes.
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No.
8:43
Which one is it exactly?
8:47
I told you you looked at my dick.
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So I need you to pick your arm straight up in the air.
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It's pretty, she's pretty intense.
9:01
Turn it over for me.
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Killing you.
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Is your name Michael Che?
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Yes.
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Are you 35 years old?
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Yes.
9:09
Are you about to take a polygraph exam?
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I am taking a polygraph exam, not about to.
9:23
Was that a trick question, Laura?
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You ever kill a man?
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Never.
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I don't think so.
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What did it say?
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He's telling the truth.
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Are you nervous today?
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No, really.
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Why not?
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Because I feel like I don't know.
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Oh my, did I tell the truth?
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Am I nervous?
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Yeah, oh, I guess I'm nervous.
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Never killed a woman.
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Well, I'm really nervous.
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I don't think I have.
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You don't think you have?
9:56
No, if she died, it was only of a broken heart.
9:56
Is there a joke you've ever told on SNL that you later regretted?
10:02
Yes.
10:02
Any ones that come to mind in particular?
10:18
The first two seasons, certainly, like, for, like, content you were worried about or you just didn't, in retrospect, you didn't think they were that good?
10:18
Both, yeah, yeah, both.
10:18
Sometimes you're like, you tell a joke that I shouldn't be talking to you.
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I'm just here to find out if you're telling the truth or not.
10:23
So far, so good.
10:25
So far, so good.
10:25
I wouldn't have called Donald Trump a cracker, just for hate mail, just on a hate mail level.
10:41
I just think honky is a funny word.
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Okay, you recognize this man?
10:41
I sure do.
10:47
Do you think that Lorne likes you or me more?
10:47
I think Lorne likes me more because I say a lot of meaner words.
10:50
Look at that little smirk.
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It looks like I said something bad.
10:57
Do you think that there's a line that comedy should not cross?
11:10
No, I think everybody should be made fun of at least four times a week.
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Have you ever gotten away with a crime?
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Yes.
11:12
You would you say misdemeanor or a felony?
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Which one is tax evasion?
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I don't know.
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It's a federal felony.
11:31
Some will say Mr. Shi comedians ever run for office?
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No, absolutely not.
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That's a frigging pay cut for one.
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Two, there's no ceiling.
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We're going to make the country better.
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Yeah, well, you make fun of the person in power.
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It's a much easier job, less scheduled, and you're not to pay taxes.
11:51
Do you feel like I could run for office?
11:51
No.
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Why?
11:51
Cuz I know what you do.
11:51
Do you think that our political system is broken?
11:51
Um, no, I think it's fixed.
12:09
That was politically, that was funny.
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God damn, I was decade.
12:16
Oh, yeah, chill.
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I believe it's fixed.
12:21
Can you do like the, like Spike Lee fan?
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Yeah, so you're from Manhattan.
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Yeah, I wrote these.
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So you're from Manhattan.
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Do you think you know NYC, I wrote that better than me?
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Yes.
12:36
You feel like you knew New York better than I do?
12:42
Absolutely.
12:42
Why?
12:42
Why?
12:42
Because I feel like you're from New York, but you're from Staten Island.
12:53
You mean part of New York City.
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I've been like, it's technically Europe.
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It's an island, so there's a bit of a tropical vibe.
12:53
Manhattan is an island.
12:53
Staten Island is it garbage?
12:53
You know, I don't sit here and say bad things about where you grow up.
12:53
Literally what you're about to do next.
12:53
Okay, well, let me get to what's wrong with where you grew up.
13:07
Well, there was broken glass everywhere.
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What's wrong with it?
13:15
Not enough attention.
13:25
Are you happy Donald Trump's president?
13:28
No, I mean, a little bit.
13:28
Oh, I'm happy that the system is so broken that it's that broken.
13:38
It does give me a little hope that maybe someone else unconventional can do it and they can't catch them.
13:48
It's like, oh, what can I get away with?
13:48
But I think for the greater good of the world, maybe it's not a good idea.
13:52
I regret voting for.
13:52
Do you have a favorite Kardashian?
13:59
Yes.
13:59
Is it Chris?
14:04
Which one's Chris?
14:04
Have you ever watched Keeping Up with the Kardashians?
14:08
I've seen it on TV, but I've never watched it, like, I've seen someone else watch it.
14:12
Oh, no, it's not true.
14:14
Stop yelling at the machine.
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I, I've seen it on TV, but I've never like, oh, let me keep up with the card.
14:24
I've never kept up with them.
14:24
I see it seems like there was an agitated response.
14:28
Is that a fair assessment?
14:29
Mm-hmm, yeah, well, because I don't know if I did watch it.
14:33
Oh, you're not digging yourself a hole.
14:35
Look, I've watched a lot of bad things before, okay, but that, that's not something I've turned it to.
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It's not.
14:44
But you can hear it when it, you're yelling at a machine right now.
14:51
Do you feel like your social media is an accurate depiction of you?
14:54
Yes, I do, sadly.
14:59
No, you don't want to fight about that.
15:02
No.
15:07
Who would you rather have as your wingman, me or Keenan Thompson?
15:07
Uh, Keenan.
15:07
See, the machine knows it's true.
15:15
I was, I actually lied for you.
15:18
Oh, trying to make you seem like a good guy.
15:22
Absolutely.
15:22
The one day, hey, do you think that you drink more than I do?
15:32
Maybe, yes.
15:32
Do you think you can outdrink me?
15:37
Yes.
15:37
Do you think we would make good roommates?
15:42
No.
15:42
I don't want to move in without.
15:46
I don't think, I don't think, I don't think we'd make good rooms.
15:55
Why?
15:55
No, no.
15:55
Do you think we might go three months?
15:55
Oh, I think it would be interesting.
15:55
No, thanks.
15:55
Because I'd pull racism thing.
15:55
Do you refer to me as more of a friend or as a co-worker?
15:55
Friend.
15:55
Whoa, passed the friend test.
15:55
Oh, at any point during this interview, did you lie and we didn't catch you?
16:24
I don't know.
16:32
I don't know what's the lie anymore.
16:32
I don't know.
16:26
Winning.
16:26
I'll, she's twisting.
16:28
Wow.
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I think I'm going to say I didn't lie the entire.
16:28
I watched the thing snapped off, it was moving so much.
16:41
Whatever, man.