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0:00
So if you can pick your arms up for me, sure.
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Okay, perfect.
0:03
It's a real lube smasher, guys.
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Are you Melissa McCarthy?
0:16
Yes.
0:19
I don't know.
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Has done okay.
0:19
Oh, it talked to you.
0:21
Are you 47 years old?
0:24
Yes.
0:24
Are you about to take a polygraph exam?
0:29
Yes, I know I am taking it.
0:40
It's not a trick question thing, I'm sure.
0:40
Are you nervous about this interview?
0:40
Suddenly, yes, in the last minute and a half, I'm nervous.
0:40
Okay, so if you don't know how this machine works, it basically monitors a series of functions for nervousness.
0:50
Okay, okay.
0:50
Can I just try, I'm a hundred years old.
0:56
I'm a man.
1:01
I'm a hundred-year-old man.
1:01
Um, that's not how it works.
1:04
First up, comedy.
1:04
Do you think you're funny?
1:09
Yes.
1:09
Can you tell me a joke?
1:15
Oh, what do you call a pile of kittens?
1:18
I don't know.
1:20
I'm me, Outen.
1:20
I just think, I love that joke.
1:27
It's not mine, but I love it.
1:27
Every time, it gets me, oh, cat's Quigley.
1:37
I don't know what that means.
1:37
Okay, who's the funniest person you've ever met?
1:37
Can it be three?
1:37
Kristen Wiig, my husband, Ben Maya Rudolph.
1:37
Those three had a baby comedy, comedy powerhouse.
1:37
When do you feel funniest?
1:37
Whenever I try to be.
2:08
Do you ever have trouble not cracking up when you're on set with your husband?
2:09
Yes, yes, because they know when he's starting to go and then it makes me have to dig my nails into my hands.
2:20
Photo, please, that nameless man.
2:30
Have you tried stand-up?
2:30
Yes.
2:33
Were you any good at it?
2:33
No, I was blissfully ignorant.
2:42
I didn't know that I was probably bad at it, so I just continued talking, kind of like, no.
2:47
Oh, did you mean to fall here?
2:55
In the, that was written into the script.
3:01
What about here?
3:05
That one was not written in, that was a, that was a spur-of-the-moment.
3:09
I wanted to see if I could clear the couch and they could just not attractively, David, would you say political correctness is killing comedy?
3:31
Someone, hmm, depends.
3:36
That's a tricky one to answer, dependent, depends on who's talking, answered that one.
3:41
He's there.
3:52
Oh, a reason you wanted to look, because I, it gave a vague answer, then I felt in trouble and then that one just as I looked at it spiked really hard.
3:52
Next up, career.
4:00
Is there a favorite role that you've played?
4:11
Now, I like too many of them.
4:11
Are you sure it wasn't this one?
4:14
One of them.
4:14
Certainly one of them.
4:19
Oh, she isn't really posing in front of a picture of him posing in front of a picture of myself, you sure are.
4:26
Um, one of them, how about this one?
4:31
Mm-hmm.
4:33
I liked her, she seems sweet.
4:39
I kind of love all of, I mean, I felt a little bit in love with all of them, but I liked her a lot, I'd like to take a car ride with her.
4:46
Do you still hang out with co-stars from past projects?
4:49
Yes, not enough.
4:49
I think we should have kids.
4:54
You don't see people that watch, but I do, yeah.
4:55
Is this one of the people?
5:00
Yes, but not enough.
5:00
No, not enough, but yeah, what they do.
5:07
And what about her?
5:13
Oh, yes, also not enough, but I do look at her in yellow, that lady, wonderful.
5:20
Have you ever tried method acting for a role?
5:34
In just acting school, I got, I was probably supposed to be a chain-smoking alcoholic and it was right when I started acting school and so I drank an incredible amount of very low quality red wine and smoked pall malls all night and then I threw up in class, it which my teacher said, won't you try acting?
5:34
I said, great point.
5:34
Do you watch your own movies?
5:34
Yeah, yes, at once.
6:07
No, no, I like, watch it and then if it's on sometimes you're like, oh, it's kind of like, oh, like a photo album, but no, not like every night I'm like, well, let's get to it.
6:18
Do you think comedies should be considered more for best picture?
6:20
Yes, for everything.
6:28
Is it true that you worked as a customer for a dance company?
6:30
I did, Colorado.
6:30
Have you ever read your own Wikipedia page?
6:36
No, it seems weird now that I say it, I never have, or have I?
6:43
Or have I?
6:43
Do you remember the first audition you went on?
6:55
I don't know if it's my very first.
6:55
Do you remember up the end results?
7:00
I was told I was not the neighbor type.
7:02
I don't even think there were lines.
7:05
I think I was just supposed to be like visible in a bush or something and I literally didn't get it.
7:09
I was like, I am a neighbor.
7:12
Would you call yourself the life of the party?
7:17
No, I would not.
7:17
She looks like she's falling.
7:21
Seems like a bit of a pattern.
7:23
Here's pop culture, do you know the name of Cardi B's new album?
7:27
No.
7:27
If you had to take a kiss Cardi B, who's your favorite character on Friends?
7:35
Oh, oh, Miss Anderson, right?
7:50
Mm-hmm.
7:50
Have you ever taken a Buzzfeed quiz?
7:52
I think so, like, uh, like online, or no.
8:00
Are you more of a Beyonce or Rihanna?
8:06
Beyonce.
8:10
Do the words true and stormy mean anything to you?
8:16
Um, for me now, I just think of Stormy Daniel, so yes, true, True Grit.
8:21
Do you think Khloe should stay with Tristan?
8:31
Sure, I don't know.
8:31
Sure, why not?
8:36
Are they good for each other?
8:36
They good for each other.
8:41
Shouldn't Selena get back with Justin?
8:41
No.
8:50
Have you ever googled yourself?
8:50
Yes, the real shame spiral.
8:56
Do you think you're a good driver?
9:00
Yes.
9:00
Do you ever get road rage?
9:00
I have and a lot, I've thrown some signs, yeah, David.
9:16
In the movies you're often singing in your car, do you sing in your car in real life?
9:22
Yes, I do quite a bit.
9:24
In college, did you rush a sorority?
9:28
No.
9:28
Have you ever gone streaking?
9:32
No.
9:32
Have you ever done a keg stand?
9:37
No.
9:37
Are you any good at beer pong?
9:37
Yes.
9:45
Oh, did you ever cheat on a test?
9:45
Yes.
9:45
Did you have a fake ID?
9:53
Yes, yes.
9:53
Okay, let's get into philosophy.
10:00
Do you believe in an afterlife?
10:04
Yes.
10:04
Do you think we have free will?
10:08
Yes.
10:08
Could you prove it?
10:13
No, that's kind of a plan.
10:13
I just proved it.
10:18
I mean, I could prove it, it was more of a bit than a true answer.
10:20
Sorry, I'm, I don't know if they're moving and they're not moving.
10:26
Oh, oh, I don't know what that means, that one really, there's one that's really against me.
10:35
Okay, the machine doesn't judge, Melissa, do you believe in aliens?
10:43
Yes.
10:48
What about the Illuminati?
10:53
Some version of yes.
10:59
Okay, you have a moral dilemma.
11:04
A man has robbed a bank, but instead of keeping it for himself, he donates it to poor children so they can be fed and clothed.
11:08
If you go to the authorities with this information, there's a good chance the money will be returned to the bank, leaving a lot of kids in need.
11:12
What do you do?
11:16
Keep my trap shut.
11:16
I wouldn't say a word.
11:25
Okay, last question.
11:25
Oh God, at any point in this interview, did you lie and we didn't catch you?
11:42
No, unless it's now.