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It's funny because my kids have like favorite colors and me as a 37-year-old man should not have a favorite color, but I really like this color.
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Welcome to Diesel's Merrell's 10 essentials.
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That's right, we're sitting down with GQ to tell you what we need to get through our day.
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So we got five from me and five from D.
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I was told that I could do this in any order that I want, but I am a very serious, structured individual, so I'm doing it chronologically.
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And chronologically, one of my first essentials is a rail of cafe Bustelo, you know what I'm saying?
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This is incredible.
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This, this will power you through the entire day with no food whatsoever.
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I was six years old in Dominican Republic drinking this with a loaf of bread and I would pick 85 mangoes in a minute.
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And people like, you were drinking espresso at six years old?
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I was like, yes, I'm culture.
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And then you need a downer like around lunchtime, this is when this guy comes out, a little Dominican rum, throw a little in your Arnold Palmer with your Reuben sandwich, you know what I mean, and get a little loose, loosey-goosey for the rest of the day, you know what I'm saying?
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It helps me deal with my four children that are constantly attacking me.
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They wake me up by jumping on my genitals before they demand that I turn on all video game systems so they can play Fortnite simultaneously.
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My house sounds like a green girl.
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Do you remember like your first time drinking that?
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My first time drinking Brugal, uh, Dominican rum, uh, was in the Dominican Republic like as a teen, and I was just like, wow, I really want to fight and have sex at the same time and it has that effect to this day.
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I'm a 37-year-old man and I drink that stuff and I want to have vigorous intercourse with my wife and or fight somebody shirtless on the street, you know.
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She, boy, Jesus Knights, here's my first GQ essential.
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If you watch the show, you'll see me pour it in pounds and gallons of Becks every episode, but now that I'm trying to get healthy and I'm at home, it's not cool to be drunk in the middle of the afternoon, especially if you're recording from a closet inside your house.
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So my first essential pressed juice, challenge to the homies, add juice press, the kale, apple, ginger, lemon, pineapple pressed juice.
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It's like 10 dollars, but it's worth it.
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It's like getting a meal and it keeps you healthy and then also because you're drinking pressed juice, you can look your nose down on other people like, oh, you're not trying to get healthy like me.
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I pity you.
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But yeah, I rock with this green juice and listen for flavor, can't go wrong with that, can't go wrong with that.
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It's, it's like licking the butt of kale, so it's good for you.
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Boom, another essential for me, Airpods, and these are the Airpod Pro, you know what I mean, because a regular Airpod, they're not noise canceling and like I said before, my house sounds like guys are strip, you know what I mean, because all my kids are playing Fortnite at the same time, so to cancel out the noise and to perform at optimal quality when we're doing the number one show late night, these Romero, these are super duper duper essential.
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They cancel noise.
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My wife is probably yelling at me right now, I don't even know what she's talking about.
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How dirty is the case?
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Oh, I don't even want to show you, this case is filthy.
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Look at the inside of this, it's so gross.
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I'm like embarrassed, I'm, I'm legit embarrassed right now.
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There's like, there might be earwax in there, you know what I'm saying?
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I just, that's why I did it super fast, but I know you people are trash, you know what I mean, and you're going to do a screen grab of like the exact moment where you can see the most earwax possible and be like, ew, hey, you know what, I'm dirty but I'm on TV, so you all right.
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This is what you got next.
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My second essential, because now we're working from home, uh, shout out to Candace, our makeup lady, we no longer have the honor of having her visit us and make us beautiful before we go into these Zoom cocoons, as I like to call them.
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So my second essential would be, this is Grown Alchemist Detox Serum Antioxidant plus three complex.
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It's a facial oil and I use it for under the eyes and use it for the my T-zones before we record.
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And if you put it on the night before, it makes your skin less oily and you don't get the dry patches and it comes out well when you record on Zoom because you know if you're doing a GQ interview, you want to look like you just woke up.
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So you want to put a little antioxidant in there, get a good shine, look at my skin, so that's why I recommend anti-oxidant facial oil.
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Boom, that's my second essential right there.
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Another essential, listen, when you're a married father of four, a lot of the times you want to do the married man thing of escaping your family via the bathroom, you know what I'm saying?
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And the way you do that is you take a book with you and this is the book that you will read and I am not just saying that because I wrote it, you know what I mean.
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This is a very good book and it's perfect for like whatever time you need to escape on the toilet.
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It could be five minutes, it could be 10 minutes, it could be 50 minutes.
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There is a chapter in this book that aligns with your dump and so buy this right now.
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Also, it's 200 pages long, so there's so many shits in this book.
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Like, you could escape for hours, bro.
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You could like go in the book, you could just go in the bathroom for like a month, read books, read.
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All right, for my third essential, it's very cheap but it's a lifesaver, it's a game changer.
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It's a blackout face mask.
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It covers your eyes when you sleep.
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I didn't realize the importance of this until you're like the pandemic struck and you're going to bed at 7:00 AM even though you got a 9:00 AM Zoom, like, no, you need some sleep.
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This is a game change.
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This is like blackout curtains for your eyes.
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It's like when you go into a hotel and you've got those heavy curtains, it's lights out and you get these anywhere.
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They're usually at the checkout counter at like your local pharmacy.
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You don't even have to go to like sharper image or some weird place to get there.
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Get these, these will change how you sleep, I swear by them.
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I swear these are the M zoos, these ones are really well made, if you look at the padding right here, they look, they look like a bra for your eyes.
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How great is that, you know what I'm saying?
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They're just going to cup your eyes, you, you go to sleep, bro, you're dead to the world, doesn't get better than that.
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After a long day, I like to unwind a little bit, you know what I'm saying, and I like to play video games, you know what I'm saying.
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I enjoy a little video game here and there and lately this has been an essential for me.
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This is a Nintendo Switch Lite.
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It's not as big as the like original Switch, which makes it cool because I could just like throw this in my back pocket and if I'm like sitting in a waiting room at the dentist or some and I don't want to talk to anybody and I'm high, I can just put on sunglasses and a mask and play Super Smash Brothers on this for two hours while I'm in the waiting room and nobody knows.
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OG Link is my guy, you know what I mean, with the little spinning helicopter sword attack thing, that's, that's my dude.
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Also, it has like Wi-Fi and uh, I'm not sure if I can watch porn on it yet, but I'll find out.
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All right, so my fourth GQ essential, this is a five blade razor, you can shave your head with it and some of y'all like, Jesus, you wear hats all the time, look at this, see this, see this, no more barbershop, baby.
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You get this, I got this from Amazon.
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Look at the numbers, you see the numbers on it, 99.
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You can give yourself a haircut every day for like 10, it takes like 10 minutes, you can shave your head completely bored is a pandemic.
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You're not going back to a barber shop unless you're really trying to get the rona because you know what it is, you get a haircut, you, you super sexy for 48 hours and then your powers start leveling off, the hair starts coming back in different areas, it's not fully grown, uh, if you were going bald, you might get that kind of weird clown thing where you have hair in the back but it's looking like a honey bun in the front.
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So with this, turn it on, whisk with Swiss, little circles, it's like you just left the barbershop.
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You go on Amazon and get one.
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You would think these are super expensive, this was like 25.
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Get one of these USB chargeable, listen, it is a game changer, you're gonna be super sexy and as we all know, towards the end of our lives, we all end up bored like Michael Jordan, get on the ball now.
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All right, Jesus recommends this one, I saved the best for last.
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This is actually like a combo item because there's five items in this item, special pieces of my heart.
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It is my family, let's get a close-up in there, you know what I'm saying?
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Look at this drip.
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That's my Christmas card.
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Who on earth has a Christmas card this drippy?
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I do not know.
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I do not care.
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There's no comparison, you know I'm saying, so shout out to me first and foremost for having the drip.
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Shout out to my wife Heather, supermom, super wife, super everything, my lovely daughter Azalea, my eldest son Adrian who is a genius, my middle son Avery who is the next Rajon Rondo and Omari who maybe, you know, the NFL because he really likes football, you know what I'm saying, he really likes to knock it down.
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Again, these are my children but they also are investments and I want good ROI and also like the reason why these guys are so essential to me is that they keep me humble, so shout out to them because without them, I would not be as motivated to do everything that I do.
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My fifth and most essential, essential, essential thing I need right now.
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If y'all have, if y'all working out in the quarantine and you know I'm saying, y'all might want a foam roller, y'all might want to stretch, no, listen, I've worked hard and I watch out to live vicariously through Diesel's, so my fifth final thing, boom, bang, bang, you see it right here, it is the Theragun.
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This is the game changer.
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If you work out, you want to take this bad boy and put it to your muscles if you got Charlie horses, you got kinks in your back, you turn on this bad boy, it feels like like kindergartners are punching you in your kidneys.
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It's one of the most amazing feelings ever.
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This will have you doing activities you have no business doing, trust me.
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The first time you use it, it's going to pay for itself.
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So Teragun, thank you, you, you're keeping me limp out here and how much is it again?
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I want to say it's like between four and six hundred dollars but I mean, you could write it off, I guess, or shoplift it, it's up to you, get it how you get it.
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All right, this is the pandemic, get it sent to your neighbor and then swipe it from the package, rule, don't never know.
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Thank you for watching, those were our essentials, yo, we out here.
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Thank you to GQ.
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I'll see you on the flip side, y'all.