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0:00
Yeah, but I'm kind of like, I share the same bottle, share the same beer, and I'm I'm kind of fine with that if I have like a, like we're just strangers.
0:10
I just had a tea, made a tea with the guy, made me make a tea, a dry.
0:10
God, how do you say in UK British?
0:10
That is disgusting.
0:10
How dare you share a drink with some stranger?
0:10
I do as a prank.
0:10
So when I'm sick, I'm going to get everybody sick 'cause point from me.
0:10
I would rather fight one horse-sized duck than a 100 duck-sized horses.
0:10
What?
0:10
I'd rather fight.
0:10
I don't want to fight either one.
0:10
I'd rather fight the little horses 'cause maybe I can get like a BB gun and just versus one big one that's just chasing me.
0:10
So if you kill a 100 horses, you have to eat those.
0:10
You're going to let 100 horses die.
0:10
I'm going to take out one and it's big and I'm going to feed a village because there's if we have to kill it, judging me.
0:10
Do you like to eat horse?
0:10
Do you like to eat horse?
0:10
'Cause I'll eat duck.
1:12
Duck's amazing.
1:12
I'm taking it in Chinese.
1:14
I've seen you wrap your lips around some duck.
1:15
I've seen you wrap your lips around.
1:17
Yeah, exactly.
1:17
Water chicken tastes good.
1:19
Horse don't taste good.
1:21
Question.
1:21
Next question.
1:21
I won that one.
1:23
See, I told you you're competitive.
1:25
Come on.
1:25
Just asking a question and you're making it a competition.
1:33
I'm just acting.
1:33
This why you get paid the big bucks.
1:33
Crazy self.
1:33
Milk is a completely acceptable drink for adults.
1:33
Yeah.
1:33
No, for adults.
1:33
Babies, yes.
1:33
Babies need milk.
1:33
I was just wondering how.
1:33
Yeah, yeah.
1:33
But adults, we should not be drinking milk.
1:33
It's just not good for us.
1:53
No, I don't think so either.
1:55
No.
1:55
Now, if it's in a food, yes.
1:56
Cake, you know, cookie, yes.
2:00
But not just straight up milk.
2:02
How would you react if you were on a date with someone and they were like, "Yeah, get me a pint of milk?"
2:03
That's weird.
2:03
I'll be, I would be a little judgmental.
2:09
Yeah.
2:09
I'd be, I'd be like, "You're definitely a serial killer."
2:13
You know what I mean?
2:13
It's serial killers, they like kill someone and then they have a glass of milk.
2:15
Yeah.
2:15
And then they have that weird...
2:16
That's would be the choice I would have.
2:17
Exactly.
2:17
You have a big stash afterwards like that's delicious covered in blood and drinking milk.
2:23
That would be the choice.
2:23
Yeah.
2:25
Making your bed every day is pointless.
2:32
We're bad people, we don't make up our beds.
2:36
Yeah.
2:36
It's a waste of time.
2:44
I heard, if this is true or not, that when you 'cause you have bed bugs and if you have a hot bed and you put the covers back on, it's more likely that'll be in there.
2:50
So they trust her and they know that there is...
2:55
That is not true.
2:55
It's not true.
2:55
Okay.
2:59
Whatever you say.
2:59
All right.
3:02
Leaving a party without saying goodbye should be normalized.
3:06
That up where I go.
3:06
Yeah.
3:06
It should be normalized.
3:08
Like you should be able to leave a party and just leave when you want to.
3:12
Oh, you think people should say bye?
3:14
Yeah.
3:14
I don't.
3:14
I'm like in my mouth.
3:18
Oh, I hate that.
3:18
What do you call it?
3:20
Um, Irish.
3:20
Irish goodbye.
3:20
You hate Irish goodbye?
3:22
I hate it.
3:25
I don't need to make it a big deal.
3:25
Just give me, I haven't seen you in a long time.
3:27
When's the next time I see you?
3:28
What happens if I get an accident and I die?
3:30
Then I don't see you again.
3:30
You did an Irish goodbye.
3:32
That'd be pretty...
3:32
I feel like I should go under the table, right?
3:36
I know.
3:36
But I'm like you would...
3:36
I just go like this.
3:37
Hey, all right.
3:37
Love you.
3:39
I'll see you next time.
3:39
Or like good luck with something.
3:40
I don't need to make it a big deal.
3:41
I feel like you do that to every person because you're afraid they might die.
3:45
You'll never get home.
3:47
You'll be there two, three hours trying to say goodbye.
3:49
Even if I go on this, I'm like, "Guys, I'm out.
3:51
I got to go and I'm out."
3:52
But I say bye.
3:52
But see, you're 6'4.
3:55
You can do that, guys.
3:55
I'm out.
3:58
I'm out.
3:58
You got a wonderful voice.
4:01
You can sing it.
4:01
And be like, "Oh my god, she's singing."
4:03
Oh my god, Daniel.
4:04
Wait, I have to tell you one more thing.
4:06
Damn.
4:06
Here's the thing.
4:06
It's female and male.
4:09
So, it's like I don't know.
4:09
And she...
4:10
So, it's agree to agree to disagree.
4:15
But I think you should and and it's just polite manners to say goodbye.
4:18
But I was raised with manners.
4:20
I'm from the south, so I'm really raised with manners, sir.
4:24
Hawaiian, so we really got manners.
4:24
Old man, sir.
4:29
I'll take the point.
4:29
Thank you.
4:29
Um, back to...
4:31
How you going to move my cup?
4:31
I know you ready to go.
4:34
Tattoo artists should be allowed to refuse bad ideas.
4:40
Agree.
4:40
Strongly agree.
4:40
We're on the same team on this.
4:43
They're artists.
4:43
It's like, it's like someone tell you to do something that you don't want to act and tell you, you know.
4:48
I agree.
4:48
We're not puppets.
4:50
No.
4:50
No.
4:50
Yeah.
4:50
Agree.
4:50
Do you have any tattoos that you regret?
4:53
I have several.
4:58
I have a queen.
4:58
So, I have Q U E E N like all like the...
5:01
It's like a connected dot on my body.
5:03
And the E does not look like an E.
5:12
It just looks like a blob.
5:12
Can you get it fixed?
5:12
Yeah, I'm going to have to.
5:12
Or just put makeup on it.
5:12
It's so tiny.
5:12
That's the one I regret.
5:12
I don't have any ones I regret.
5:12
Oh, good.
5:12
Yeah.
5:12
Yeah.
5:12
I have some I need fixed and that need fixing.
5:23
Let's just say you should never ever go on a long flight wearing jeans.
5:28
No, you should not.
5:31
Strongly agree.
5:31
You should not get on a plane with no jeans.
5:34
Jeggings, yes.
5:38
Jeans, no.
5:38
I...
5:38
Yeah, I'll say what I wear jeans, but I always bring I always bring something on the plane with me.
5:44
Okay.
5:46
So, I change into, I change back.
5:46
But why don't you just wear what you have?
5:51
'Cause if I want to wear board shorts, you know, be comfortable.
5:51
Like it's a long flight, I'll put shorts on.
5:52
I don't want...
5:54
Then why don't you wear just shorts to begin with?
5:55
Well, if I get on a plane, it's below zero.
5:57
Would I go outside in shorts?
5:59
But I wouldn't wear jeans either.
6:01
I wear...
6:01
What else am I going to wear?
6:02
You're going to wear sweatpants.
6:05
I'm a grown ass man.
6:10
Jason, one more point.
6:12
You should never double dip in the communal sauce.
6:14
Ooh.
6:14
Oh, I agree you shouldn't, but I'm not going to say I don't do it.
6:22
Yeah, you got...
6:22
What do you live by?
6:25
I do it sometimes.
6:25
What do you live by?
6:26
But I agree you shouldn't.
6:28
I don't want nobody to do it.
6:30
Like if I'm sharing fries with you, don't be double dipping.
6:32
But I might double dip.
6:35
Yeah, but I'm kind of like I share the same bottle, share the same beer, and I'm I'm kind of fine with that if I have like a like we just stranger.
6:41
I just had a tea, made a tea with the guy, made me make a tea, a dry.
6:46
Oh my god.
6:46
How do you say in UK British?
6:49
That is disgusting.
6:53
How dare you share a drink with some stranger?
6:55
You know you do it.
6:58
No, I do not.
6:58
UK double dipper.
6:58
But you be lying about your double dipper.
7:01
No, I do not.
7:03
I told you the truth.
7:03
Do you double dip?
7:05
I told the truth.
7:05
Yes.
7:05
That means you need to be over here 'cause you...
7:12
I said you should not do it.
7:12
So I agree.
7:12
What?
7:12
Not.
7:12
You should not do it.
7:12
But do I do it?
7:12
That's on you.
7:12
You choose to do that.
7:12
Now I am choosing to agree.
7:12
You know what?
7:12
What?
7:12
Chicken butt.
7:12
You're wrong.
7:12
Thank you for my points.
7:25
Put it on the board.
7:30
Put it on the board.
7:28
I do as a prank.
7:28
So when I'm sick, I'm going to get everybody sick 'cause point for me.
7:36
That is not a point.
7:36
Getting people sick is take them all down, bro.
7:36
Jason, that is not the way.
7:36
Let's go to a party.
7:36
Where's your mother?
7:36
Mother, mama, ma, come get your son.
7:36
People who stand up as soon as the plane lands need to relax.
7:36
Yeah, strongly agree.
7:36
Even though I do it sometimes.
7:36
That's tough.
7:36
I'm like, I agree, but I want to get up a plane.
7:59
Like those rusher people.
7:59
I'm also 6'5, 6'4 and it, I, I need to get up.
8:02
Yeah, you need to get up.
8:05
I got to get moving.
8:07
Yeah.
8:07
The best time to grocery shop is late at night.
8:09
Oh, no.
8:09
No.
8:09
Disagree.
8:09
I'm early in the morning.
8:14
First one up first.
8:15
I'm there when it opens.
8:15
Look at us.
8:18
Are you a morning person?
8:18
I am.
8:21
Boom.
8:21
I'll give it to him.
8:21
I'll give it to up in the morning.
8:22
Yep.
8:22
First thing I do.
8:26
Paparazzi is always up at night.
8:26
If you get up in the early, those kids are lazy as you get up in the morning, you can do all kinds of stuff.
8:32
People are mother.
8:34
And then when people go like this, "Oh my god, can I get a picture?"
8:35
I'm like, "I haven't had coffee."
8:37
I get the out my face.
8:40
I'm like, "Hell no."
8:40
It's morning.
8:40
Why would I do that?
8:42
At night, they're like, "Yeah, bro."
8:44
Yeah, they're pumped.
8:44
No, they're pumped.
8:46
I'm like, "No."
8:46
Yeah, I agree.
8:48
Morning.
8:48
I told the people at my neighborhood that work at my local grocery, I told them, "Get used to it."
8:54
I'm going to be here.
8:54
So, just normalize it.
8:56
You'll see me looking crazy.
8:56
It is what it is.
8:59
So, I have no issues.
8:59
That's the one thing I hate the most.
9:01
I think that's the one thing with with celebrities is like when you can't go to your grocery store and go grocery shopping, you're like, "Please don't ruin this moment.
9:08
I love grocery shopping.
9:10
I just want to get...
9:10
I'm like, "Just let me."
9:12
I'm talking stealing, stealing vegetables and eating more than you be eating a great...
9:17
I'll be eating the radishes.
9:18
Oh, lord.
9:18
Going to get busted.
9:20
Kind of still worried if I'm going to get busted.
9:21
Yeah.
9:21
I love, I'm a grocery shopper.
9:24
Like I get joy out of I eat while I'm going through that thing.
9:27
My grandma used to do that and I'll put the wrapper in there and if they don't pick that up, you know.
9:31
Oh, Jason.
9:31
I don't know.
9:34
You be opening products.
9:34
Yeah.
9:34
Oh my gosh.
9:40
All the time.
9:40
Yeah, I say the next jewel.
9:43
Until the next one, which is right now.
9:50
Damn it.
9:50
Woo.
9:50
Damn it.
9:50
He let me win.
9:54
Yeah.
9:54
No, I didn't.
9:54
Yeah, he did.
9:54
He let me win.
9:56
I think your problem is you'd be like, "I need to rescue these zombies."
10:01
Like, "I need to actually, they need help."
10:03
And I think like if we just like listen to, she would become a zombie.
10:08
I feel like I would try to like reason with them, try and sit them down, talk about their mental health issues.
10:12
And this is where it gets me 'cause I would get killed trying.