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You're not going to tell me how to do me accent.
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It means you have a giant dong.
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Black mamba.
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The black mamba.
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Oh, puff at her.
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Well, oh god.
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I do want to start by saying whatever happens in this game, I love and respect you and I will always strongly agree that you are the best.
0:35
Feelings m over the top hat.
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All right.
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American food is better than British food.
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I think this I'm going to go I'm go right here.
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But I'm not going to strongly agree.
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And I'll tell you why.
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Tell me why.
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Because actually chocolate and candy counts as food.
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And I think the Brits got us on that.
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Ooh.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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Chocolate way better.
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Way better.
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Maybe it's because you have a British passport in your pocket.
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I happen to know.
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Yeah.
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Really?
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You straddle the line.
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That's just it, man.
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I roll out of bed and give me a Yorkshire pudding to go.
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That's how I roll.
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Jack, any British food that you do like?
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Uh, I do love a shepherd's pie.
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And you do you do make better fish and chips than we do in the States.
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I'll give you that.
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I'll give you that.
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I'm I'm bringing it down to And by the way, bread and butter are pretty sweet here, too.
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Yeah, I did notice that.
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My toast my buttered toast was pretty scrummedious.
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And they serve it to you in like a record rack.
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Okay, I'm going to just a regular agree.
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Water's good here.
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Water is really good here.
1:45
Kung Fu Panda could kick Ant-Man's.
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I have I I contractually have to agree.
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Jeffrey Kenberg might be furious if you don't answer this.
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But I mean, at the end of the day, we know that Ant-Man could go right up the pandas.
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Yeah.
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If it just shrink down to size, there's no way.
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There's no way you're getting better.
2:09
You're talking about some kung fu.
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I don't think Po wins that battle cuz also you can grow to the size of like a giant.
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I can go in your grow the size of a giant.
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Kung fu panda would be on the walls.
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I think it's famous that you like Thanos wouldn't stand a chance to your rectal exam.
2:27
Well, this was the big thing that was going around the It was It was one of the great memes of our times.
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I wouldn't do it to I wouldn't touch Kung Fu Panda though cuz it's too beloved.
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I know.
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I'm not going to do that to Po.
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No, don't do that to Po's.
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I'm leaving Po's cuddly ass just as it is.
2:45
Drinking from the carton is totally acceptable.
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And I'll tell you why.
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Okay, obviously if you're like lipping it, but if you chug a lug, you know what I mean?
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If you got the carton and it never touches your lips, it maybe it's not totally acceptable, but it's not bad.
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Also, you know, when we were in school, they'd give you the little ones.
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And to get the little ones, you really didn't have many other options.
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They just give it to you.
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And if it's a oneshot deal, it sounds like you're coming over to my side of thinking.
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Sold me on this, Jack.
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If you have the chugalug technique.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Chug.
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Check this out.
3:19
Check this out.
3:19
Check this out.
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You do it from up high.
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Careful now.
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I got it.
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Careful now.
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I got it.
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Oh god, it's easy.
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This is not going to end well.
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Oh god.
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You didn't see it coming.
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Not hard.
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Uh, clean up on aisle three.
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Is there drinking?
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Is that part of this game?
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No, it's just a thing.
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It could just be like a stone.
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Yeah.
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When do you drink?
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Yeah.
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Well, what they don't It's not a drinking game, but they also don't know that this is straight vodka.
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I can do a better British accent than the person opposite.
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Oh, I don't know.
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You do a pretty good one.
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I I've heard you're British and I've heard you're Scottish, too.
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Well, that's the problem.
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Whenever I do my British, usually some Scottish gets snuck in there.
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All right.
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You're not going to tell me how to do the accent.
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I think And also, when we BOTH But when we both played Beatles, I was very jealous of your of your Liverpool.
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It was like, "Oh god, he's so much better than me."
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No.
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And that's why I disagreed.
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I went Scottish because you went funnier.
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You went great.
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And by the way, you're Scottish.
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It's absolutely great.
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Well, his name is That's great.
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It is McCartney.
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So that sounds like a Scottish name.
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I never I McCartney.
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Paul McCartney.
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You got to finish that bowl of hagas.
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Hey.
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O, give us a weasel fire.
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You're telling me you got a suitcase full of money and you don't want it?
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I can name more species of snake than the person opposite me.
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Ooh, I strongly disagree.
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Only because I know your brain.
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You You have like an encyclopedic knowledge on many subjects.
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I bet you could rattle off a hundred snake names.
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Little rattle right there.
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I mean, that's uh rattle.
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Rattlesnake.
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Told you.
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Well, let's test this.
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Let's test it out.
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Let's test this.
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How about you go like hot potato it?
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So, one each and the first one to fail loses.
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All right.
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Python.
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Cobra.
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Anaconda.
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Well, you say boa constrictor, but that's also kind of like a python, right?
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We'll get it.
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We'll get it.
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No problem.
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Garden snake.
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Oh, I was going to do it.
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Coral snake.
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Tiger snake.
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Is that a snake?
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Tiger snake.
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Hey, it sounds good.
5:51
You're You're thinking of trouser snake.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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I got it.
5:52
I got I got it.
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I got it.
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Black mamba.
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The black mamba.
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Oh, puff at her.
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Asp, YOU WIN.
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YOU WIN.
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I knew you would win.
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Sequels are never better than the original movie.
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Sequels are never better than the original movie.
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Yeah.
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And I think we're probably thinking there's two famous sequels that are better than the original in my opinion.
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First one, Empire Strikes Back.
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You weren't gonna say Empire Strikes Back.
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That is better.
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That is better.
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I mean, I wonder I am your father, Luke.
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I actually wonder if Godfather 2 Yeah.
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might even be Godfather one is Godfather is great is incredible.
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Godfather 2 is Has there ever been a part three that was better than the first two?
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Oo, that's a great that's a great I I will say this though.
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Uh when you come for like trilogies, I'd say that Toy Story is maybe the great greatest trilogy in then they up and made a part four.
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But part three was fantastic.
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Waterworks, dude.
6:57
When they're holding hands right before they go into the furnace.
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Oh my god.
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Forget y'all reach out.
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I made audible cry noise.
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I could land a plane in an emergency situation.
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If you're going to give me clear directions on what to do, I can do it.
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Yeah.
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Especially if all the chips are on the table and it's all the lives are on the line.
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Just tell me what to do.
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Yeah.
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One inch down.
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Done.
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Push which button.
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You got it.
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I think I could do it.
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I think so, too.
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I think that I think they're they make them now so that they're pretty much pilot proof.
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Yeah.
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Where's the button?
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The autopilot button.
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Yeah.
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I saw airplane auto.
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Uh yeah.
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And once you're kind of talking to the control tower, they're going to they're going to walk you through it.
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Plus, I'm really good at video games.
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I think I can eyeball it.
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Yeah, my hand eye coordination is off the charts.
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I think you could, too.
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Landing.
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All you got to know is this.
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Slow it down.
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Slow it down.
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And then you got to be be able to engage the wheels and turn on the flaps.
8:00
Yeah, that's how you do it.
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Flaps.
8:09
Believing in star signs is a big ick.
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Oh, the problem is my wife sometimes enjoys it, so I don't want to say it's an ick, but I do think it's dumb.
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Probably kind of.
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What's your sign is one of the dumbest questions though.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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But I do sometimes use it.
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Yeah.
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It's like And it is kind of fun to read like something and think like that's so me.
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Yeah.
8:35
What is What is your sign?
8:35
I'm a Virgo and we are known to be sort of like wanting everything in its right place and I that does describe me.
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Oh, okay.
8:45
So, maybe maybe there's something to it.
8:47
What's your sign?
8:49
Ick.
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Aries.
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Yeah.
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So, you're like airy.
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Uh, it means you have a giant dong.
8:59
Wait a second.
8:59
Okay.
9:05
The world is overdue.
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A school of rock sequel.
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I got to be higher than you.
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I have always said I wanted to do another one.
9:16
Really?
9:16
Well, but it would have to be with the original filmmakers.
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Mike White and Richard Linklater would have to be on board.
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What about the original kids?
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And the original kids are all they would be teachers at my school now.
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They're all like 30.
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But man, that was so fun.
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That would be an amazing one to revisit.
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It is a monumental film.
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It is enjoyed and beloved by every generation.
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I think it's one of the great all-time greatest.
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It might have to be a different genre though, like school of pula Mexican music.
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So you might mix Bernie and school of rock together or no lie.
9:49
And what was the the pa pa king?
9:54
Pa king.
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If you haven't seen I was in a little m movie called the pa king.
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Some good pa jams in there.
10:00
Guys, that was fantastic.
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Thank you very much.
10:03
We had You did it.
10:07
Thank you very much.
10:08
That was fun.
10:08
Thank you.
10:09
Do you ever see the napkins?
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On the table.
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Sorry.
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There you go.
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Save that.
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I have my um prosthetic testicles and they are extremely lifelike.
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I should travel with them for moments like this.
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I would love to see you go I have been known to bring them out occasionally for a dinner party.
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Excellent.
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I love it.