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0:03
Hey Aziz, what's up there?
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There you are.
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Hope you are ready for a mindblowing 73-question interview experience that I'm about to throw down for you.
0:11
Of course.
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Alright.
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So, what's popping these days?
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Here in LA, and tomorrow I'm going to New York for the Met Gala.
0:21
Alright.
0:17
What's the next vacation you're taking?
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Going to go back to Italy.
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What was the last vacation you took?
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I was living in Japan for a couple months.
0:24
Are you always on vacation?
0:26
Well, it wasn't really vacation.
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I was there writing a script.
0:27
Did you get a lot of writing done?
0:29
Not really.
0:29
Hey, we're in LA.
0:30
Should I make you a smoothie?
0:31
Love it.
0:31
Let's go.
0:31
Who do you wish you could meet for the first time again?
0:35
Beyonce.
0:35
Who is the first person to call you with good news?
0:41
Either my parents or Eric Wareheim.
0:44
Who's your favorite person to write with?
0:44
My little brother.
0:44
And you could blast one joke into outer space, what would it be?
0:44
Um, all of Richard Prior live in concert.
0:52
What's your favorite punchline to a joke?
0:54
If that puppy does that, he's going to be in big trouble.
0:57
I don't know what the setup is, but I really like that punchline.
1:03
When did you realize that comedy was a real option for you?
1:03
Sophomore year of college.
1:03
What's your best Amy Poehler story?
1:03
Her kids always call me Turkey Sandwich.
1:03
Did 50 Cent ever confront you about that grapefruit joke?
1:03
No, I did not.
1:03
Uh, what's one thing about Chris Pratt people would be surprised to know?
1:03
He's our most successful Indian-American actor.
1:03
What's the best impression you can do?
1:24
I'm Sandy Kenyon with the Eyewitness News Movie Minute.
1:26
What was the best lesson your parents ever taught you?
1:28
Uh, be nice to people and work really hard.
1:35
What's the funniest thing your dad's ever done?
1:37
Uh, probably when he's annoying my mom all the time.
1:39
What's the funniest thing your mom's ever done?
1:42
Probably when she's getting mad at my dad for annoying her all the time.
1:45
What's the first app you open in the morning?
1:47
I try to keep my phone really far away from me.
1:49
Uh, what's your favorite mythical creature?
1:54
Can I say dinosaurs even though they're real?
1:55
What noise would you play as you enter a room?
2:00
Uh, what's one thing you don't know that you want to learn?
2:02
How to cook everything.
2:04
Can you say something in six languages?
2:06
Um, I'm hungry.
2:28
What makes South Carolina barbecue different?
2:30
It's a little less racist than Alabama barbecue.
2:32
What's the most delicious place in the world?
2:34
Tokyo.
2:37
What's a favorite taco of all time?
2:37
I like Ricky's fish tacos and many other tacos.
2:42
Please don't make me choose one.
2:44
What's a food trend that you hate?
2:44
The word 'foodie'.
2:46
Stop it.
2:46
People that like food shouldn't get this weird, fetishy-sounding thing.
2:54
Call the people that don't care what they eat, food bozos.
2:54
What's the best fast food restaurant?
2:54
Chick-fil-A, which makes the controversy so heartbreaking.
2:54
If you were any type of pasta, what type of pasta would you be?
3:08
Lasagna.
3:14
If you had a food truck, what would the name be?
3:14
Aziza's Lasagna.
3:11
What's your spirit animal?
3:11
Potasaurus.
3:14
Who is your ultimate style icon right now?
3:20
Marcello Mastroianni.
3:17
What fashion trend should we most definitely bring back?
3:20
Sweatpants with words on the butt, but you integrated into protest culture.
3:26
So, it's like #join the conversation.
3:29
Uh, do you have any fashion advice for me?
3:31
Maybe go to a tailor.
3:31
You're being honored and giving the story at the Mothball this year.
3:35
Do you get stage fright?
3:38
No, I'm a professional comedian.
3:40
Not even that time when you hosted SNL?
3:42
Oh, I was really nervous.
3:45
Alright, let's go down.
3:44
Okay.
3:44
If you wrote the sequel to Modern Romance for 40 years into the future, what would the subtitle be?
3:50
Teleportation and Tuggies.
3:50
How do you make a woman laugh?
3:56
Be honest.
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Be yourself.
3:56
Try to connect with them.
3:58
Hope for the best.
3:58
What is your best Tinder pickup line?
4:00
Devs is uh going to Whole Foods.
4:03
Want me to pick you up anything?
4:04
Who is your childhood crush?
4:06
Elaine Benes.
4:11
Do you have a dealbreaker?
4:11
Not liking Seinfeld.
4:11
What's your most overused emoji?
4:29
This guy.
4:34
Ah, what was your AOL Instant Messenger screen name?
4:34
Well, for a while I was Mega Death 45.
4:34
What's the most amazing gift you've ever received in your life?
4:34
My kids.
4:34
Wait, you have kids?
4:34
Nope.
4:34
What's the Met Gala theme this year?
4:31
Uh, I think it's Oshkosh Pagosh.
4:31
A retrospective.
4:34
Who are you most nervous to meet?
4:36
Head designer Sebastian Oshkosh.
4:38
If you could have a plus four to this event, who would you bring?
4:44
All four members of Boyz II Men so they could sing 'On Bended Knee' when I walked in.
4:44
Is there anything you want to say to Anna before the big night?
4:47
Anna, please sit me next to that area where they bring out the little trays of pigs in a blanket.
4:51
Aziz, hey, my wife and I are on the fritz.
4:54
And how do I win back her trust?
4:56
Well, I don't know, man.
4:56
I'm sorry.
4:58
Here's your glasses.
4:58
Oh, my signs.
4:59
Thanks.
4:59
What's your favorite DJ?
5:02
Quest.
5:02
First record you ever scratched?
5:07
Award Tour by A Tribe Called Quest.
5:05
What song do you not want to hear anyone sing ever again at karaoke?
5:09
American Pie.
5:11
What's your best memory of hanging out with Kanye West?
5:16
The time I walked into his house, he was listening to 808s and Heartbreak, and I started listening to the old music and he said, "Yeah, these beats are dope."
5:18
Can you rank Kanye West albums in order of best to worst?
5:25
There's a tie up top.
5:25
Watch the Throne, Twisted Fantasy.
5:27
Then I'm going to go a tie with Yeezus and Life of Pablo.
5:37
Then Graduation, then College Dropout, then Late Registration.
5:37
Oh my God, it's so hard.
5:37
Yeah, that is hard.
5:37
Favorite verse from any MC ever.
5:37
Well, it's my favorite, not the best, right?
5:37
Yeah, not the best.
5:37
So, my favorite is maybe that really silly DMX verse where he just lists all his ex-girlfriends.
5:37
Can I please hear some of that?
5:37
No, I couldn't do it justice.
5:58
I'm sorry.
5:58
Can you at least list some of your ex-girlfriends?
6:00
Mine?
6:00
Yeah.
6:10
Um, well, there was Brenda, LaTisha, Linda, Felicia, Dawn, LeShaun, Ines, Alicia, Theresa, Monica, Sharon, Vicki, Lisa, Veronica, Karen, Nikki, Cookie.
6:18
Where'd you meet Cookie?
6:21
Oh, I met her at the ice cream parlor.
6:28
Tanya, Diane, Lori, and Carla, Marina, Selena, Katrina, Sabrina.
6:28
About three Kims.
6:28
What?
6:28
Latoya, and Tina.
6:31
There's others, but we should probably keep moving.
6:33
It's a random day in 1996.
6:35
What are you most likely doing?
6:39
Learning a Led Zeppelin guitar solo.
6:41
It's a random day in 2006.
6:41
What are you most likely doing?
6:43
Getting ready for one of my awful early standup sets.
6:45
It's a random day in 2027.
6:48
What are you most likely doing?
6:50
Teleporting to Tokyo.
6:50
I got high hopes for them figuring out teleportation.
6:52
Aziz, where are you from?
6:56
I'm from South Carolina.
6:56
No, no, like where are you really from?
6:58
Racist.
6:58
Okay.
7:00
Mandatory nod to Reddit.
7:05
Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck?
7:05
One horse-sized duck, but Little Sebastian from Parks and Rec has to have my back.
7:14
What's the last book you didn't finish?
7:14
A Life by Elia Kazan.
7:14
Who's your favorite video game character?
7:14
Jax from Mortal Kombat 2.
7:14
What's the best movie of all time?
7:14
Back to the Future or The Apartment or I'm record.
7:14
What advice do you have for Asian-Americans aspiring to get into entertainment?
7:14
Don't ask questions like that.
7:14
You can do anything white people can do.
7:30
What TV show would you want to make a cameo in?
7:37
Knight Rider.
7:34
What famous person would you want to play you in a movie?
7:37
Hopefully I get the part, but I feel like with the way things are going, it probably be Dev Patel, Riz Ahmed.
7:45
Those guys are really popular.
7:45
Like what if they're busy?
7:45
My dad.
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Okay.
7:45
Chibiro do.