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I honestly feel that I should be a selfie director, like you're behind the camera directing, correct?
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I'm in front of the camera lens directing myself.
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Get it?
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It's like you holding that camera right there.
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Act shed and then everything cuts back to you like this.
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And cut.
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Hey guys, it's Jo Koy and these are my essentials.
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First and foremost, I can't live life without coffee and I can't just be coffee.
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Four shots of espresso with vanilla powder over pearl ice cubes.
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Although we can get back, is the economy?
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What's so good about the powder?
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Have you ever tried the syrup?
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It tastes like crap.
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Powder's kind of like the texture to coffee.
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You want to give your coffee a little texture, throw some powder in it.
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What?
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Why are we, this is actually liquid.
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I collect Rolexes.
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They were like career goals.
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I think everyone should have goals.
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It doesn't matter what they are.
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Set a goal, knock that goal down, and then set another goal.
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That's how you climb.
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Mine is Rolex.
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My 20th year, I bought a solid gold Presidential.
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This was your third solid gold, my son.
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This is how he feels about the Rolexes.
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They're mine, right, Dad?
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Everything that I've accomplished is all going to hit, so actually, I'm wearing my son's Rolex.
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I am.
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I will spend five paychecks.
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They've got all the colorways.
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That's what I love about this bag.
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It's so subtle, but yet, you know it's Gucci.
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They got shoulder strap, then they got the blue and red here.
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So I have an ass because I don't like it when people fly next to me and they sneeze and then the sneeze goes in my mouth.
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See, without this, I'm flying and then someone actually goes, "Yep."
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And then I go, "Oh, it blew malaria into my throat."
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So, enjoy your cold.
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This is why I have that backpack.
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Are you kidding me?
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Head to toe, I look good and then I compliment my outfit with this.
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It's called Death Grey.
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Whoever designed the bag, let's make it him, let's put up, let's put a hint of turquoise blue the single, this is, this is what I have to carry or else I die.
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So this end of the hose goes right here and then you take this part of the hose and you stick it right here on your Bane mask.
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Are you ready, ladies?
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You know, mercy.
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Nice.
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Oh my God, that was beautiful.
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It's time for bed.
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I'll see you in the morning.
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I wish I was exaggerating, without this I can't sleep.
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It shoves air down my throat.
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I don't breathe.
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Like, it's not snoring.
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People think sleep apnea snoring.
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No, it's not.
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For some reason, my brain is like, "Oh, you're going to sleep, Joe."
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And I'm like, "Yeah."
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And then my brain is like, "Okay, us too."
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So everything shuts off the whole body, take out for CPAP to be there.
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Kind of like my, my favorite sunglasses.
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These are my goat cheese right here.
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These are my Vincis.
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I think you say it like that, Givenchy.
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I don't even know.
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I like big glasses, like huge.
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When I'm wearing them, people are like, "Oh my God, you must have had LASIK."
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Do they have to be that big?
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Get it, like here's my ears.
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I need this part to like be even with this ear.
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I like my glasses big like this and it's hard to find so when I get them, I buy them.
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Now you're probably wondering to yourselves why, why do you buy big giant rings?
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Because I have been blessed with a large head.
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It's a size 7 to 3/8.
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That's massive.
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You have a head that big, you should only have a yellow shirt with a black zigzag stripe across the chest, that's a Charlie Brown reference.
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While you young kids that don't know who the Charlie Brown is, this is what happens when you wear smaller glasses, I look like Laurence Fishburne in The Matrix.
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The iPhone, why always buy the newest one?
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They can sell me anything at Apple and guess what I do?
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I buy it.
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Everything they say to me, I don't even understand it and then I go like this, "I'll take it."
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You have it in black.
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Top three apps on my iPhone, are you ready?
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Instagram, iMovie, and Glow Puzzle.
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Hey, since you like Glow Puzzle, here's popcorn hole, swipe to start.
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Okay, basically it's a hole and you try to stick as much popcorn in that hole in seconds.
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I play the dumbest game.
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Right here is an original piece.
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This is off-white denim.
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I got this one in Japan.
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I love this piece right here.
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This one's beautiful, loo.
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That fitted sleeves tapered on the side.
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You rock this and people know that it's something special.
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I love rocking this one and then I personalize it.
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Can I show you?
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From the ghetto to the Getty.
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It's exactly what it is, man.
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You know what I mean, you bust your ass like I said you try and get those goals and you set yourself to the highest goal, you know.
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When I first started stand-up, I used to rent theaters, you know that worked in the best areas.
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Those are your humble beginnings and then you know 30 years later you get to play the Blaisdell Arena in Honolulu, Hawaii.
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So it's got a lot of meaning to it.
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My son's mom, her boyfriend is an artist, he designed that piece right there.
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It's also what I wore in the special, so I'm actually rocking his piece on stage.
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Boom.
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That's how we do it.
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All I know is Virgil, you are killing the game, you know, bringing that, that flavor in that culture to the masses is something very, very special and I'm just happy that this happened during my generation.
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If I can rock Virgil, I will.
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He's a modern-day genius, man.
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I've been on this kick because I love shorts.
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I like to wear them year-round, I really do.
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So what I've done now is I wear spandex underneath my shorts.
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Do you want to see them?
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This is what I like to wear.
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I wear spandex a lot.
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I do have a little bit of an insecurity with my leg.
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Do we want to get graphic?
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You sure?
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When I was 15, I almost died on a motorcycle.
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Compound femur fracture, that's when the bone comes out of your leg.
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It's also the biggest bone in your body sticking out about this far.
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My shin, both bones broken, fibula and fibula, burnt all the way up for my ankles all the way up to my knee and my knee was dislocated.
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So don't ride a motorcycle.
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That's why I wear what, the only pair of Nikes he should, everybody.
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This is something that I rocked on the special as well.
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I was actually going to walk out on stage with some Nike Karachis, some blue standard Karachis and my son was like, "Nope, you need something special for your stuff."
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And he's like, "You need to get them off like Presley's dad."
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So big shout out to Virgil again.
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This to me, this is, this is artwork, this isn't even a shoe right here.
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It's the art piece.
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What do I like about it?
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Everything.
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This is when, when you're so creative and you take every ounce of creativity and you build it right in front of you.
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I haven't seen a piece this beautiful since the Jordan 3's.
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There's a real shoe head right here, you guys.
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I was rocking Jordans when Jordan was playing so stop.
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Don't you ever say that to me.
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Family owned business right here, I put them on the map.
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Y'all owe me 808 baby, 808 all day every day.
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Look at that, all the way from Maui.
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If you're ever in Maui, go to the mall there, there's only one.
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Don't go which one, there's only one mall there.
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Just go to 180.
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His name of the store is called 180.
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I, I can't get enough of these hats, man.
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Boom, come on.
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Real low, don't let him see your eyes, man.
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I love everything about Hawaii.
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I love the fans there, I love the people there.
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Why is it everything to me?
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Are you kidding me?
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That's why I broke the record.
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I never sold that many tickets in my life before.
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I sold 24,000 tickets six months in advance.
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I remember performing at the Queen Kapiolani for handing out free coupons to everybody.
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It'd be like 400 chairs empty and just six people.
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It would be the six people I begged a couple, but you know you still perform.
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Like people don't know that, people think that it just always happens.
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That's not what happened.
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I remember those six people and that's special to me.
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I don't carry big giant billfolds, I don't carry cash, I only carry one credit card.
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This is all I carry.
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Yes, it's heavy.
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Have you ever heard that I'm going to buy a house with it?
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Go ahead.
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It goes in here.
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Prada, what I love the most about Prada, you know, it's something when you look at it.
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Whenever I wear a Prada suit, I always get like, "You know who made that, that's beautiful."
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Every time I wear it, it just looks like a piece and that's what sells the name and they believe in their product.
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I don't think anyone's in here.
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I'm Jo Koy and those are my senses.