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0:04
Nothing, is your name Wanda Sykes?
0:04
Yes.
0:12
Were you born on March 7, 1964?
0:12
Yes.
0:12
I had 230 year in there, huh?
0:18
Are you ready to take a polygraph exam?
0:20
Yes, I'm ready for the first category.
0:25
Yes.
0:28
First up, let's talk about your life.
0:28
So as a kid, are you always cracking jokes?
0:34
Yes.
0:34
Did it ever get you into trouble?
0:37
Yes.
0:37
Would you care to elaborate?
0:37
Um, yeah.
0:42
I would say things and get punished for it quite often, but it was mostly observations, you know?
0:50
Like my mother's friend came over and her wig was crooked and I was happy to point that out.
1:00
My mother was embarrassed, I got in trouble.
1:03
You found out on the TV show 'Finding Your Roots' that your great-great-grandmother was a white woman.
1:09
You ever noticed the white woman in you coming out?
1:11
I can be a little uppity, so yes.
1:13
Have you ever done yoga?
1:18
Yes.
1:21
What about a juice cleanse?
1:29
Yes, worst two days of my life.
1:26
No.
1:29
So you're married?
1:29
Yes.
1:29
Do you think your wife ever fake laughs at your jokes?
1:33
No.
1:37
Are there any jokes about her that she doesn't like you telling?
1:45
Yes.
1:45
You're a mother to twins, correct?
1:45
Yes.
1:45
Do you like one of them more than the other?
1:45
Oh man, do I like one of them more than the other?
1:45
Answer the question, Wanda.
2:30
No, no.
2:35
You work for the NSA for a bit as a contracting specialist, mm-hmm?
2:50
Yes.
2:55
Do you still work for the NSA?
2:55
No, John, I just get nervous about NSA questions.
2:55
Breath, Wanda.
2:55
I'll ask again, do you still work for the NSA?
2:55
No.
2:55
Do you think people who know you would describe you as an out-of-touch celebrity?
2:55
No.
2:55
Have you ever taken an Uber Pool to save some money?
2:55
Hell no, come on.
2:55
That would be crazy.
2:55
Do you fly business class?
2:58
Yes.
3:06
Do you think it makes sense toward the front of the plane before the back?
3:06
Yes.
3:11
So that way all the people can see who's fancy.
3:11
Do you think you're better than me because I have like coach?
3:23
Yes, absolutely.
3:31
How you people do it back there?
3:31
I really thought, I'd rather walk.
3:31
Next up, your career.
3:31
Are you a fan of the TV show Seinfeld?
3:28
Yes.
3:33
And you're on the show Curb Your Enthusiasm?
3:33
Yes.
3:37
And also, you were on 'The New Adventures of Old Christine'?
3:37
Yes.
3:50
So would you say you're just following the cast of Seinfeld around?
3:51
Yes and no.
4:17
Except I didn't do 'Deep'.
4:17
Still a sore spot.
4:24
Do you think you're funny?
4:42
Yes.
4:52
Would you say you're funnier than this guy?
4:52
Yes.
4:52
And how about this lady?
4:52
This is different, you may stand up or act, let's say acting now.
4:52
Do you think you're funnier than this guy?
4:52
Writing, no.
4:52
What about stand up?
4:52
Yes.
4:52
That question.
4:52
Should people be accountable for jokes they made decades ago?
4:52
Wow.
4:52
Should people be, like for jokes that I made decades ago?
4:52
I think you, yeah, yes, you can, you should answer to them, yeah.
4:49
How many of your jokes have not aged well?
4:59
Oh well, I can't think of anything, but I'm sure I've offended some people, that's my job.
4:59
Do you think people are too sensitive now when it comes to comedy?
4:59
Uh, yes.
4:59
You performed at the White House Correspondents Dinner in 2009, mm-hmm.
5:22
If you were asked to do it again for Trump, would you?
5:32
No.
5:44
Were you wary when you signed on for Roseanne?
5:44
When I signed on, no.
5:44
Are you glad you stepped away when you did?
5:44
Yes.
5:44
You said in an interview with a Boston newspaper that Roseanne is just an old lady who shouldn't be on Twitter.
5:53
Are there other old ladies you know who shouldn't be on Twitter?
5:55
Probably me.
5:55
Uh, do you think there should be an age cutoff?
6:03
Ah, I don't think, you know, it's not necessary that the age cutoff.
6:11
I think there's, it's more like, 'Stay at the two drinks that's not tweet.'
6:11
Now let's talk about pop culture.
6:14
Are you aware that the rapper Riff Raff mentions you in a song?
6:20
No.
6:20
Whose breath is this, Riff Raff?
6:29
Okay, sorry, Riff Raff.
6:29
Let's play the tape.
6:29
Fighting in the black Dodge.
6:45
Oh, okay.
6:56
What do you think of that?
6:56
That's super cool, but where do I pull up?
6:56
Pull up.
6:56
We have I pulled up.
6:56
Oh, I showed up, yeah, yeah, okay, yeah.
6:49
Ask me, I'm pulling up.
6:49
Man, I always pull up.
7:01
I pulled up to this spot today.
7:01
Are you familiar with memes?
7:01
Uh, yes.
7:01
Would you say you're a spicy meme lord?
7:01
I have no idea what she just asked me.
7:09
Would you be upset to find out that you've been turned into a meme?
7:12
Would I be upset?
7:18
No.
7:18
So if this photo started going around the internet with funny captions on it, you'd be okay with that?
8:14
Yes, John, is that one going around?
8:14
No, it will be okay.
8:14
And now philosophy.
8:14
You said on Ellen one time that you saw a ghost in your hotel room, mm-hmm.
8:14
So you believe ghosts are real?
8:14
Yes.
8:30
Do you believe in the afterlife?
8:38
Yes.
8:38
If you came back as a ghost, is there someone you'd want to haunt?
8:38
Oh, so many people.
8:38
Yes.
8:38
Care to name one?
8:38
I would hang out in the White House a lot.
8:38
Are you confident that you have a purpose?
8:38
Yes.
8:38
Do you think you fulfilled that purpose?
8:38
Yes, well, that, no, I'm in the process of fulfilling a purpose.
8:38
Do you believe in time travel?
8:38
No.
8:38
If you could go back in time, do you know when you'd go to?
8:38
You know, black people are not really fond of going back, we, but it's only so far back we like to go.
8:53
Yesterday was fun.
8:53
Okay, Wanda, that concludes our lie detector test.
9:05
John, how'd she do?
9:05
Great time.