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I want to smell like a lumberjack.
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I want to smell like a lumberjack came up and hi GQ.
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I'm Britney Broki and these are my essentials.
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My first essential is loud garlic salt.
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Garlic salt.
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Sometimes you go to a restaurant and you pay $35 for an entree that tastes like air.
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That's when you whip out your McCormix garlic salt and your Tabasco if you like spicy food.
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I like to do a light dusting on top.
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That's how chefs do it, right?
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You can put garlic salt on any vegetable.
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The weirdest thing I've put it on, I kind of, I love a water chestnut.
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You don't like water chestnuts the way that I do.
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On a water chestnut, little hoisin sauce.
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Y'all don't know what I'm doing in my house.
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The next essential is my football panties.
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Me and my best friend Taylor call this sort of undergarment a football panty.
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And I'm sure you can understand why.
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These go under anything.
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This is not shapewear.
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This is not tummy control.
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This is chafe control.
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If there are any big watching this, you know about chafing.
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They're so goddamn stretchy.
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You could really stretch these like one of those workout workout bands.
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I put these under literally anything.
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You have to have a nude and a black pair.
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Crucial for if you're active, you're on the go because I like to wear a lot of dresses and I'm not trying to flash somebody.
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That's the last thing you need is me on Pop Grave doing just a full Gucc reveal.
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I'm not doing that yet.
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So until that point, we're doing football panties.
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My next essential is, would have been really cool if I caught it, medicated chapstick.
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After a long night of eating garlic salt, your lips are going to be dried.
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Little crusty raisins.
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Medicated chapstick.
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It's the best original classic cotton candy.
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If you're a freak, I don't use lip gloss.
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I use medicated chapstick.
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It's a perfect sheen on top of any lip look.
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When you put it on top of lipstick, it leaves this really fun brown rim onto the actual chapstick itself.
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Some of you may be asking, why medicated chapstick?
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Because I like the taste.
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Because I'm weird.
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I'm a weirdo.
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I like how it smells.
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It makes me feel like I'm applying medicine.
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It's not medicine.
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Ultimately, I don't know what's in it.
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Go ahead and just tell me.
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Camphor and Mentholium.
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Menthol.
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It's Vix Vapor Rub.
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I'm going to start putting it on my chest.
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Now, what is camphor?
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I wonder.
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It's not for me to know.
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That's why I say I don't care.
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It feels good and I like to eat it.
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I mean, my next essential is my good luck charm.
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This is a whale shark.
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Where did I get this?
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Funny you should ask.
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I was at Coachella.
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We were at the Hundred Gex show.
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One of the most chaotic things I've ever been a part of.
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A young woman who was high on many a substance came over to me and said, "You met me shark?"
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And I said, "Yeah, I would."
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And she goes, "For you.
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You're going to have a great life."
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And she ran away.
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And I go, "I think that was a fairy."
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I was drunk.
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I think that was actually my guardian angel.
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She put this in my hand and I haven't let go of it since.
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I don't know.
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Good things happen to me when I keep my that thing on me.
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My whale shark.
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Look at it.
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Every time I switch purses, boom, she's in it.
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And she is she her.
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Thank you.
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She doesn't have a name.
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That's the whimsical nature of her.
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You don't name that.
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My next essential, there's no question.
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It's Blueberry Red Bull.
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For anyone who is a taxpaying voting citizen of Broki Nation, you know that every creative endeavor I've ever attempted is fueled by Blueberry Red Bull.
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Do they pay me?
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No.
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This is what it looks like.
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Really natural, you know, of the earth.
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And that's why I like it.
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It makes me feel healthy.
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Makes me feel good.
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The way that it settles into this really dark color is really, really delicious.
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There's nothing like it.
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You want to know the worst pain of my life?
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I had my gallbladder removed and he was like, "No caffeine for 3 weeks."
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3 weeks?
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Just shoot me with a gun.
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Number one, Gorillo's pickle spears.
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Awesome.
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Okay.
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Gorillo's pickle spears.
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God, there's nothing.
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That's like orgasmic.
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That with the little garlic floating on the top.
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I could drink it until there's nothing left.
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Take the pickles out.
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Put some ice cubes in there.
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Have a great night.
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This is so important to me and who I am.
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I'm from Texas.
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I love pickles.
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The dill is, it looks excessive, but it's not.
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Trust me, it's not.
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And I'm going real classy, you know, 1% with this.
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But in reality, I'm, I'm fisting these.
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I'm double.
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It's 2:00 a.m.
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I'm going crazy on this.
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Ultimately, very delicious.
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What I would recommend, Brillow's pickle spear chamoy, another plate mango and chamoy, have diarrhea all night.
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These together I will not be trying but I know that there's something very evil and dark-sided happening in my stomach right now but I have to do it part of who I am.
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What does it taste like together?
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Bad.
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If you can imagine, it tastes bad.
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My next essential item are my Rapto ballet flats.
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This was a purchase that ultimately was way too much money.
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I don't regret it though.
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These, I feel like a French ballerina.
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You can't tell me anything.
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These go with everything.
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I like the little strap.
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They're very stretchy because I got big wide feet.
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I got big flippers, okay, when I'm walking around.
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These fit.
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They're comfortable.
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I'm worn the hell out of them, too.
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Don't show the bottom.
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I went through a really intense period a few months ago where I'm, I'm watching ballet vlogs.
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I'm dressing ballet core.
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I almost signed up for an adult ballet class.
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Got embarrassed.
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Uh, canceled my subscription.
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What kind of a dancer am I?
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Some might call it Caucasian.
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Some might call it abstract.
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Some might call it trying her best but failing.
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I just lied.
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I'm, I'm actually a really great dancer.
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Don't ever ask me for a dance video because I know every Beyonce choreography by heart and I'll never do it for anyone.
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That's for me.
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You have to keep some things for yourself.
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I have a problem.
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I have a problem.
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I got into this phase where I was blind buying.
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Don't blind buy perfume, okay?
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You're going to piss yourself off and it's a waste of money.
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All of these I had sniffed prior to purchasing.
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This one right here is my favorite scent of all time.
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I mean, it's damn near gone.
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I go through probably six bottles of this a year.
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This is me Lou Marie.
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Number two, Leon.
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For all the French people watching, you're welcome.
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I know that was good.
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This is just so good.
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This the notes.
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I think I know it by memory.
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Haninoi, pachuli, cedarwood, cypress.
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That's a lie.
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It's mainly pachuli, haninoi, uh cedarwood, maybe sandalwood.
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There's no sandalwood in this.
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I lied.
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This is also the perfume oil.
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A hack, if you're like, "My perfume doesn't last."
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First of all, moisturize your skin.
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Put lotion on.
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Go in with a perfume oil or a body oil, doesn't have to be scented, then apply your perfume.
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It needs something to hold on to.
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Get into these.
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I love a woody, earthy fragrance.
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Oh, it's so good.
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This is more pachuli, woody.
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This is the fragrance CPA by Zenu.
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Heretic perfumes Scandalwood.
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Yeah.
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Wow.
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It's so good, dude.
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Again.
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Wood.
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It's just wood.
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I want to smell like a lumberjack.
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I want to smell like a lumberjack came up and that's what I want to smell like.
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And I do.
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Spit everywhere.
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By the way, this is my baby.
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This is my, my child.
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And shout out to Michelle V because she really put me on to Pinh Halligans darlings.
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You know what the I'm talking about.
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They also make one called Dandy, which is the craziest fragrance I've ever smelled.
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It smells like, like whiskey a little bit, but it smells like an old gentleman's lounge.
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I wear it at home because when I've worn it out, my friends are like, "What the are you wearing?"
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They don't like it because they don't get it.
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They don't get the vision.
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What makes a great fragrance to me is something that's unique, something that you can't stop thinking about.
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Of course, you layer fragrances.
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These go well together.
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Honestly, all of these would go well together because you have to pair base notes.
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That's a good hack.
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If a lot of them are puli based or musk based or cedar based or whatever, that's a good way to kind of group them together.
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Other than that, I don't know.
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You can experiment and if you smell like a turd in a diaper, then it's not my fault.
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My next essential is accessories, which is kind of a throwaway essential, but they are essential.
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Okay, let's start with the sunglasses.
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These are my all-time favorite.
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These are by Burberry.
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This was my first ever big girl purchase.
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They don't make these anymore.
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How about that?
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And are they all scratched up on the lens?
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Yeah.
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Then can I see out of them?
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No.
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And are they beat to hell?
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Yeah.
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But this to me is a symbol of like, wow, girl, I'm living my dream life.
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These are crap eyewear.
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If y'all want a great quality, adequately priced, long-lasting sunglass, get into crap eyewear.
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These are, these are my little girls.
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These are my pras.
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Yes, I love these sunglasses.
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They go with everything.
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There's something so about when you turn my brother sunglasses.
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I am guilty.
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I am guilty of going inside, being violently, belligerently drunk, wearing sunglasses inside, stumbling.
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I'm stumbling.
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I'm pissing on the floor.
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That was the old me.
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I don't do that anymore.
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But I was wearing one of these when I, when I did it.
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My rings.
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This is my Aggie ring.
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It's a class ring.
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I went to Texas A&M.
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And it's just something of like, wow, I really did that.
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Like, I'm very proud of, of graduating from college.
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It's something that it's like, wow, I, I earned that for myself.
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This ring I got, I was styled for the Gladiator 2 premiere.
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I brought my dad because Gladiator is his favorite movie and I was like, obviously I have to bring Jeff and then I got to wear this ring.
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It's got a little motif of a Roman like emperor and I kind of fidgeted with it all night because I was so nervous about meeting Paul Mezcoll.
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And of course the first question I asked when I walked in here was, did Paul Melecoll sit in this chair?
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But I wore this that night and I was really proud of like, I can't believe this is my life and I hosted the carpet with Josh Horowitz and my dad was there and Paul Mkell and so I asked if I could buy this ring and I bought it.
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This is my cladding up to Parish, Ireland.
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You face it out if you're looking for love and you face it in if you are in love.
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Get into that.
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This is my Prada ring.
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Goes with everything.
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This hand silver, this hand gold.
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There's a system to the that I freak.
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Sunscreen.
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Do you see how white I am?
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I'm not white.
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I'm pink.
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I step out in the sunlight for 30 minutes.
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Red Lobster.
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This is essential for me.
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I like Sunbum.
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Gross.
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I like SunBum.
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I like the way it smells.
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This brand is great because they sent me free product and that's what life is about is about getting free product.
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Capitalism.
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That's what life is really about.
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And so I do like some of them.
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Another thing I do, I keep a spray in my car that's SPF 50 and I put it on my hands and I do one of these and I rub it on my hands so when I drive I don't get grandma hands.
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Okay?
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And I learned that from Khloe Kardashian.
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This is my prized possession.
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Roselia did a collab with Coca-Cola for a flavor called Transformation.
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Okay.
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In collaboration with her album Moto Mommy, of which I have a tattoo.
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I got sent a PR package from Coca-Cola, of which I also have a tattoo.
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This means a lot to me.
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Look, I don't give a Hydrop Peak, Hydro Flask, Hydra, your mama, I don't care.
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As long as it keeps my cold.
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It needs to be able to be left in a hot Texas car in the heat during the summertime.
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And the ice needs to not melt.
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This is good for that.
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And I will say if you're driving, you go over a bump, it'll knock your tooth out.
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Okay, that's just a risk you have to take because I like the ergonomic handle here.
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I'll always have one of these on me.
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Thank you so much for watching.
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And you can watch my show, Royal Court, where I talk to your favorite celebrities in a medieval setting.
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You can also listen to my podcast, The Broki Report, where I talk to myself for an hour.
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And you can also go watch a little YouTube video I made called Britney Broki's 10 essentials in 2020, where I actually did this in the comfort of my bedroom.
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And half of this hasn't changed.
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Except I think in that one it was onion salt.
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Wow.
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How we change and transform.
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Can I keep these?
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They're not returning them.
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They're not taking those back.
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Not after I wear them.