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All right, so I'm on tour right now, and the first thing that I think about whenever I'm on tour, let's start with what's really essential, perhaps a hug or a compliment from your father, deep and meaningful relationship and friendships, and a larger sense of self and purpose in this weird thing called life.
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But for the sake of this, one of my travel essentials, hey GQ, I'm Hasan Minhaj and these are my essentials.
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This is a travel kit by Freegrace.
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I've watched a lot of these things.
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The algorithm has had a disproportionate impact on the things that I buy and I follow sports Instagram pages and I always see NBA players with the Louis Vuitton or like the Prada Dopp kit and I bought a cheap one from Fossil years ago when I put stuff in it, everything just sloshed around and I realized you need separators.
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On my wedding day, I walked into Bina's room where she was getting ready and her cousin pulled out one of these and I saw all her makeup, all her supplies and I was like, why don't guys have this?
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So this is it.
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You get separation of church and state, you have dividers.
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What's really great about this, this is all Velcro.
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We can do this in thirds or we can just make this a solo pocket.
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You don't seem as impressed by this design.
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Do you understand how impressive this is?
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This is the dob kit problem.
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You reach in, "Oh, there's a razor blade."
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Like, you don't know what you're grabbing.
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You can hang it on a wall or when you get to a hotel, you close the bathroom door and boom, you hang it up.
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Again, I'm a man of the people.
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A lot of people here, Nick Jonas will be here and he'll be like, "Oh, it's my Patek Philippe."
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No, no, no, no, this is a bar of soap that I'm still using.
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It's been on three road trips, okay, just Irish Spring.
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And then when you're done, zip everything up.
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We're out.
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This is an important conversation we need to have.
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Let's talk about body hair.
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A lot of men with melanin, we have dark body hair, so it's important when you get to your hotel room, I bring a beard trimmer and also a body trimmer.
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This is the beard trimmer, the Philips Norelco beard trimmer, you can adjust the height of your beard, it's really clutch.
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What you see right here on me right now is a 1.5 or a 2, and this is the Manscaped and I just like to keep it super tight, you know what I mean?
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Now you may be asking, why don't you do both trimmings at home?
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I am married and I have my wife and we share a bathroom.
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I like to treat hotel bathrooms the same way the United States treats its foreign policy.
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I'ma get up in there, I'ma make a mess, and then I'm gonna walk out and act like it was never my fault.
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This is La Quinta Inn's problem.
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Everybody has asked me, what do you put in your hair?
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At Patriot Act, I used to say coconut oil and prayer.
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This is what I actually put in my hair.
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I'll start with a grooming tonic like this.
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I don't know if I'm pronouncing this correctly, this is the Ruselle, it kind of has the like that thick coconut oil type feel.
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I'll let that sit for a little bit, I'll blow dry it and then I'll put a little bit of Baxter's Clay Pomade in there.
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I'm damn near empty and I'm just waiting for another makeup department to come in and make it happen.
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I have very thick, coarse black hair, so I use something like this.
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I think this is a horse brush, I don't know what but it's very coarse, but it lets me keep the cowlicks down and we're good.
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And once again, this is not mine.
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This was part of the makeup department.
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Oh, look at that catch.
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This is one of my favorite brands right now in terms of shirts.
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I was actually wearing these on stage this past weekend, so if I'm doing like eight shows in a weekend, what I'll do is I'll just keep a bunch backstage and then I'll just rotate through them.
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The worst thing is if you ever watch like videos of comedians in the 90s, they'll have two things, they'll have a towel and sometimes they'll take the towel that's like wipe sweat and I was like, I cannot, I cannot go full Cedric the Entertainer.
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So what I've been trying to do is find a shirt that gives you buttons that makes it feel like it's a dressed up event because there's a lot of guys that are either wearing hoodies or T-shirts on stage and for a theater audience to come in, it's like, what are we doing here?
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Let's make this feel like this is a professional setting.
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It's a camp collar shirt by Saturday's New York City.
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They have these shirts and I just bought them in multiple different colors.
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It's really cool, it has this like little like lining on the inside that feels like it's like a technical material, but the material is really great, it's not cotton.
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If I sweat in it, it doesn't get that like back circle, so when I turn this way from the audience, where I turn this way, they just see this like, you know, to be Y equals X squared.
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Yeah, you don't want that.
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This is where everything starts.
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This is the journal of all the material and everything that I'm working on.
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Yeah, I'm pretty nerdy with it.
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I'll mark it up, workshop and material, stories, bits, things that I like and then piece by piece as the act starts to come together.
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I'm talking to the director of my show and we're working on The King's Jester, we'll just start marking up each act like, all right, we need to punch this up, we should move this section here.
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And then what I like to do is go into Google Docs and then I'll just write out the entire show and this is the entire show, 49 pages all the way from Act One to the end of the show.
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And then every night I'm just trying to improve different sections.
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I'll start highlighting it.
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And if you're wondering, Hasan, are you using your printer at home?
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Absolutely not.
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I will go into the hotel, I'll say, where's the business center and can I print in color?
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And sometimes they'll be like, email us the PDF and as soon as this PDF hits their inbox, I'm like, you said it was okay.
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Because the look of vitriol they have in their eyes that they have to print out a 49-page document in color, oh, they want to kill me.
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All my friends clown me for this, I spill food on myself all the time.
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I don't have one, I have two Type-Ins, okay?
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How to look like an adult even though you might not be one.
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Let's talk about the pen war.
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Fans of The Daily Show, you know that Jon Stewart for years rocked with the classic blue Bic.
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I'm gonna be honest with you, the flow of the blue Bic, not a fan.
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When you pull it out dead stock, yeah, it's great, but like a relationship that's fizzling out, you pick it up day two, day three, day four, it's not bringing it the way it used to, which is why the Uni-ball Vision Elite, this pen is amazing.
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What's great about it is when you put it on the paper, you don't have to push really hard, it's got a great flow, it's thick enough to write quickly, it's thin enough to still not bleed and blotch.
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I will steal a pen from a hotel.
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This is from The Oyster Point Hotel from Red Bank, New Jersey.
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I stole it this weekend.
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I was at the front desk, I said, "Hey, can I borrow a pen?"
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I didn't borrow it, I took it.
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The reason why I like writing is because it does lock in an idea.
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The reason why I like blue specifically is you want separation in color between black text and then blue, it lets you mark up and move stuff.
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And then if I'm just doing tags or if I'm doing additional ideas that I want to add to reading, I'll go with black.
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And then when bits work, I use these specific Sharpies, Sharpie highlighters.
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I've noticed that sometimes Sharpies trying to get fancy with it, they'll do a dark blue highlighter, a dark orange and then when you highlight it, it's, it's so dark, you can't even read it.
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Just give us what's most effective, just go yellow.
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So I was wearing a Timex for years and years and then I jumped into the pool, the Todd Snyder Timex collab Timex that I got for free broke.
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A couple friends cornered me and they said, "You're 35 years old, you have to stop doing this, you need to get a watch."
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It's funny enough, I was in Bendy Jewelers and anyone here who's from the Desi community knows you would go as a child to Bendy Jewelers either in the greater Artesia area or in the Bay Area and you would go in and you would sit in the back and you would slowly cry as your mom straight up walks into Bendy Jewelers and and buys gold.
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It straight up looks like Indiana Jones Temple of Doom, the opening sequence of Aladdin, like it's they see moms going to buy jewelry for weddings and or other events so they can flex on other aunties and you would just sit there as a kid.
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One day I came of age, I walked into Bendy Jewelers and as soon as I walked in, they said, "Where's your mom?"
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And I said, "Don't worry about it, Simba has come back to Pride Rock to buy his own piece."
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I bought this Omega Speedmaster.
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I always was a fan Omega specifically from the first James Bond movie that I watched with my dad, which was the Pierce Brosnan GoldenEye and he was wearing the Seamaster in it.
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And if you remember at the time, Fossil ended up ripping off that watch and that was one of the hottest watches in eighth grade.
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So I had a blue Fossil that looked like the Omega Seamaster and so before I walked into Bendy Jewelers, I told my wife Bina, I was like, "What if I get the Seamaster and you get the Constellation?"
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And she goes, "No, I don't want that."
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And so the second best choice to me was the Speedy.
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It's the moon watch.
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I like the new one, the vintage ones kind of feel lighter.
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I wanted it to feel heavier and and kind of beefier and and I'm really happy with this, so shout out to Bendy Jewelers.
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I am an adult now.
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This is the Apple Watch.
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I have to set an alarm early in the morning.
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My wife sleeps next to me and I used to have one of those old school alarms that would go off and go 4:30 AM, get to LaGuardia and Bina's like, "Stop."
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So I actually got this not for any other technology, but to just have like a beeping vibrator on my wrist.
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It just beeps, it vibrates, I'm up.
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It doesn't wake her up and I'm off to the airport, so it's just for that.
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When you're traveling, what I like to do is keep three pairs of shoes.
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I have two for stage and alternate and then a gym shoe.
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The gym shoe doubles for two things, you get to wear this in the airport and you can wear it to the gym.
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Shout out to Kobe, this is the Kobe 5 Protro, great gym shoe.
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It's low cut, it looks like it's a running shoe, it's a basketball shoe.
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Keep your gym socks inside of them.
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These are Stance NBA socks that I stole from the NBA All-Star game.
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You need two stage shoes.
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I like a high-top, I like a low top.
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This is the Nike Air Force 1 John Elliott.
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I think they're really cool just the laces on them.
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They have this metallic lace on it, they look really great.
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The way they stacked the tongue is really cool, so it kind of creates the separation.
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Just these little details I thought were really nice and the leather is beautiful.
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Some of you guys in the comments might be mad at me, "Oh, you need to keep them crispy white."
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I'm not Dame Dash, I don't just buy a hundred pairs of Air Force 1s at a time.
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I don't know who you think I am.
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I drive a Honda Odyssey.
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This to me is the shoe of the year, the Air Jordan 3 A Ma Maniére.
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They're my favorite shoe.
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Air Jordan 3 is one of my favorite shoes.
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The quality on these is so cool.
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I really love hairy suede, this is the era of hairy suede.
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They're keeping that suede really hairy these days, guys.
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No elephant print, they're going full hairy suede, y'all.
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And what I like to do is when you want to keep that toe box crisp, what I do is I take a a pair of socks from winter eighth grade and put them in there.
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Look at these, these are thick socks from Old Navy and just just put them in.
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And then what you do in the heel is I put the other the regular socks.
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I'm unsticking everybody else.
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Look, I can only take so many disappointments in life.
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I don't even mess with the Sneakers app anymore.
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I'm gonna go to StockX, I'm gonna pay the premium and keep it moving.
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Thank you for hanging out and thank you for watching my essentials.