로딩 중...
영어학습소
영어학습소
홈
테디잉글리시
수능
Shadowing
재생 속도
0.5x
0.75x
1x
1.25x
1.5x
시작 지점을 클릭하세요
0:00
Famously you voice Marcel the Shell with Shoes On, yes?
0:03
Uh, does it bother you when people ask you to do the voice?
0:07
Sometimes depending on like where like, you know, where I am, but like not, you know, one-on-one in a private conversation.
0:15
Can we hear you do the voice?
0:15
Jenny, Charlie, we've brought you here today to take a lie detector test.
0:15
One of you will be hooked up to the lie detector while the other asks the questions, then you'll switch.
0:15
So who wants to be in the hot seat first?
0:15
How do you feel?
0:15
I feel, um, that although I have nothing to hide, I would like to see how the apparatus works.
0:15
I'm perfectly comfortable with people knowing that I'm lying, so we can, we can, yeah, strap me up.
0:15
Great.
0:15
Just let me know if you're uncomfortable.
0:15
Oh, nice fit.
0:15
I'm about to have a heart attack just watching you get set up.
0:59
Charlie, to calibrate this machine, I'm going to ask you some straightforward questions.
1:04
Please answer them honestly.
1:06
I'll try.
1:06
Okay, is your full name Charles Peckham Day?
1:11
Yes, it is.
1:11
Richard, he's telling the truth.
1:13
Excel.
1:13
Okay, so I should have said no, see if I could beat the machine.
1:20
Were you born in New York City?
1:20
I was not.
1:26
He's, that's a lie.
1:26
He's lying.
1:26
Okay, okay.
1:26
I was born in New York.
1:29
Yes, you were.
1:29
I just wanted to test the machine, so he not, he's, he said this, which I said, which I meant to, so okay, whatever, now we know it works.
1:38
Damn it.
1:41
Alright, are you ready to take this lie detector test?
1:45
Yes.
1:46
Richard, are we ready?
1:46
We are ready.
1:51
Okay, alright, let's get started.
1:51
In the past, you've mentioned that you are bad at reading social cues.
1:52
Would you say that this is still true?
1:59
I don't know that I was telling the truth when I said that.
2:00
I think I'm okay at reading social cues, maybe I just kind of said it on a whim, so...
2:09
So that's a non-answer.
2:09
It's interesting.
2:09
Okay, I think it's untrue.
2:09
I think it's not true, I think I'm okay at reading social cues.
2:09
You think you're okay at reading social cues?
2:09
Sorry.
2:09
Possible, it's possible.
2:09
Alright, I'm in the ballpark.
2:09
Okay, have you ever pissed someone off because you misread them?
2:09
Yeah, sure, absolutely.
2:09
Oh, you're telling the truth.
2:09
What happened?
2:09
I've been with my wife for 20 years, so believe me, I've misread her plenty of times and pissed her off even more.
2:09
He's telling the truth.
2:09
Yes.
2:09
What was your first impression of me?
2:54
I liked you a great deal.
2:58
Oh, no.
3:02
Oh God, I thought, I think I thought I liked your life, yeah, um...
3:07
I'm too scared to check on that with Richard.
3:10
You were once asked to audition for the role of Charles Manson in Tarantino's Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, but passed on the opportunity.
3:18
Do you regret this decision?
3:22
A little bit, yeah, I do.
3:22
I think I regret it now.
3:26
Likely you're telling the truth.
3:26
Yeah, it's terrible to live with regret.
3:28
Well, I don't regret it too much, but I think I'm not so sure, damn.
3:33
Every morning you wake up, you're like, if you had accepted the role, do you think you would have played it cool around Brad Pitt?
3:33
No, uh, I think I would have been very intimidated being around Brad Pitt because he's a pretty intimidating guy, don't you think?
3:33
Super famous.
3:33
Yeah, yeah, I think I would be intimidated and probably...
3:33
Charlie, do you find it offensive that someone thought you would be a good fit as Charles Manson?
4:05
No, I don't think I do, no, that's fine.
4:05
I've been flattering, right?
4:08
Someone thinks I could do it.
4:10
Yeah, it's not like they were like, hey, you seem pretty psycho, it's more like, hey, you seem like a great actor.
4:14
I'm like a good actor.
4:14
Would you like to play an intense character profile?
4:28
Yeah, um, just to add this in, one thing that I'm offended about in my own career is that one time I did receive an audition for the character of Pennywise in It.
4:28
That's for real, I'm offended.
4:28
That's so upsetting, but also maybe they thought you had good range.
4:34
Yeah, you could be a bald male clown that like eats babies.
4:38
Yeah.
4:38
Did you audition?
4:38
No, I did pass.
4:38
Yeah, I wasn't able to make it.
4:41
Yeah, um, many people have said that your doppelganger is basketball player Josh McRoberts.
4:53
Do you see the resemblance?
4:55
Yes, I do.
4:57
Do you think you like, you look more like Josh, this this sports player here, or Charles Manson?
5:05
I think I look more like Josh because we're probably the exact same height.
5:09
He's an NBA player, I could have been an NBA player.
5:14
That didn't check out.
5:16
Has anyone on the street ever thought you were a different actor?
5:21
Well, I did leave a movie premiere once of the Sam Rockwell movie that I saw, and someone came up to me and said, great job in the movie, and I was not in the movie, so I thought it was pretty cool that I was like, oh, they thought I was Sam Rockwell.
5:58
It would be crazy if that was a lie.
5:58
Yeah, it would be a very specific lie that would be, and then good liars are like that, yeah, totally.
5:58
You've said that when you first met your wife, you arm wrestled one of your skinniest friends for dibs to talk to her.
5:58
Is that friend married?
5:58
Yes, I think he's married now, um...
5:58
If yes, do you think he's happy?
5:58
No, he's never happy.
5:58
Do you wonder if he ever, um, envies your marriage?
5:58
Um, sure.
5:58
If you could change one thing about your wife, what would it be?
5:58
Oh, get these on me, her temper.
5:58
He's a little nervous.
5:58
Oh man, okay, um, what would she want to change about you?
5:58
Oh, uh, she'd want me to be less flaky with like scheduling things and get more done in that regard.
5:58
Well, yep, okay, well it's nice that you know.
5:58
Yeah, so you have the key to the kingdom, you could just, you know, you can anytime you want to begin.
5:58
Yeah, um, I'm sure she would appreciate it.
5:58
Wow, um, have you ever forgotten your anniversary?
7:26
I don't think so.
7:31
Okay, what's the worst thing that you did forget?
7:31
I forgot my mom's birthday once, I felt pretty bad about that.
7:31
Oh, yeah, you did.
7:54
Yes.
7:59
Why would I make that up?
7:59
Yeah, I mean, you know, you would lie to, you would, you would like to cover it up.
7:59
Yeah, um, both your parents are esteemed musicians and you play a few instruments yourself.
7:59
I'm sorry, it says to do that voice, I'm like, if you want me to, I don't know.
7:59
Would you say that you have good taste in music?
7:59
No, that's the truth.
7:59
What is your top played song at the moment?
7:59
I genuinely don't know, but if you go to my liked songs on Spotify, it's all my kids' music, all stuff that he picks, and it's all like, yes, yeah.
7:56
What are your thoughts on this man's music?
8:03
I don't know it, you don't because I'm old.
8:06
Oh, I love it.
8:08
Is that true?
8:08
Telling the truth.
8:10
Yeah, I'm just a little out of touch.
8:10
Um, I think I saw him maybe perform on SNL, but I don't recall the songs.
8:17
And do you think you could pull off, um, this man's outfit?
8:20
I do not, I wish I could, but I do not.
8:24
Um, did you listen to this woman's music this year?
8:30
No.
8:30
Why not?
8:30
I don't know who it is.
8:36
You're telling the truth.
8:36
Yeah, me neither, I'm telling the truth, right?
8:46
I'm, I'm way out of touch.
8:46
This, we're in a movie, this is like The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel or whatever, romance between, but I, I assume, I assume, yeah, that she's very famous, I'm sure.
8:46
Final question: At any point during this interview, did you lie and we didn't catch you?
9:02
No, um, not likely.
9:13
Wow, that's all, that's all I've got.
9:18
God, I'm getting so nervous.
9:23
One time I left a game of Mafia crying because I was the mafia and they asked me like one question and I just said, I'm the mafia, and then I left.
9:23
Okay, hi Jenny.
9:23
Hi.
9:23
Uh, we're going to ask you some questions to calibrate this lie detector over here just to see whether or not you're a dirty, filthy liar.
9:23
Okay, is your full name Jennifer Sarah Slate?
9:23
No, she's lying.
9:23
It's not, it's just Jenny.
9:23
My heart's beating so fast.
9:23
I'm so scared.
9:23
It just seems like I'm lying, but my, my real name is Jenny Sarah Slate.
9:23
It's not Jennifer.
9:23
Yeah, she's telling the truth.
9:23
Okay, I might be too hyper to do this, I'm telling you, I'm going to focus.
9:23
We'll say are you from Milton, Massachusetts?
9:23
Yes.
9:23
Are you nervous?
9:23
Yes.
9:23
Would you like me to do this entire interview in a Massachusetts accent?
9:23
Sure.
9:23
I'm not going to.
9:23
Alright, Richard, are we ready?
9:23
We're ready, we're calibrated.
9:23
Okay, you once said that you have a sixth sense for when hot people walk in the room.
9:23
I'll be honest, did you sense anything when I walked in the room tonight?
9:23
Did that sixth sense of yours ping up?
9:23
No, but I didn't know.
9:23
No, you thought nothing?
9:23
Are you sure about that?
9:23
I just, I hate this actually, I thought it'd be really fun.
9:23
Yeah, you're in trouble.
9:23
I don't, I, when did I say that?
9:23
I don't remember saying that I had a sixth sense for when hot...
9:23
Does she remember saying it?
9:23
Um, it's questionable.
9:23
Yeah, the machine's going crazy.
9:23
I'm trying to think of like who that would have even been about.
9:23
I'll let you off the hook, you can pretend.
9:23
Yeah, I don't think that, but when I saw you, I was like, oh Charlie, you look so handsome, and that's not a lie.
9:23
Yeah, but you've got butterflies.
9:23
Alright, fine, uh, but what do you feel when you see Richard?
9:23
Did you feel something when you saw Richard?
9:23
A little nervous.
9:23
Okay, um, in 2016 you dropped an F-bomb in your debut sketch of SNL.
9:21
I did.
9:25
Do you think about this moment a lot?
9:25
Um, not a lot.
9:25
So do you regret saying the F-bomb on TV?
9:25
Yes, obviously.
9:25
She's telling the truth.
9:25
Do you remember if you had to meet with Lorne after?
9:25
Yes.
9:25
Was he cool to you about it or was he, was he, was he not nice about it?
9:25
Um, are there other options?
9:25
I mean, I don't think he was cool.
9:25
I think they were mad at me that I did that.
9:25
Yeah, um, but he was nice.
9:25
You're just a kid, let it go.
9:25
Laura, yeah, yeah, okay, give her a break.
9:25
Do you think I could have made it on SNL?
9:25
Yes.
9:25
If so, why?
9:25
Because you're very funny and you have lots of energy.
9:25
She's telling the truth.
9:25
Um, come on, this thing's crazy.
9:25
You don't think I could do it?
9:25
I definitely do.
9:38
Liar.
9:44
That's not the, oh God, I would go to jail for so many things.
9:44
This, this thing is lying.
9:44
I don't think I could have done it.
9:44
Um, you often mentioned that you smoke a lot of weed.
9:44
Uh, now that you have a child, do you still smoke every day?
9:46
No.
9:55
Questionable.
9:55
That's crazy, I haven't smoked weed for three years.
9:55
You're breaking the machine.
9:55
I'm telling you, my energy is too much.
9:55
You're destroying this machine, it's like it was invented in like 1910.
9:55
How about once a week?
9:55
What?
9:55
No, no, no, no, no, no, not that it's bad, I just, I actually just don't smoke weed anymore.
9:55
If you find weed in your daughter's room one day, will you confiscate it?
9:55
What does that mean?
9:55
Like throw it away?
9:55
Yeah, will you like be like, I'm taking this?
9:55
I don't think I would, not without a conversation.
9:55
I think I'd be like, what are you smoking this out of, where did you get it, what, what strain is it, why do you do this?
9:55
What, what if she's three?
9:55
I think I'll just be like, finish what you started.
9:55
Mommy, take weed, weirdos.
9:55
Okay, you previously talked about how your childhood home was haunted and you could see ghosts.
9:55
Does this mean you still believe in ghosts?
9:55
Yes.
9:55
Have you ever been visited by a ghost that you recognized?
9:55
No, that's the truth.
9:55
Okay, so we got the machine working today.
9:55
I'll go back to a few older questions.
9:55
That's fine, yeah, my heart's no, no, that's fine, I'll ask you about this, yeah.
9:55
If you're a ghost, uh-huh, and you want to freak a person out, yeah, why just like slide one coffee cup, you know what I mean, or like, you know, why not just go ahead and pick up a kitchen knife and float it on your face?
9:55
I agree, the ghosts are real lazy.
9:55
Yeah, I mean, I think it would be fun to be doing a haunting, but probably it would be best to be at eternal rest.
9:55
You're telling the truth about that?
9:55
Yeah, yeah.
9:55
Um, do you know who you would haunt?
9:55
Yeah, I'd haunt my husband, and if he ever got a new wife, I would stomp on his dick and rip off her boobs.
9:55
What else would a ghost, that's what a ghost should do, that's what a ghost should do, you know what's all this, you know, moving in aerosol cans and just hover over their bed, yeah, gentle moaning, that's, yeah, nobody.
9:55
Okay, um, when you were single, did you ever go on dating apps?
9:55
No, she's telling the truth.
9:55
Okay, alright, if you were single now, would you be on dating apps?
9:55
I guess I would eventually have to, but I would really hope to meet someone, you know, through the friend of a friend during a daytime event.
9:55
I believe that's the truth.
9:55
Um, which app would you go on?
9:55
Day date, is that even a thing anymore?
9:55
I don't know.
9:55
You were your high school valedictorian and then you went to an Ivy League uh college, yes.
9:55
So do you think it's fair to say that you were smarter than most people in Hollywood?
9:55
No, she's lying.
9:55
I'm lying.
10:00
Well, you probably are.
10:00
Well, you're lying, she's, she thinks, I think she thinks she is smarter.
10:00
Yeah, you think you're smarter.
10:00
You should think you're smarter, you're smart.
10:00
I don't go around being like, Marlene smart opinions.
10:00
What about most people in general?
10:00
I think I'm smarter than most people in general.
10:00
Like the people in general?
10:00
Yes or no, do you think you're smarter than most people?
10:00
Go ahead and say yes.
10:00
I think you're smart.
10:00
It's really itchy.
10:00
I, I think you're smarter than most people.
10:00
I feel too.
10:00
Um, uh, did you say you're smarter than me?
10:00
No, I don't, I don't say that.
10:00
I wouldn't say that.
10:00
That's a lie.
10:00
This thing's pumping, you know, I'm, you're definitely smarter than me.
10:00
That's not true.
10:00
If you're not smarter than me, you need help.
10:00
Famously, you voice Marcel the Shell with Shoes On, yes?
10:00
Does it bother you when people ask you to do the voice?
10:00
Sometimes, depending on like where, like, you know, where I am, but like not, you know, one-on-one in a private conversation.
10:00
Can we hear you do the voice?
10:00
Yes.
10:00
Oh, yes, okay, let's hear it, uh, okay.
10:00
I am currently taking the lie detector test and it's definitely making me pretty nervous, but I'm gonna ride it out.
10:00
That sounded like a lie, was that the truth?
10:00
Tell the truth.
10:00
Okay, Jenny, did you enjoy being on a lie detector?
10:00
Yes.
10:00
That's not true, that's true.
10:00
Probably not.
10:00
You pathological liars, you can't help but lie.
10:00
No, that's, I think I'm, I mean what's really sort of frightening about this is like, I actually think I'm trying to tell the truth and then the machine, which is basically like a suitcase, the machine doesn't lie.
10:00
Do you worry that you don't know what the truth is sometimes?
10:00
Yeah.
10:04
At any point during this interview did you lie and we didn't catch you?
10:04
No.
10:04
Yeah, because we caught you lying.
10:04
Yeah, because you didn't catch, that's great.
10:04
But the sad thing is you weren't trying to lie.
10:02
I was.
10:06
Well, I mean that's even worse, but I really, first of all, I just don't like that crop of questions about, about you being funny enough to be on SNL because certainly you are.
10:06
I didn't say funny enough.
10:06
Well, I think we're all done, Jenny, you did great.
10:06
Don't ever join the C.I.A.
10:06
Alright, uh, it's you, you know, this is not your thing.
10:06
Thank you so much.