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Hello, I'm John Mulaney.
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Oh, hello, I'm Nick Kroll, and we're doing a Wired autocomplete.
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What is it?
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See house.
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Yeah, I knew.
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I just want you to autocomplete the answer.
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There's autofill.
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Autofill is when Phil, oh when we would automatically feed, feed Phil.
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Yeah, who's gonna feed Phil?
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Who's gonna feed Phil, guys?
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Netflix across programming.
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First one is, is Nick Kroll single?
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Nick Kroll is singularly focused on doing a great job in this viral video.
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Are you single?
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I am alone.
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Is Nick Kroll, is Nick Kroll rich?
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Not only am I independently rich from all the money I've made doing comedy, but I come from a wealthy family.
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The next step is, is Nick Kroll German?
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Well, it's possible a number of generations ago I was German, but I think it's fair to say that I'm no longer German.
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Is Nick Kroll Canadian?
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I am not Canadian, but I love to say the word 'pasta'.
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Here you go, John Mulaney.
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All right, did John Mulaney kill Princess Di?
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Oh no, that was so long ago.
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Who knows what happened in that dark tunnel on that Paris evening?
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She was England's rose.
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Did John Mulaney win an Emmy?
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No, I won two Emmys.
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That's right.
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However, the first Emmy I received was a trick.
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Seth Meyers and I called the song that we wrote for Justin Timberlake's monologue 'Justin Timberlake's Song' just as a shorthand, so when the Emmy voters were voting for it, they thought that it was 'Dick in a Box' or 'Motherlover', so we actually got their votes and we were fine with it.
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We took the award.
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Okay, did John Mulaney go to college?
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I did go to college.
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I went to college with Nick Kroll.
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Oh my God, yes.
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What did John Mulaney study?
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Oh, I was an English major with a theology minor.
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Mm-hmm.
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Where did John Mulaney get married?
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Oh, I got married in the Catskill Mountains of New York State.
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Yes, because John has always wanted to be a Jew.
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Alright, it's time for a little more Nick knowledge.
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Where did Nick Kroll grow up?
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Uh, I grew up right in my own pants right now.
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You know what I'm saying?
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This got, am I right?
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Makes me horny as a kid.
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What did Nick Kroll's parents do?
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Isn't that's exactly how you want to be remembered now?
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All of your personal accomplishments to still be diminished to what your parents did and do?
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Well, now you know how Blanket Jackson feels.
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To party, uh, Nick, where did Nick Kroll go to college?
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I went to Georgetown University.
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Ah, with a very smart, funny young man named Mike Birbiglia.
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Did Nick Kroll audition for SNL?
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Yes, I auditioned the same year that John Mulaney auditioned, August 7th, 2008, with also the same year as Jordan Peele.
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Yes, also Ellie Kemper.
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Also Eddie Murphy departs.
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How did Nick Kroll become, how did Nick Kroll become famous?
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I was dating this, Nick Kroll became, I was, I was dating this woman Lorena Bobbitt.
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I'm taking a nap, she walks in with a knife.
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Next thing you know, it's a cooler.
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Meanwhile, I was the Cutco salesman that gave her the darn thing, so now I'm feeling terrible about it.
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Bottom line is, get sewn back on.
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I call up my Franken-dick.
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Can't believe that works.
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Okay, next peel.
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Where did Nick Kroll's zip come from?
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Where did Nick Kroll's zip come from?
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Nope, there's no right way to say that.
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What does that mean?
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Well, answer it however you think it means.
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My zip, I think came from being a little guy, you know what I mean?
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So you got to develop a little bit of a zip.
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I was a point guard on a basketball team.
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Just went back to my elementary school the other day.
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So that there was padding on the walls, and it is because many years ago I ran to block a layup and ran headfirst into a wall, and they put up padding after that concussion.
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Yeah, here we go.
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Where was John Mulaney born?
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Chicago.
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Boring question.
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What year was John Mulaney born?
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1982.
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Boring question, but can I ask you a question?
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Absolutely.
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What year were you born?
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You know what's interesting, was John Mulaney in a frat?
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No, there were no frats at Georgetown University, and I don't see myself joining one if there were.
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I don't think you would have been good in a frat.
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Absolutely, yeah.
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Any group of men together I always thought was hilarious.
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Yeah, and men who look up to their fathers too much are ridiculous.
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I'm just so proud of my dad.
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If you're an adult male who sees no flaws in his father, you're an insane person.
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Yeah.
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Why was John Mulaney on SNL?
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Why was I on SNL?
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Why were you on SNL exactly?
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Well, one defense would be that I wasn't, but since you know you're turning the screws, I was asked to be on Update.
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I was never on the show, really.
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I left and then they asked me to host the show.
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I'd say for me, top three SNL hosts of all time.
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Yep, Nancy Kerrigan.
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Okay, it's just Nancy Kerrigan.
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I think she's all your top three.
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Yeah, okay, you know what, no, just Nancy Kerrigan.