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This is fun.
0:02
I'm glad I said yes to this.
0:07
Do you usually do this for like people in jail?
0:11
Oh cool.
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Is your name Amy Beth Schumer?
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Yes.
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Were you born on June 1st?
0:24
Yes.
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Have you ever taken a polygraph test before?
0:29
No.
0:29
Are you nervous for this test?
0:32
Yes.
0:33
Why?
0:35
I guess the atmosphere.
0:43
Let's start with your career.
0:48
In the movie Trainwreck, you play a writer at a magazine.
0:48
Why do you think all female leads in rom-coms are working in magazines?
0:56
Um, because we lack, we lack creativity as writers.
0:56
That's not why.
0:56
Not a clear reading.
0:56
Why do we all work in magazines?
0:56
Um, I don't know.
0:56
You shot some intimate scenes with this man.
0:56
I recognize him.
0:56
You are quoted as saying, "It's a whole universe, but it's not even human."
1:23
Do you stand by that statement?
1:26
I don't remember what John Cena's butt looked like.
1:32
I don't think.
1:35
Are you sure?
1:37
I can't pictures, but she's telling the truth.
1:44
What was it like to be his first sex scene?
1:47
It was an honor.
1:49
Would you work with him again?
1:51
Yes, I'd love to work with him again.
1:52
Do you think that he would want to work with you again?
1:57
Yes, I do.
1:58
Why?
2:00
Because I'm a pleasure to be around.
2:08
Would you say John Cena is a better love interest than this man?
2:16
No, I wouldn't say that John is a better love interest than Michael Cera.
2:22
What makes Michael Cera a better love interest?
2:22
I think he's a heartthrob.
2:22
What makes him a heartthrob?
2:22
Um, I think Michael Cera just has that thing where you see him and you just love him right away.
2:22
Is he a celebrity crush?
3:09
No.
3:14
Then who is your celebrity crush?
3:14
Um, Christian Bale.
3:14
Is he your hall pass?
3:14
I don't think my husband would let me Christian Bale.
3:14
I think there'd be repercussions.
3:14
You're telling the truth.
3:14
You starred in a Super Bowl commercial for Hellmann's Mayonnaise.
3:14
Do you get a lifetime supply of free mayo, despite my letters?
3:14
No, I did not get even one free jar of mayonnaise.
3:17
Your role in the commercial was Fairy God Mayo.
3:21
Would you consider this a career high?
3:27
No, I would not.
3:31
I did it for the money.
3:35
I can now buy my own mayo.
3:39
Was playing Fairy God Mayo better than roasting Charlie Sheen on Comedy Central?
3:45
No, no, it was not.
3:48
It was better to roast Charlie Sheen on Comedy Central.
3:53
What made it better?
3:56
Artistic merit and Mike Tyson.
4:03
Did you roast Mike Tyson more than he roasted Charlie Sheen at a certain point?
4:07
Yes, he was heckling me and I asked if his interpreter was there.
4:20
You've been doing stand-up for more than 20 years, is that true?
4:24
You tell me.
4:26
I don't know.
4:26
How long have you been doing stand-up?
4:30
I think 16 years.
4:37
Would you say you're good at math?
4:40
No.
4:40
Coming up with new material is difficult.
4:47
Have you ever stolen a joke?
4:49
No.
4:49
Yes, she's telling the truth.
4:54
What about an idea for a sketch?
4:56
No.
4:56
An idea for a character?
5:00
No.
5:00
Let me rephrase.
5:03
Have you ever taken inspiration for a joke from somebody else?
5:07
No.
5:15
At the end of Trainwreck, your character attempts to do a crazy basketball dunk.
5:15
Did you do your own stunts?
5:17
No, but I asked too.
5:21
What made you think you could?
5:24
I think an inflated sense of self.
5:27
Why do you think they said no?
5:30
Because they could see that I was working with limited capabilities physically.
5:36
That's understandable.
5:38
Do you remember where you end up working at the end of Trainwreck?
5:43
Yes, I believe it was Vanity Fair.
5:43
Let's talk about your life.
5:43
Okay.
5:43
You married your first husband, Chris Fisher.
5:43
My first husband?
5:43
Yes.
5:43
After less than a year of dating, is that true?
5:43
Yeah.
5:43
Would you say you move quickly?
5:43
Yes.
5:43
Why are you smiling?
5:43
Because I love him and this picture is funny because he's bad on red carpets.
5:43
What makes him bad on red carpets?
6:28
Is this an ongoing issue?
6:30
I embrace it.
6:34
Is it true Chris proposed to you while you were sleeping?
6:38
I had just woken up, I was still in bed, and he never actually proposed.
6:42
He just kind of sat on my chest and gave me the, handed me the ring.
6:55
It was not romantic at all.
7:00
Was there any part of you that wanted to say no based on that proposal?
7:04
No.
7:04
Was your proposal what you imagined it would be like?
7:11
I had never imagined anyone proposing to me.
7:17
I don't know, just sort of wasn't part of my dreams, despite all the Disney movies.
7:27
Did Disney movies give you unrealistic expectations about love?
7:32
Yeah, except for maybe Moana.
7:40
She loves the ocean.
7:44
Have you seen Encanto?
7:48
I have seen Encanto so many times and I love it, and my son and I listen to what he calls the strong song a lot, which is actually titled, "Surface Pressure."
8:02
Do you consider yourself a cool parent?
8:05
Yeah.
8:08
Why?
8:10
Well, we already discussed Encanto.
8:14
So cool parents are watching Encanto?
8:14
Yes.
8:14
When you named your son, were you going for the laugh?
8:14
Nope.
8:43
What happened?
8:48
Um, as we discussed, I'm impulsive and don't really think of things through, and that's when it happened.
8:48
That's when what happened?
8:45
When I named my son Genital Fisher.
8:52
When did you realize the error?
8:55
About a month after he was born, but it happens to everyone, right?
9:10
No.
9:10
No.
9:10
Okay.
9:19
Did you get a lower back tattoo in high school?
9:22
I think it was the summer going to college.
9:29
Do you regret this tattoo?
9:35
It's not great, so yeah, probably.
9:47
It's not good.
9:48
Do you still have it?
9:54
Why haven't you gotten it removed?
9:57
Um, I got it at a really shitty place on Astor Place and they went too deep, so keloid, so it's kind of raised, so if I got it removed, it would just kind of be like a raised tribal situation.
10:22
In 2015, you were invited to the Time 100 Gala and had a fall on the red carpet.
10:30
In retrospect, do you regret this moment?
10:30
I do not regret that moment.
10:30
I threw myself on the ground because I thought it would be funny.
10:30
Did anyone help you up?
10:30
Yeah, nobody really rushed over.
10:30
Was this an attempt at becoming friends with Kim?
10:30
Not in the moment, but she did seem like she wanted to laugh, and now we are friends.
10:30
Is she your favorite Kardashian?
10:30
She's my number one Kardashian.
10:30
Where does Khloe fall into all of this?
10:30
Chloe, I really like Chloe and I hope she one day forgives me for mentioning her in my SNL monologue.
11:37
You were once photographed dancing on Billy Joel's piano with Jennifer Lawrence.
11:40
Was alcohol involved?
11:43
Yes.
11:46
How much?
11:48
I think probably a lot.
11:52
Has motherhood changed you for the better?
11:55
Yeah.
11:57
Has motherhood changed Jennifer for the better?
12:00
I've only texted with her, but I bet it, I bet it has.
12:06
So you haven't met the baby?
12:08
No.
12:08
Do you know the baby's name?
12:13
Yes.
12:15
Hitler.
12:19
Is that true?
12:21
No.
12:21
Okay, I don't know the baby's name, she's smart enough not to tell me, but it might be Hitler.
12:35
Final question, did you lie at any point during this lie detector test and we didn't catch you?
12:44
No.
12:44
Inconclusive.
12:48
Do I have to go to jail?