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One thing I do know is mermaids is fine.
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They're fine.
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Half fish, half woman.
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Boy, I sure would like to meet one, do a little experimentation.
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I'm joking, I'm joking, I'm joking.
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Mr. Lawrence, good to see you.
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Good to see you, Mr. Smith.
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Yes.
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How do you think you two will do?
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Do you think you'll agree a lot or disagree?
0:10
We, we, we generally agree a lot.
0:10
Yeah, yeah, we generally agree.
0:10
Men should also sit down when they pee to stop the bathroom becoming a mess.
0:44
Disagree.
0:50
Disagree.
0:50
So listen, listen, and, and this is a bad one, I think, especially after leg day, right?
0:56
Cuz you know, I had a first, I had an experience with, with this and it was like 3:00 in the morning and I had to pee and nobody was in there but me, so I sat down and ain't nothing really wrong with that, ain't nothing really wrong with that.
1:19
But I think you have to, you know, sometimes I agree with standing up and holding your slanker.
1:19
Yes, yes.
1:19
Cuz it's more manly.
1:22
I, I think it is more manly.
1:25
More manly.
1:25
It's more manly, but you know, I just think that, you know, these are there's gray area, there's gray area in this, in, in this.
1:32
If you got to go real bad, if you got to go real bad, real bad and you, you, you, you rushing, then you might, you might have to sit.
1:42
And especially if you're over 50 and you don't want to have to clean the floor up and everything.
1:42
Yeah, okay, okay, then I'll go, I agree, cuz sometimes, you know, like after a certain age, you'll get that double stream.
1:40
You know, the first get and you try to just put the thicker stream into the.
2:18
That's funny, you know, it opens up and pops into a single.
2:24
Okay.
2:24
In an alien invasion, I would survive longer than the person opposite me.
2:30
No, I, I, I strongly disagree.
2:34
Same here.
2:34
We're going to survive equally because we're going to be together.
2:39
Cuz we ride or die, you know what I'm saying?
2:42
That's right.
2:42
Exactly.
2:42
How are you surviving?
2:44
What's the strategy?
2:44
Um, no, we're going to give our lives cuz neither one of us wants to be here.
2:49
No, no, we're going to, we're going to do a thumb on Louise, right?
2:52
So it's not, it's not like, it's not like it's going to be long, we going off the cliff.
3:01
Yeah, yeah, no, it's not, it's not about a duration here.
3:02
It's just that it, we'll be together.
3:07
A mermaid is a fish, not a mammal, just because of the lower body.
3:14
Yeah, I'm going to, I would say I would agree.
3:32
You would agree?
3:32
I'm, and I think I'm going to, I'm going to strongly disagree.
3:32
I'm going to strongly disagree on the grounds that I believe a, uh, a, a mermaid has, has, uh, come from it, from its own phylum.
3:32
I think that a, what is phylum?
3:32
You're starting to use words I don't know, man.
3:32
Phylum's probably not the right word, but I think, I think, I think a mermaid is, is, is its own creature.
3:37
I, I think that it is not, it's not subject to, I believe the question itself is flawed, right?
4:02
I think, uh, I think a mermaid is, um, a creature, uh, born of a, a, a spiritual birth.
4:13
Okay, okay, right.
4:13
It's a, it's a cosmic birth and I believe a mermaid is not bound, um, by our, uh, Earthly confines in, in terms of biological definition, uh, so I think, one thing I do know is mermaids is fine.
4:45
They're fine.
4:37
Half fish, half woman.
4:37
Boy, I sure, I sure would like to meet one, do a little experimentation.
4:49
I'm joking, I'm joking, I'm joking.
4:55
I was like, girl, what is you, what is you, is you a fish?
5:01
Mmm, see what you is.
5:03
You should tell people if they have bad breath.
5:09
That depends if you could tell them in a, in a, where you just going to go.
5:14
But, well, you have to tell them.
5:14
Yeah, so if you could tell them in a kind way that your breath is a little tart.
5:27
Yeah, it's like, or cuz sometimes if you say, so I'm going to say I agree.
5:35
I agree, you should.
5:36
I say I agree, so we agree.
5:36
And but, but there's a couple, there's a couple caveats here.
5:41
I think you, you, you have to make sure they know, you can't be, I think you have to be close to them.
5:48
You have to be close, you have to know them, but then you put your, you put your step yourself in the stank zone.
5:56
You don't want to be in the stank zone because if you get in the stank zone, then you know, I think you have to, you know what I like to do is I offer a mint.
5:56
I eat one myself when somebody's breath stinks.
5:56
Yeah, I put a mint in my mouth and be like, do you, do you want one?
5:56
Yeah, you want one.
5:56
They say, no, I'm good.
5:56
And they be like, it wasn't an offer, it was a suggestion.
5:56
Okay, I agree with that.
6:43
Yes, I agree.
6:56
We agree.
6:56
Will Smith should play a live action Frozone from, oh, a whoa, wow, The Incredibles, from The Incredibles.
6:53
Yeah, yeah.
6:57
Frozone, that's one of my favorite animated movies ever.
6:57
Yeah, yeah, no, that, that one's, that's a, that's a lesson in, in storytelling right now.
6:57
Yes, yes.
6:57
Uh, live action Frozone, I think I agree, strongly agree, strongly agree that you can do it.
6:57
Yeah, I think, I think because it's me, I'm going to stay neutral on it cuz it's one of them things that, you know, when you take movies like that, where literally every role and every character was perfect, you know, um, you leave a lot of room where you can mess it up, right?
7:13
So I would, I would, I would hold, you know, Sam, like, kind of wrecked that character beautifully, you know, so I think it would be, it would be, it would be hard to, to elevate anything from that movie, you know, in live action, you just mess it up, you know.
7:31
But I think if anybody could do it, you could.
7:32
Oh, might, my.
7:37
That's the real day.
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Listen.
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Okay, I'll do it.
7:37
Gender reveal parties are horrifying.
7:37
Horrifying and aggressive.
7:37
I, I, I don't, it's just bad.
7:37
Like when the dad don't get what he wanted and you can and you can tell that he, he can't keep his face right.
7:37
It's like, it's like, hey, he like, ah, yeah, you know, it's like, that's just a bad look when you got when you got to do that, you know.
7:37
So what would you say, disagree or?
7:37
Yeah, yeah, I, uh, it's hard.
8:07
Yeah, it's, I think it, it can be, it can be horrifying, so I'm going to like, do I'm like, pour some over here and over.
8:25
Yeah, so I, I'm going to agree that it's not horrifying.
8:29
I'm going to go short of agree, it's not horrifying.
8:31
It's like, it just can go wrong.
8:34
It's one of them things that can go wrong.
8:36
I'm following your lead.
8:38
Yeah, yeah, right in there.
8:38
Yeah, it's like, yeah, it can, it can definitely go wrong.
8:42
I remember, uh, when we found out that, that, uh, Willow was a girl and I wanted a daughter so bad.
8:52
I had two sons and I wanted a daughter so bad and, you know, they did the, the, the sonogram thing and I'm just imagining how it would have been if I had seen a little dingding in there, you know.
9:11
I, yeah, it just would have been a bad gender reveal party.
9:19
Yeah, it would have been a bad gender reveal party.
9:16
That was great.
9:19
That's fun.
9:19
Glad you enjoy that.
9:19
That's very fun.
9:21
That's definitely one of my favorite ones we've ever done.
9:23
When you got freaky with your lady well way back in the days, you not put cheese on the, no, you told me you did in confidence.